 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
This morning after my shower I wrapped my towel round my waist and made a cup of coffee. As I walked back up the stairs, coffee in one hand and phone in the other, I kept standing on the bottom of the towel. No matter what I did I couldn't avoid it. Trying to walk up the stairs and stop my towel falling down I realised something. I could never be a cd or a woman. Has anyone else faced a stark realisation?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"What's this got to do with women?
I meant to say walking upatairs in a long skirt would prove impossible, it would end up round my ankles.
Haha , when women from fab walk upstairs with long skirts / dresses on, quite often they end up around thier ankles.  "
Quite possibly that's not by accident and their asses are a lot more aesthetically pleasing.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.
It's like you really don't know women at all  "
The strange little world I inhabit has woman with a sense of humour. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.
It's like you really don't know women at all
The strange little world I inhabit has woman with a sense of humour. "
But only if it's the same as yours I'm guessing |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.
It's like you really don't know women at all
The strange little world I inhabit has woman with a sense of humour.
But only if it's the same as yours I'm guessing "
Not really but it does help. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.
It's like you really don't know women at all
The strange little world I inhabit has woman with a sense of humour.
But only if it's the same as yours I'm guessing
Not really but it does help. "
Are long floaty skirts and dresses obligatory? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.
It's like you really don't know women at all
The strange little world I inhabit has woman with a sense of humour.
But only if it's the same as yours I'm guessing
Not really but it does help.
Are long floaty skirts and dresses obligatory?"
As long as they cover them in a pinny, and yellow marigolds too. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.
It's like you really don't know women at all
The strange little world I inhabit has woman with a sense of humour.
But only if it's the same as yours I'm guessing
Not really but it does help.
Are long floaty skirts and dresses obligatory?"
If you are Kate Bush or a hovercraft |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.
It's like you really don't know women at all
The strange little world I inhabit has woman with a sense of humour.
But only if it's the same as yours I'm guessing
Not really but it does help.
Are long floaty skirts and dresses obligatory?"
I don't think that was ever implied. I was just making the point that as that is one possible way of dressing I would find it extremely difficult. If the humourous nature was lost on you, that's not my fault.  . If it offended any feminist sensitivities then... That also is not my fault.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"What's this got to do with women?
I meant to say walking upatairs in a long skirt would prove impossible, it would end up round my ankles. "
Wear a mini. Problem solved |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"What's this got to do with women?
I meant to say walking upatairs in a long skirt would prove impossible, it would end up round my ankles.
Wear a mini. Problem solved "
And have some pervert follow me taking "upskirt" pictures and post them on fab pretending to be me. Fuck that. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.
It's like you really don't know women at all
The strange little world I inhabit has woman with a sense of humour.
But only if it's the same as yours I'm guessing
Not really but it does help.
Are long floaty skirts and dresses obligatory?
I don't think that was ever implied. I was just making the point that as that is one possible way of dressing I would find it extremely difficult. If the humourous nature was lost on you, that's not my fault. . If it offended any feminist sensitivities then... That also is not my fault. "
That's quite alright. Not every guy can be a modern man |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.
It's like you really don't know women at all
The strange little world I inhabit has woman with a sense of humour.
But only if it's the same as yours I'm guessing
Not really but it does help.
Are long floaty skirts and dresses obligatory?
I don't think that was ever implied. I was just making the point that as that is one possible way of dressing I would find it extremely difficult. If the humourous nature was lost on you, that's not my fault. . If it offended any feminist sensitivities then... That also is not my fault.
That's quite alright. Not every guy can be a modern man "
And not every woman throws out the bait and has no sense of humour either eh ?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.
It's like you really don't know women at all
The strange little world I inhabit has woman with a sense of humour.
But only if it's the same as yours I'm guessing
Not really but it does help.
Are long floaty skirts and dresses obligatory?
