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Cards against humanity.
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By *e Devil OP Man
over a year ago
Blantyre |
Forum game time.
Fill in the blank with your most NON PC answer.
Only first 5 or 6 answers will be considered then i will pick a winner from those 5 or 6 answers
The WINNER will then set the next question leaving a blank space for the next 5 or 6 answers. He will also be the judge and pick the winner of his question and so on.
People might be offended in here as thats why its called cards against humanity. Please avoid if easily upset.
Ok my question.
During a formal visit by the Pope to Buckingham Palace it was reported the Queen nearly spilled her tea when the Pope dropped his ?????
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over a year ago
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"Forum game time.
Fill in the blank with your most NON PC answer.
Only first 5 or 6 answers will be considered then i will pick a winner from those 5 or 6 answers
The WINNER will then set the next question leaving a blank space for the next 5 or 6 answers. He will also be the judge and pick the winner of his question and so on.
People might be offended in here as thats why its called cards against humanity. Please avoid if easily upset.
Ok my question.
During a formal visit by the Pope to Buckingham Palace it was reported the Queen nearly spilled her tea when the Pope dropped his ?????
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This is going to go down well with the tribes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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During a formal visit by the Pope to Buckingham Palace it was reported the Queen nearly spilled her tea when the Pope dropped his...best Princess Diana impression |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"During a formal visit by the Pope to Buckingham Palace it was reported the Queen nearly spilled her tea when the Pope dropped his drawers and asked "want a go on this?""
LOL  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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During a formal visit by the Pope to Buckingham Palace it was reported the Queen nearly spilled her tea when the Pope dropped his .... bags to reveal a big bush of bright ginger pubes..... "yep Harry's mine b*#ch!" |
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By *e Devil OP Man
over a year ago
Blantyre |
"During a formal visit by the Pope to Buckingham Palace it was reported the Queen nearly spilled her tea when the Pope dropped his...best Princess Diana impression"
Kitty i pissed myself laughing when i read this your the winner.
Dropping his drawers was very clos e.
Kitty you have 10 mins to post a new question or it passes to the drawers post.
Guys please put a number at your answer from now on please ie 1 to 6 cheers. Xx |
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"During a formal visit by the Pope to Buckingham Palace it was reported the Queen nearly spilled her tea when the Pope dropped his...best Princess Diana impression
Kitty i pissed myself laughing when i read this your the winner.
Dropping his drawers was very clos e.
Kitty you have 10 mins to post a new question or it passes to the drawers post.
Guys please put a number at your answer from now on please ie 1 to 6 cheers. Xx"
Worthy winner, I was laughing at that one to. |
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By *e Devil OP Man
over a year ago
Blantyre |
"During a formal visit by the Pope to Buckingham Palace it was reported the Queen nearly spilled her tea when the Pope dropped his...best Princess Diana impression
Kitty i pissed myself laughing when i read this your the winner.
Dropping his drawers was very clos e.
Kitty you have 10 mins to post a new question or it passes to the drawers post.
Guys please put a number at your answer from now on please ie 1 to 6 cheers. Xx
Worthy winner, I was laughing at that one to."
Dont go away you might be posing next question . Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Argh, feeling under pressure here! Can't think of a good one!
A White House source has leaked evidence that the first 5 words Trump said after becoming President were... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Might tweak the rules , after next question, winner has 5 minutes to pose next question, keep it flowing. Right down winners number in order of 1st 2nd 3rd etc .  "
Is 'might tweak the rules' your answer lol? That could work |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Argh, feeling under pressure here! Can't think of a good one!
A White House source has leaked evidence that the first 5 words Trump said after becoming President were..."
Is Angela Merkel into pegging? |
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"A White House source has leaked evidence that the first 5 words Trump said after becoming President were "anyone know a Polish brickie?""
Surely you meant Mexican?  |
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"Argh, feeling under pressure here! Can't think of a good one!
A White House source has leaked evidence that the first 5 words Trump said after becoming President were..."
4. Want Some Russian Hooker Piss? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Horse(y) walks into a bar, barman says ,"good evening sir ,looking for a friend:,? Thats the friend zoned area there. "
Another 5 mins guys, gonna take some beating! |
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"A Horse(y) walks into a bar, barman says ,"good evening sir ,looking for a friend:,? Thats the friend zoned area there.
Another 5 mins guys, gonna take some beating!
Noooooo lmao."
You took to long to delete it. We all saw it so still counts |
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By *e Devil OP Man
over a year ago
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"A nurse at Ross Hall private hospital has been arrested for sticking pine scented, Magic Tree air fresheners up elderly ladies and gentlemens rectums."
As its something a lot of people would like to do , this wins it.
2nd
was shoving a patient that pinched her bum .
Next question please. Lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm going for a bath so He Devil can pick the winner...
Fab's latest customer satisfaction survey shows that 8/10 perverts believe... "
fab straight should be a listed category for male profiles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" !
I'm going for a bath so He Devil can pick the winner...
Fab's latest customer satisfaction survey shows that 8/10 perverts believe... fab straight should be a listed category for male profiles. "
Is that a personal request?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" !
I'm going for a bath so He Devil can pick the winner...
Fab's latest customer satisfaction survey shows that 8/10 perverts believe... fab straight should be a listed category for male profiles.
