So I met a lassie. After the dirty deed, we were lying there engaged in social intercourse enjoying the afterglow when she parps (ok she farted. She was mortified but I assured her there was no need to apologise. After all its wholly natural to expel wind. What say we on this subject? And does the whiff content make any difference? |
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lol - the poor lass was so mortified I didnae want to suggest it may have been a queef!
as for passing wind in the loo, both our legs were like jelly - would have been a major operation to crawl nevermind walk  |
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No big deal tbh...anyone who thinks it is then seriously wtf!! It happens and it's perfectly normal. Yes very embarassing but not the end of the world. If I guy farted I would laugh...Poor fooker would be embarassed and I wouln't make hime feel bad. Omg sometimes what people are shocked at is laughable.  |
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"well i would be,,its all about manners,would you feel the same if he picked his nose or arse in front of you too? "
i dont pick my nose..but i do pick my tagnuts..sometimes in private |
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"well i would be,,its all about manners,would you feel the same if he picked his nose or arse in front of you too? "
i do think the held in laugh that results in a blocked nose unblocking all doon yer face is a fart beater for embarassing moments,,  |
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"No big deal tbh...anyone who thinks it is then seriously wtf!! It happens and it's perfectly normal. Yes very embarassing but not the end of the world. If I guy farted I would laugh...Poor fooker would be embarassed and I wouln't make hime feel bad. Omg sometimes what people are shocked at is laughable. "
just remembered a time as a teen (pre sex-ed etc) my mate and I had been out buildings snowmen or whatever. came in and leaned against radiator for a heat - both of us farted in perfect unison and of course the radiator amplified the noise.
we nearly pissed wi laughter but mother was mortified - was her turn to host the knitting circle.  |
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sometimes no matter how hard you try you cant keep it in or it creeps up on you , part of nature , everyone does it , cas you should have laughed then held her head under the quilt lmao |
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"No big deal tbh...anyone who thinks it is then seriously wtf!! It happens and it's perfectly normal. Yes very embarassing but not the end of the world. If I guy farted I would laugh...Poor fooker would be embarassed and I wouln't make hime feel bad. Omg sometimes what people are shocked at is laughable. "
have it one! |
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id have been mortified if a guy done that after sex,,,manners??? surley she could have went to the bathroom?
auds 
