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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lets have the funniest one liners or sentences you've came across in messages, flirty responses, statements ect
One of mine are
Men "im no here to fuck the whole site"
Gets me everytime lol
The unrealistic expectations of fab are fantastic
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got this message once, "can I charm my way into your knickers?". I nearly spat out my coffee and couldn't stop laughing!  x
Well did he?  "
I said no as I wasn't wearing any then I blocked him x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got this message once, "can I charm my way into your knickers?". I nearly spat out my coffee and couldn't stop laughing! x
Well did he?
I said no as I wasn't wearing any then I blocked him x"
Brilliant.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s the ones who write massive flowery posts with some blatant lies. Makes me think it’s a cut and paste job.
Naw mate, I’m here to have some fun, not find a husband thanks  "
I guess you are the unicorn that likes "fancy a fuck" messages then. Short and to the point.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This one is still my fave and makes me laugh.
"you're not fugly, but GQ won't be beating down your door anytime soon."
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That must have been a tough rejection letter to read... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This one is still my fave and makes me laugh.
"you're not fugly, but GQ won't be beating down your door anytime soon."
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She sounds like a right pain in the hole! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This one is still my fave and makes me laugh.
"you're not fugly, but GQ won't be beating down your door anytime soon."
She sounds like a right pain in the hole! "
She had her moments |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This one is still my fave and makes me laugh.
"you're not fugly, but GQ won't be beating down your door anytime soon."
That must have been a tough rejection letter to read... "
Nah. It was one of the nicest things I've had said about me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'I'm only out for laughs and banter on fab'
No one believes me, even when I say it to the girl that I'm sliding my full shaft, slowly deep inside her as I look into her eyes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had to do a mass delete, please message again
Only here for the social side of fab
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I don't mind people similar to you stating your only on fab for sex and not interested on the social side at least your honest about it and usually stated as such on their profiles. It must be a pain, or a giggle, when you see a message like that "Only here for the social side of fab" and you know they are at full o it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had to do a mass delete, please message again
Only here for the social side of fab
I don't mind people similar to you stating your only on fab for sex and not interested on the social side at least your honest about it and usually stated as such on their profiles. It must be a pain, or a giggle, when you see a message like that "Only here for the social side of fab" and you know they are at full o it "
I dont believe any guy would join a sex/swinging site with socialising being his main intention. Over time his priorities might change but at the outset well it's bullshit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had to do a mass delete, please message again
Only here for the social side of fab
I don't mind people similar to you stating your only on fab for sex and not interested on the social side at least your honest about it and usually stated as such on their profiles. It must be a pain, or a giggle, when you see a message like that "Only here for the social side of fab" and you know they are at full o it
I dont believe any guy would join a sex/swinging site with socialising being his main intention. Over time his priorities might change but at the outset well it's bullshit "
but that's your view and good for you but you are wrong. If I wanted a fuck, I can easily get it on a night out etc... but I enjoying the swinging scene, the socialising, always have done and good or bad I am known for it.
I am not blinkered to say 'why you on the swinging site and don't socialise but only meet for sex'. That's definitely not for me but I understand that's your thing and you both enjoy it but I don't call it bullshit.
We all enjoy fab in different ways and if we are honest why were are on here then we can full enjoy it. I know I certainty do and I'm sure you two do as well
Don't see the point in calling people out on it when there's a chance I maybe wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"received a message from a female once which I thought was brill.
"hey I'm not into anal but I may consider it with you"
Has she seen your winky? "
Nope and she aint gonna |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"received a message from a female once which I thought was brill.
"hey I'm not into anal but I may consider it with you"
Has she seen your winky?
Nope and she aint gonna "
Blindfolded then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"
Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks
Aye Ok |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"received a message from a female once which I thought was brill.
"hey I'm not into anal but I may consider it with you"
Has she seen your winky?
Nope and she aint gonna
Blindfolded then? "
Only if she arrive's at my door that way. 
But the female in question, nope, wont be meeting lolol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I read a profile from a female where she stated quite forceably that no one was to send her a cock pic.