Is that a personal request? "
I wondered who would be the one to ask that. Luckily for you the answer is no.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fab's latest customer satisfaction survey shows that 8/10 perverts believe they actually have a chance of getting laid on here."
Surely it would be ten out of ten  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" !
I'm going for a bath so He Devil can pick the winner...
Fab's latest customer satisfaction survey shows that 8/10 perverts believe... fab straight should be a listed category for male profiles.
Is that a personal request?
I wondered who would be the one to ask that. Luckily for you the answer is no. "
He doth protest too much! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" !
I'm going for a bath so He Devil can pick the winner...
Fab's latest customer satisfaction survey shows that 8/10 perverts believe... fab straight should be a listed category for male profiles.
Is that a personal request?
I wondered who would be the one to ask that. Luckily for you the answer is no.
He doth protest too much! "
Shit.. I knew that would be the next thing. Damn.. I must be psychotic. |
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By *e Devil OP Man
over a year ago
Blantyre |
" !
I'm going for a bath so He Devil can pick the winner...
Fab's latest customer satisfaction survey shows that 8/10 perverts believe... fab straight should be a listed category for male profiles.
Is that a personal request?
I wondered who would be the one to ask that. Luckily for you the answer is no.
He doth protest too much! "
Do you have an actual answer DD lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" !
I'm going for a bath so He Devil can pick the winner...
Fab's latest customer satisfaction survey shows that 8/10 perverts believe... fab straight should be a listed category for male profiles.
Is that a personal request?
I wondered who would be the one to ask that. Luckily for you the answer is no.
He doth protest too much!
Do you have an actual answer DD lol"
Nope. I find it a pointless game. |
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By *e Devil OP Man
over a year ago
Blantyre |
"Fab's latest customer satisfaction survey shows that 8/10 perverts believe they actually have a chance of getting laid on here."
Lol
Im going with this one they actually do believe this lol
Take it away guys.
Next question.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After a meeting to discuss the brexit deal with the Prime Minister Jacob Rees Mogg stated....."
He would rather have a threesome with Jeremy corbyn and nicola sturgeon than support the prime minister. |
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After a meeting to discuss the brexit deal with the Prime Minister Jacob Rees Mogg stated.....that he realises now it was a mistake to use The former Foreign Office Secs initials in the press release - 'Strong and Stable May can't handle BJ' |
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By *e Devil OP Man
over a year ago
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"I know its a early call but seems to have died out again.
Got to be Kitty with the BJ comment "
Kittys to feckin good at this game.
We played it with the actual cards last week and it is a feckin riot. A cards against humanity social would be a hoot. |
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"I know its a early call but seems to have died out again.
Got to be Kitty with the BJ comment
Kittys to feckin good at this game.
We played it with the actual cards last week and it is a feckin riot. A cards against humanity social would be a hoot. "
Sounds like a great idea, If you get the right people I can see it going very wrong. Always one arsehole without a sense of humor
Mr |
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By *e Devil OP Man
over a year ago
Blantyre |
"I know its a early call but seems to have died out again.
Got to be Kitty with the BJ comment
Kittys to feckin good at this game.
We played it with the actual cards last week and it is a feckin riot. A cards against humanity social would be a hoot.
Sounds like a great idea, If you get the right people I can see it going very wrong. Always one arsehole without a sense of humor
Mr"
Na, Mrs She D dosnt have much of a sense of humour
But even she loved it . Now have the 6 extension packs too. Its so much of a laugh .  |
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By *e Devil OP Man
over a year ago
Blantyre |
"I know its a early call but seems to have died out again.
Got to be Kitty with the BJ comment
Kittys to feckin good at this game.
We played it with the actual cards last week and it is a feckin riot. A cards against humanity social would be a hoot.
Sounds like a great idea, If you get the right people I can see it going very wrong. Always one arsehole without a sense of humor
Mr
Na, Mrs She D dosnt have much of a sense of humour
But even she loved it . Now have the 6 extension packs too. Its so much of a laugh . "
Kitty will definitely be on the guest list as she has definitely found her forte in life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I told you, I'm rubbish at it in real life ! Can't beat a cards against humanity night though, it's too funny!
Kitty sounds like shes in , we have our first single fem, maybe ?"
Put me down for the next online match , I'm not much one for socials X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok
New question lol.
Batman and Robin have disolved their crime fighting partnership after Batman showed Robin his ......."
Dungeon and collection of gimp masks, whips chains and sylvester the cat outfit. |
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By *e Devil OP Man
over a year ago
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"Ok
New question lol.
Batman and Robin have disolved their crime fighting partnership after Batman showed Robin his .......
Dungeon and collection of gimp masks, whips chains and sylvester the cat outfit. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok
New question lol.
Batman and Robin have disolved their crime fighting partnership after Batman showed Robin his .......
Dungeon and collection of gimp masks, whips chains and sylvester the cat outfit. "
Actually, he dresses up as Catwoman... |
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By *e Devil OP Man
over a year ago
Blantyre |
"Ok
New question lol.
Batman and Robin have disolved their crime fighting partnership after Batman showed Robin his .......
Dungeon and collection of gimp masks, whips chains and sylvester the cat outfit. "
Jack gets the win i reckon
Post a new question Jack |
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