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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’ve noticed that a lot of people emphasise good personal hygiene is a must as one of their requirements in a playmate. I thought this was one of those things that go without saying. Surely people don’t meet others without having a wash prior? Or has anyone met someone and been put off by their personal hygiene?  |
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By *eep.Man
over a year ago
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"I’ve noticed that a lot of people emphasise good personal hygiene is a must as one of their requirements in a playmate. I thought this was one of those things that go without saying. Surely people don’t meet others without having a wash prior? Or has anyone met someone and been put off by their personal hygiene? "
Must admit when I first joined I had words to that effect in my profile. I took it out though, because like you say, hygiene should be a given... well, you'd think! |
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"I’ve noticed that a lot of people emphasise good personal hygiene is a must as one of their requirements in a playmate. I thought this was one of those things that go without saying. Surely people don’t meet others without having a wash prior? Or has anyone met someone and been put off by their personal hygiene? "
I have issues with that too, perfumes etc give me horrible migraines so the fact that some people don't consider you clean without stinking to the high heavens with perfume, aftershave or deodorant drives me nuts. It's so bad i'm thinking of making it a condition of any meets.
I have had people thinking i don't wash because I don't smell of anything, but seriously, thats what unscented or mildly scented products are for. |
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"I know what you mean about perfumes. I get headaches when anyone wears Opium or Poison."
Yeah, it’s just about everything for me now. It started with just a few smells but now it’s pretty much all of them. Prefer the smell of warm skin anyway, doesn’t need any enhancement  |
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Nothing on our profile as I'd really hope that's a given! A proper wash involving water - not a teenage boy wash of being doused in some kind of spray. As much as I love a man to smell good I don't want to be struggling to breathe with all the aftershave. Clean is preferable to layers of sprays etc.
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"I’ve noticed that a lot of people emphasise good personal hygiene is a must as one of their requirements in a playmate. I thought this was one of those things that go without saying. Surely people don’t meet others without having a wash prior? Or has anyone met someone and been put off by their personal hygiene?
I have issues with that too, perfumes etc give me horrible migraines so the fact that some people don't consider you clean without stinking to the high heavens with perfume, aftershave or deodorant drives me nuts. It's so bad i'm thinking of making it a condition of any meets.
I have had people thinking i don't wash because I don't smell of anything, but seriously, thats what unscented or mildly scented products are for. "
I have the same problem with lavender, Its my kryptonite being anywhere near it gives my a blinding headache.
I really should put it on my profile just asking if people wouldn't mind not having it around me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve been to one persons house and going by the state of it I’d hate to think what her personal hygiene was like.
Quick exit! "
How do you get out of that one though? Leg it out the bog window? |
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"I’ve noticed that a lot of people emphasise good personal hygiene is a must as one of their requirements in a playmate. I thought this was one of those things that go without saying. Surely people don’t meet others without having a wash prior? Or has anyone met someone and been put off by their personal hygiene?
I have issues with that too, perfumes etc give me horrible migraines so the fact that some people don't consider you clean without stinking to the high heavens with perfume, aftershave or deodorant drives me nuts. It's so bad i'm thinking of making it a condition of any meets.
I have had people thinking i don't wash because I don't smell of anything, but seriously, thats what unscented or mildly scented products are for.
I have the same problem with lavender, Its my kryptonite being anywhere near it gives my a blinding headache.
I really should put it on my profile just asking if people wouldn't mind not having it around me."
Lavender is one of the worst, citronella is pretty bad too. |
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"I’ve noticed that a lot of people emphasise good personal hygiene is a must as one of their requirements in a playmate. I thought this was one of those things that go without saying. Surely people don’t meet others without having a wash prior? Or has anyone met someone and been put off by their personal hygiene?
I have issues with that too, perfumes etc give me horrible migraines so the fact that some people don't consider you clean without stinking to the high heavens with perfume, aftershave or deodorant drives me nuts. It's so bad i'm thinking of making it a condition of any meets.
I have had people thinking i don't wash because I don't smell of anything, but seriously, thats what unscented or mildly scented products are for.
I have the same problem with lavender, Its my kryptonite being anywhere near it gives my a blinding headache.
I really should put it on my profile just asking if people wouldn't mind not having it around me."
Same with lavender - like an instant migraine if it's strong  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually said I had left the condoms in the car and text to apologise"
You probably did her a favour...hopefully she got the hoover out before her next meet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Actually said I had left the condoms in the car and text to apologise
You probably did her a favour...hopefully she got the hoover out before her next meet "
Does a hoover work on a minging vag?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Actually said I had left the condoms in the car and text to apologise
You probably did her a favour...hopefully she got the hoover out before her next meet
Does a hoover work on a minging vag? "
I prefer a leaf blower for mine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Actually said I had left the condoms in the car and text to apologise
You probably did her a favour...hopefully she got the hoover out before her next meet
Does a hoover work on a minging vag?
I prefer a leaf blower for mine."
And a strimmer to tidy it up? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve been to one persons house and going by the state of it I’d hate to think what her personal hygiene was like.
Quick exit! "
A person’s living environment can speak volumes in other aspects lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Had a meet years ago the guy had stated that he turns up showered and smelling good..... Aye he was humming of bo and had filthy hands I offered him a shower he declined and left |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hygene is a must for me you did well even asking him to shower, it's disgusting to think that there is a lot of people on here who would actually go to a meet without washing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hygene is a must for me you did well even asking him to shower, it's disgusting to think that there is a lot of people on here who would actually go to a meet without washing "
I agree! The bo smell was awful smelt like old stale sweat really strong he hadn't washed for a couple of days I'd say! |
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Having worked in people’s homes for many many years , if your fortunate enough to see the house from the street ,you’ll be able to tell if your going into a show house or shit house, beleive me if there’s shit all over the window sills and curtains hanging like yer granny’s fanny, , tge knickers arent gonna be any cleaner  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Having worked in people’s homes for many many years , if your fortunate enough to see the house from the street ,you’ll be able to tell if your going into a show house or shit house, beleive me if there’s shit all over the window sills and curtains hanging like yer granny’s fanny, , tge knickers arent gonna be any cleaner "
You sound as talented as ever |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Having worked in people’s homes for many many years , if your fortunate enough to see the house from the street ,you’ll be able to tell if your going into a show house or shit house, beleive me if there’s shit all over the window sills and curtains hanging like yer granny’s fanny, , tge knickers arent gonna be any cleaner "
You saw your Granny's fanny? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Having worked in people’s homes for many many years , if your fortunate enough to see the house from the street ,you’ll be able to tell if your going into a show house or shit house, beleive me if there’s shit all over the window sills and curtains hanging like yer granny’s fanny, , tge knickers arent gonna be any cleaner
You saw your Granny's fanny? "
Thankfully never , though ....
I believe the phrase was”yer granny’s fanny” not my , !!!
Mental imagery is a curse Mrs ,
Saying that , ma granny had 14weans , so it probably warlike badly hung curtains  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Having worked in people’s homes for many many years , if your fortunate enough to see the house from the street ,you’ll be able to tell if your going into a show house or shit house, beleive me if there’s shit all over the window sills and curtains hanging like yer granny’s fanny, , tge knickers arent gonna be any cleaner
You sound as talented as ever "
And nice to damned with faint praise ......as ever |
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