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over a year ago
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"Can’t smear chocolate on hairy body’s.. so have to be selective on you guys.. and only if it’s nutella  "
Depending on where you smear it, it might become nutella  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can’t smear chocolate on hairy body’s.. so have to be selective on you guys.. and only if it’s nutella "
You can smear anything you like on my nutellas!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All three. 
Where will the smearing be taking place?..
I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all. "
Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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All three.
Where will the smearing be taking place?..
I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.
Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?.. "
Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All three.
Where will the smearing be taking place?..
I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.
Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..
Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways. "
So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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All three.
Where will the smearing be taking place?..
I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.
Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..
Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways. "
(in terms of open forum posting that is.  ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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All three.
Where will the smearing be taking place?..
I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.
Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..
Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.
So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are? "
To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All three.
Where will the smearing be taking place?..
I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.
Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..
Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.
So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?
To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that." "
I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
All three.
Where will the smearing be taking place?..
I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.
Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..
Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.
So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?
To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."
I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it "
Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
All three.
Where will the smearing be taking place?..
I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.
Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..
Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.
So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?
To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."
I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it
Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old "
Well...........  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
All three.
Where will the smearing be taking place?..
I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.
Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..
Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.
So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?
To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."
I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it
Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old
Well........... "
*using my zimmer frame to slowly stagger to the corner."  |
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All three.
Where will the smearing be taking place?..
I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all. Totally every thing
Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..
Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.
So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?
To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."
I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it
Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old
Well........... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
All three.
Where will the smearing be taking place?..
I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.
Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..
Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.
So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?
To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."
I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it
Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old
Well...........
*using my zimmer frame to slowly stagger to the corner." "
Is that where you’re gonna tell me where the smearing is taking place from? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
All three.
Where will the smearing be taking place?..
I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.
Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..
Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.
So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?
To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."
I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it
Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old
Well...........
*using my zimmer frame to slowly stagger to the corner."
Is that where you’re gonna tell me where the smearing is taking place from? "
If you want to find out you will need to come join me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
All three.
Where will the smearing be taking place?..
I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.
Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..
Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways. "
Praise Jebus! A sinner repents!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
All three.
Where will the smearing be taking place?..
I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.
Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..
Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.
So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?
To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."
I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it
Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old
Well...........
*using my zimmer frame to slowly stagger to the corner."
Is that where you’re gonna tell me where the smearing is taking place from?
If you want to find out you will need to come join me. "
Ok I’m on my way... meet you there.. as it will take you longer with your Zimmer frame |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
All three.
Where will the smearing be taking place?..
I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.
Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..
Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.
So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?
To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."
I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it
Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old
Well...........
*using my zimmer frame to slowly stagger to the corner."
Is that where you’re gonna tell me where the smearing is taking place from?
If you want to find out you will need to come join me.
Ok I’m on my way... meet you there.. as it will take you longer with your Zimmer frame "
Get me a glass of wine or a nice single malt and whatever you're having while you wait for me. I'll pay you back when I get my pension. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
All three.
Where will the smearing be taking place?..
I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.
Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..
Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.
So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?
To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."
I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it
Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old
Well...........
*using my zimmer frame to slowly stagger to the corner."
Is that where you’re gonna tell me where the smearing is taking place from?
If you want to find out you will need to come join me.
Ok I’m on my way... meet you there.. as it will take you longer with your Zimmer frame
Get me a glass of wine or a nice single malt and whatever you're having while you wait for me. I'll pay you back when I get my pension. "
Ok.. I’m patiently waiting now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alot of smearing going on.
Are you joining in?
I'm down to party Sister ,smear away
Remember bring your case of German Nutella then "
Don't think I'll get in without it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alot of smearing going on.
Are you joining in?
I'm down to party Sister ,smear away
Remember bring your case of German Nutella then
Don't think I'll get in without it lol "
Well that’s just for me.. you may need more for anyone else joining in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
All three.
Where will the smearing be taking place?..
I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.
Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..
Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.
So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?
To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."
I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it
Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old
Well...........
*using my zimmer frame to slowly stagger to the corner."
Is that where you’re gonna tell me where the smearing is taking place from?
If you want to find out you will need to come join me.
Ok I’m on my way... meet you there.. as it will take you longer with your Zimmer frame
Get me a glass of wine or a nice single malt and whatever you're having while you wait for me. I'll pay you back when I get my pension.
Ok.. I’m patiently waiting now "
I'm here now. Sorry I got lost. I turned left at the juke box instead of right. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
All three.
Where will the smearing be taking place?..
I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.
Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..
Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.
So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?
To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."
I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it
Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old
Well...........
*using my zimmer frame to slowly stagger to the corner."
Is that where you’re gonna tell me where the smearing is taking place from?
If you want to find out you will need to come join me.
Ok I’m on my way... meet you there.. as it will take you longer with your Zimmer frame
Get me a glass of wine or a nice single malt and whatever you're having while you wait for me. I'll pay you back when I get my pension.
Ok.. I’m patiently waiting now
I'm here now. Sorry I got lost. I turned left at the juke box instead of right. "
That’s old age for you
Anyways down to business... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
All three.
Where will the smearing be taking place?..
I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.
Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..
Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.
So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?
To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."
I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it
Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old
Well...........
*using my zimmer frame to slowly stagger to the corner."
Is that where you’re gonna tell me where the smearing is taking place from?