I don't think that was ever implied. I was just making the point that as that is one possible way of dressing I would find it extremely difficult. If the humourous nature was lost on you, that's not my fault. . If it offended any feminist sensitivities then... That also is not my fault.
That's quite alright. Not every guy can be a modern man "
Apologies. I used the wrong word, I should have said its not my problem. Fault implies, as you rightly pointed out that it is in some way something to do with me, whereas problem lays that at the door of the other person. So allow me to rephrase.
If the humourous nature was lost on you, that's not my problem . If it offended any feminist sensitivities then... That also is not my problem
Thanks for pointing out my mistake so I could be clear. You're a gem. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.
It's like you really don't know women at all
The strange little world I inhabit has woman with a sense of humour.
But only if it's the same as yours I'm guessing
Not really but it does help.
Are long floaty skirts and dresses obligatory?
I don't think that was ever implied. I was just making the point that as that is one possible way of dressing I would find it extremely difficult. If the humourous nature was lost on you, that's not my fault. . If it offended any feminist sensitivities then... That also is not my fault.
That's quite alright. Not every guy can be a modern man
And not every woman throws out the bait and has no sense of humour either eh ? "
Calm your wee shirt sleeves.
You don't find my nonsense funny, but I'm able to accept that folks find different things funny on here.
I take my sense of humour quite seriously ya know |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.
It's like you really don't know women at all
The strange little world I inhabit has woman with a sense of humour.
But only if it's the same as yours I'm guessing
Not really but it does help.
Are long floaty skirts and dresses obligatory?
I don't think that was ever implied. I was just making the point that as that is one possible way of dressing I would find it extremely difficult. If the humourous nature was lost on you, that's not my fault. . If it offended any feminist sensitivities then... That also is not my fault.
That's quite alright. Not every guy can be a modern man
And not every woman throws out the bait and has no sense of humour either eh ?
Calm your wee shirt sleeves.
You don't find my nonsense funny, but I'm able to accept that folks find different things funny on here.
I take my sense of humour quite seriously ya know"
I take my status as a modern man seriously too. I cook, clean, iron AND put the toilet seat down when I have finished. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.
It's like you really don't know women at all
The strange little world I inhabit has woman with a sense of humour.
But only if it's the same as yours I'm guessing
Not really but it does help.
Are long floaty skirts and dresses obligatory?
I don't think that was ever implied. I was just making the point that as that is one possible way of dressing I would find it extremely difficult. If the humourous nature was lost on you, that's not my fault. . If it offended any feminist sensitivities then... That also is not my fault.
That's quite alright. Not every guy can be a modern man
And not every woman throws out the bait and has no sense of humour either eh ?
Calm your wee shirt sleeves.
You don't find my nonsense funny, but I'm able to accept that folks find different things funny on here.
I take my sense of humour quite seriously ya know
I take my status as a modern man seriously too. I cook, clean, iron AND put the toilet seat down when I have finished. "
Thats a comprehensive approach to toilet etiquette
Maybe got something to hide ? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"What's this got to do with women?
I meant to say walking upatairs in a long skirt would prove impossible, it would end up round my ankles. "
Most women would just hike it up slightly to save any accident...or is that just me? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago
kilmarnockish |
"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.
It's like you really don't know women at all "
Jumping between-currently- both sexes, men don’t know the half of it, a simple task is magnified immensely sometimes by fashion.
Then there’s heels! Then there’s Lacey undies that men like to cum over! Try being in them for a day... then there’s boobs and sore backs! Try strapping 15 Kgs to your front for a day...
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"What a strange little world you guys inhabit.
It's like you really don't know women at all
Jumping between-currently- both sexes, men don’t know the half of it, a simple task is magnified immensely sometimes by fashion.
Then there’s heels! Then there’s Lacey undies that men like to cum over! Try being in them for a day... then there’s boobs and sore backs! Try strapping 15 Kgs to your front for a day...
"
15kg? Thats one fifth of my body weight! How ginormous is your chest?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