She had 6 photos on her profile and all were of her nether regions.  "
At least you could see what you wouldn't be shagging. |
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"I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"
Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks
Aye Ok "
Not read this whole thread but had to lol thinking of you studying all the cocks in her pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"
Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks
Aye Ok
Not read this whole thread but had to lol thinking of you studying all the cocks in her pics "
pmsl, is that what you take from that
your so bad lolllllllllllllllllll
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"
Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks
Aye Ok
Not read this whole thread but had to lol thinking of you studying all the cocks in her pics
pmsl, is that what you take from that
your so bad lolllllllllllllllllll
xx "
I was thinking that too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"
Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks
Aye Ok
Not read this whole thread but had to lol thinking of you studying all the cocks in her pics
pmsl, is that what you take from that
your so bad lolllllllllllllllllll
xx
I was thinking that too "
Ffs, you as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"
Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks
Aye Ok
Not read this whole thread but had to lol thinking of you studying all the cocks in her pics
pmsl, is that what you take from that
your so bad lolllllllllllllllllll
xx
I was thinking that too
Ffs, you as well "
*it was the first thing that crossed my mind too. I'm glad I was too polite to say it. * |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"
Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks
Aye Ok
Not read this whole thread but had to lol thinking of you studying all the cocks in her pics
pmsl, is that what you take from that
your so bad lolllllllllllllllllll
xx
I was thinking that too
Ffs, you as well
*it was the first thing that crossed my mind too. I'm glad I was too polite to say it. * "
Everyone thought it pmsl x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"
Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks
Aye Ok
Not read this whole thread but had to lol thinking of you studying all the cocks in her pics
pmsl, is that what you take from that
your so bad lolllllllllllllllllll
xx
I was thinking that too
Ffs, you as well
*it was the first thing that crossed my mind too. I'm glad I was too polite to say it. *
Everyone thought it pmsl x"
I'm not just a piece of meat, I have feeling you know
Tell you what, fuck you all and your cock sucking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"
Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks
Aye Ok
Not read this whole thread but had to lol thinking of you studying all the cocks in her pics
pmsl, is that what you take from that
your so bad lolllllllllllllllllll
xx
I was thinking that too
Ffs, you as well
*it was the first thing that crossed my mind too. I'm glad I was too polite to say it. *
Everyone thought it pmsl x
I'm not just a piece of meat, I have feeling you know
Tell you what, fuck you all and your cock sucking "
Shit. I didn't realise I thought that out loud.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"
Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks
Aye Ok
Not read this whole thread but had to lol thinking of you studying all the cocks in her pics
pmsl, is that what you take from that
your so bad lolllllllllllllllllll
xx
I was thinking that too
Ffs, you as well
*it was the first thing that crossed my mind too. I'm glad I was too polite to say it. *
Everyone thought it pmsl x
I'm not just a piece of meat, I have feeling you know
Tell you what, fuck you all and your cock sucking
Shit. I didn't realise I thought that out loud. "
Fab Straight?  |
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"I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"
Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks
Aye Ok
Not read this whole thread but had to lol thinking of you studying all the cocks in her pics "
I was wondering how closely you'd looked to differentiate 4 different cocks. That could be listed as a special skill I think
V x |
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"I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"
Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks
Aye Ok
Not read this whole thread but had to lol thinking of you studying all the cocks in her pics
pmsl, is that what you take from that
your so bad lolllllllllllllllllll
xx
I was thinking that too
Ffs, you as well
*it was the first thing that crossed my mind too. I'm glad I was too polite to say it. *
Everyone thought it pmsl x
I'm not just a piece of meat, I have feeling you know
Tell you what, fuck you all and your cock sucking "
Thought that was the aim of most on this site? Apart from the ones who point out 'I'm no here tae shag the whole site' of course
V x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"
Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks
Aye Ok
Not read this whole thread but had to lol thinking of you studying all the cocks in her pics
pmsl, is that what you take from that
your so bad lolllllllllllllllllll
xx
I was thinking that too
Ffs, you as well
*it was the first thing that crossed my mind too. I'm glad I was too polite to say it. *
Everyone thought it pmsl x
I'm not just a piece of meat, I have feeling you know
Tell you what, fuck you all and your cock sucking
Thought that was the aim of most on this site? Apart from the ones who point out 'I'm no here tae shag the whole site' of course
V x"
"Here for a good time no a long time "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got a message from a female long time ago which I replied, but told her I only place safe and I got a reply back which said "my bareback pics are only from a guy I know"
Then I looked again and realised of the 5 bareback pics, 4 were different cocks
Aye Ok
Not read this whole thread but had to lol thinking of you studying all the cocks in her pics
pmsl, is that what you take from that
your so bad lolllllllllllllllllll
xx
I was thinking that too
Ffs, you as well
*it was the first thing that crossed my mind too. I'm glad I was too polite to say it. *
Everyone thought it pmsl x
I'm not just a piece of meat, I have feeling you know
Tell you what, fuck you all and your cock sucking
Thought that was the aim of most on this site? Apart from the ones who point out 'I'm no here tae shag the whole site' of course
V x
"Here for a good time no a long time "
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And they joined four year ago. |
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I guess you are the unicorn that likes "fancy a fuck" messages then. Short and to the point. "
Ahaha no not at all. I like a proper message but hate the ones that are all oooh you’re gorgeous I want to explore you sensually etc lol |
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"I had abusive msg from a guy so i told him the only way his dick would get wet is when he has a sad cry wank
He probably was turned on by that. "
He said it made him smile, i took it further and threw in his mum he got a little irrate... |
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"I had abusive msg from a guy so i told him the only way his dick would get wet is when he has a sad cry wank
He probably was turned on by that.
He said it made him smile, i took it further and threw in his mum he got a little irrate... "
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