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over a year ago
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Probably quite a lot of people are into but this just made me chuckle quite a wee bit messaged someone standard ordinary message having a banter instantly get back “let me rim you hun” completely out the blue!
What’s everyone else’ been like on this bound to be some belters! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably quite a lot of people are into but this just made me chuckle quite a wee bit messaged someone standard ordinary message having a banter instantly get back “let me rim you hun” completely out the blue!
What’s everyone else’ been like on this bound to be some belters! "
So are you going to let him?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker "
Was he offering to pay the mortgage and the bills? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I get loads...
Can you curse my ex...?
Can you do love spells...?
Whats my future?
Can I sniff your sock/stockings?
Can I be naked in the room when you do witchcraft...?
The list is long and funny...
The weirdest was a guy wanting Lee's used old trainers. Why?????
To each his own. (I should have sold them....hee hee)
Xxx,
Nessa |
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Think the oddest was a message literally begging us to have the Mrs ‘use him as a toilet’, his actual words.
Canny even pee if someone’s outside the door for stage fright and he’s wanting me to break off a brown log on him lol
Mrs
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Probably quite a lot of people are into but this just made me chuckle quite a wee bit messaged someone standard ordinary message having a banter instantly get back “let me rim you hun” completely out the blue!
What’s everyone else’ been like on this bound to be some belters!
So are you going to let him? "
Absolutely not hahaha it was more than likely a he to be fair hiding behind a blank profile pic!
I hadn’t even sent a face pic jeeeeeeze |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think the oddest was a message literally begging us to have the Mrs ‘use him as a toilet’, his actual words.
Canny even pee if someone’s outside the door for stage fright and he’s wanting me to break off a brown log on him lol
Mrs
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Aw honestly hahaha I’m the same by the way if I have a wee bevy I get the most stage fright! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker
Was he offering to pay the mortgage and the bills? "
Unfortunately not  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker "
Awww fuck that hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker "
I want to see this turned into a TV show... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you piss on me?
Naw
Can you shit on me?
Naw
Can I lick your pussy after Mr has came inside you?
Naw
Can I lick your toes?
Naw
Can you come round to mine and beat me?
Keep talking shite and I'll come round and knock fuck out of you no problem!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker
Was he offering to pay the mortgage and the bills?
Unfortunately not "
Would that have tipped it in his favour?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker
Was he offering to pay the mortgage and the bills?
Unfortunately not
Would that have tipped it in his favour? "
You thinking of putting in an improved offer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker
Was he offering to pay the mortgage and the bills?
Unfortunately not
Would that have tipped it in his favour?
You thinking of putting in an improved offer "
Might be tempted.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker
I want to see this turned into a TV show... "
Big brother meets prisoner cell block h |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker
I want to see this turned into a TV show...
Big brother meets prisoner cell block h "
I predict a root. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker
Was he offering to pay the mortgage and the bills?
Unfortunately not
Would that have tipped it in his favour?
You thinking of putting in an improved offer
Might be tempted. "
As long as I dont need to buy my clothes from bhs you stand a better chance than the other guy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker
I want to see this turned into a TV show...
Big brother meets prisoner cell block h
I predict a root. "
*riot
Ffs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker
Was he offering to pay the mortgage and the bills?
Unfortunately not
Would that have tipped it in his favour?
You thinking of putting in an improved offer
Might be tempted.
As long as I dont need to buy my clothes from bhs you stand a better chance than the other guy "
Nah.. Asda George all the way.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker
Was he offering to pay the mortgage and the bills?
Unfortunately not
Would that have tipped it in his favour?
You thinking of putting in an improved offer
Might be tempted.
As long as I dont need to buy my clothes from bhs you stand a better chance than the other guy
Nah.. Asda George all the way. "
Flash git. Go for the middle aisle at Lidl. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker
Was he offering to pay the mortgage and the bills?
Unfortunately not
Would that have tipped it in his favour?
You thinking of putting in an improved offer
Might be tempted.
As long as I dont need to buy my clothes from bhs you stand a better chance than the other guy
Nah.. Asda George all the way.
Flash git. Go for the middle aisle at Lidl."
Aldis have jeans for 12.99 i tool a picture for you.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker
Was he offering to pay the mortgage and the bills?
Unfortunately not
Would that have tipped it in his favour?
You thinking of putting in an improved offer
Might be tempted.
As long as I dont need to buy my clothes from bhs you stand a better chance than the other guy
Nah.. Asda George all the way.
Flash git. Go for the middle aisle at Lidl.
Aldis have jeans for 12.99 i tool a picture for you. "
I saw them yesterday. I had just bought mine from S&M last week, though.
Sorry, M&S. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker
Was he offering to pay the mortgage and the bills?
Unfortunately not
Would that have tipped it in his favour?
You thinking of putting in an improved offer
Might be tempted.
As long as I dont need to buy my clothes from bhs you stand a better chance than the other guy
Nah.. Asda George all the way.
Flash git. Go for the middle aisle at Lidl.
Aldis have jeans for 12.99 i tool a picture for you.
I saw them yesterday. I had just bought mine from S&M last week, though.
Sorry, M&S."
Leather crotchless with snap away legs? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy wanted to own/dominate our family. Tell us what to wear, where to go, when and what to eat. He wanted to control every aspect of our lives...mad fucker
Was he offering to pay the mortgage and the bills?
Unfortunately not
Would that have tipped it in his favour?
You thinking of putting in an improved offer
Might be tempted.
As long as I dont need to buy my clothes from bhs you stand a better chance than the other guy
Nah.. Asda George all the way.
Flash git. Go for the middle aisle at Lidl.
Aldis have jeans for 12.99 i tool a picture for you.
I saw them yesterday. I had just bought mine from S&M last week, though.
Sorry, M&S.
Leather crotchless with snap away legs? "
Are you following me roon' the shops? |
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