If you want to find out you will need to come join me.
Ok I’m on my way... meet you there.. as it will take you longer with your Zimmer frame
Get me a glass of wine or a nice single malt and whatever you're having while you wait for me. I'll pay you back when I get my pension.
Ok.. I’m patiently waiting now
I'm here now. Sorry I got lost. I turned left at the juke box instead of right.
That’s old age for you
Anyways down to business..."
Business right. Well.... If you want to know... Nope. I won't say in an open forum. I've had my ass banned for less. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alot of smearing going on.
Are you joining in?
I'm down to party Sister ,smear away
Remember bring your case of German Nutella then
Don't think I'll get in without it lol
Well that’s just for me.. you may need more for anyone else joining in "
If it's a private party ,well ,that's a game changer right there lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
All three.
Where will the smearing be taking place?..
I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.
Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..
Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.
So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?
To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."
I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it
Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old
Well...........
*using my zimmer frame to slowly stagger to the corner."
Is that where you’re gonna tell me where the smearing is taking place from?
If you want to find out you will need to come join me.
Ok I’m on my way... meet you there.. as it will take you longer with your Zimmer frame
Get me a glass of wine or a nice single malt and whatever you're having while you wait for me. I'll pay you back when I get my pension.
Ok.. I’m patiently waiting now
I'm here now. Sorry I got lost. I turned left at the juke box instead of right.
That’s old age for you
Anyways down to business...
Business right. Well.... If you want to know... Nope. I won't say in an open forum. I've had my ass banned for less. "
Ok ok.. I will temporarily allow you access to my inbox, make the most of it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alot of smearing going on.
Are you joining in?
I'm down to party Sister ,smear away
Remember bring your case of German Nutella then
Don't think I'll get in without it lol
Well that’s just for me.. you may need more for anyone else joining in
If it's a private party ,well ,that's a game changer right there lol "
Oh it is eh? And why’s that? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
All three.
Where will the smearing be taking place?..
I couldn't possibly say on an open forum.. I am a gentleman after all.
Oh is that so... that’s not what I hear?..
Maybe you are listening to the wrong people then. Or maybe I have learned the error of my ways.
So the question now is... do I let you past my message filters to find out how gentlemanly you are?
To quote bros. "I can't answer, I can't answer that."
I have no idea what you quoted there... I’ll have to google it
Bros.. When will I be famous. Lol. Shit I feel Old
Well...........
*using my zimmer frame to slowly stagger to the corner."
Is that where you’re gonna tell me where the smearing is taking place from?
If you want to find out you will need to come join me.
Ok I’m on my way... meet you there.. as it will take you longer with your Zimmer frame
Get me a glass of wine or a nice single malt and whatever you're having while you wait for me. I'll pay you back when I get my pension.
Ok.. I’m patiently waiting now
I'm here now. Sorry I got lost. I turned left at the juke box instead of right.
That’s old age for you
Anyways down to business...
Business right. Well.... If you want to know... Nope. I won't say in an open forum. I've had my ass banned for less.
Ok ok.. I will temporarily allow you access to my inbox, make the most of it! "
I'll do my best. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you finished googling
Well you told me what it was so I didn’t need to lol
Kiss lick
Now for the chocolate "
Saucy ,quite the dish guys shall I bring napkins |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you finished googling
Well you told me what it was so I didn’t need to lol
Kiss lick
Now for the chocolate
Saucy ,quite the dish guys shall I bring napkins "
Why, will there be drooling?.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you finished googling
Well you told me what it was so I didn’t need to lol
Kiss lick
Now for the chocolate
Saucy ,quite the dish guys shall I bring napkins
Why, will there be drooling?.. "
Lots of it |
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"I get a feeling googling "German Nutella" might be risky. "
You get it in aldis along with wet suits and all sorts of wonderful German gold.
Here they're getting a lovley helga the inflatable lady in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you finished googling
Well you told me what it was so I didn’t need to lol
Kiss lick
Now for the chocolate
Saucy ,quite the dish guys shall I bring napkins
Why, will there be drooling?.. "
Alot of smearing and eating,going to leave an awful mess for someone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you finished googling
Well you told me what it was so I didn’t need to lol
Kiss lick
Now for the chocolate
Saucy ,quite the dish guys shall I bring napkins
Why, will there be drooling?..
Alot of smearing and eating,going to leave an awful mess for someone."
Not if there is enough people to lick it all up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you finished googling
Well you told me what it was so I didn’t need to lol
Kiss lick
Now for the chocolate
Saucy ,quite the dish guys shall I bring napkins
Why, will there be drooling?..
Alot of smearing and eating,going to leave an awful mess for someone."
Yeah but what a mess. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you finished googling
Well you told me what it was so I didn’t need to lol
Kiss lick
Now for the chocolate
Saucy ,quite the dish guys shall I bring napkins
Why, will there be drooling?..
Alot of smearing and eating,going to leave an awful mess for someone.
Yeah but what a mess. "
Up.they're with a roman orgy,swap the grapes for nuttela but . |
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"I get a feeling googling "German Nutella" might be risky.
You get it in aldis along with wet suits and all sorts of wonderful German gold.
Here they're getting a lovley helga the inflatable lady in."
She was on the checkouts today. |
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