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over a year ago
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"Tenerife on Friday, group chat hasn't stopped  When's the last time you were that excited  "
And BTW. Wasn't their talk of you smuggling me along in your luggage?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tenerife on Friday, group chat hasn't stopped When's the last time you were that excited
And BTW. Wasn't their talk of you smuggling me along in your luggage? "
Your not contraband, grab your passport |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tenerife on Friday, group chat hasn't stopped When's the last time you were that excited
And BTW. Wasn't their talk of you smuggling me along in your luggage?
Your not contraband, grab your passport "
Woo the fuck hooooo. The first rounds on me. Xx  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tenerife on Friday, group chat hasn't stopped When's the last time you were that excited
And BTW. Wasn't their talk of you smuggling me along in your luggage?
Your not contraband, grab your passport
Woo the fuck hooooo. The first rounds on me. Xx "
There's 8 of us going, grab your wallet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tenerife on Friday, group chat hasn't stopped When's the last time you were that excited
And BTW. Wasn't their talk of you smuggling me along in your luggage?
Your not contraband, grab your passport
Woo the fuck hooooo. The first rounds on me. Xx
There's 8 of us going, grab your wallet "
Got my prepaid credit card ready. The currency in Tenerife is the Yen isn't it"  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tenerife on Friday, group chat hasn't stopped When's the last time you were that excited
And BTW. Wasn't their talk of you smuggling me along in your luggage?
Your not contraband, grab your passport
Woo the fuck hooooo. The first rounds on me. Xx
There's 8 of us going, grab your wallet
Got my prepaid credit card ready. The currency in Tenerife is the Yen isn't it" "
That's a conversation between you and the barman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tenerife on Friday, group chat hasn't stopped When's the last time you were that excited
And BTW. Wasn't their talk of you smuggling me along in your luggage?
Your not contraband, grab your passport
Woo the fuck hooooo. The first rounds on me. Xx
There's 8 of us going, grab your wallet
Got my prepaid credit card ready. The currency in Tenerife is the Yen isn't it"
That's a conversation between you and the barman "
As long as he doesn't speak English we'll be fine. You will remember to put air holes in the case for me, won't you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tenerife on Friday, group chat hasn't stopped When's the last time you were that excited
And BTW. Wasn't their talk of you smuggling me along in your luggage?
Your not contraband, grab your passport
Woo the fuck hooooo. The first rounds on me. Xx
There's 8 of us going, grab your wallet
Got my prepaid credit card ready. The currency in Tenerife is the Yen isn't it"
That's a conversation between you and the barman
As long as he doesn't speak English we'll be fine. You will remember to put air holes in the case for me, won't you? "
I have lost my luggage before |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tenerife on Friday, group chat hasn't stopped When's the last time you were that excited
And BTW. Wasn't their talk of you smuggling me along in your luggage?
Your not contraband, grab your passport
Woo the fuck hooooo. The first rounds on me. Xx
There's 8 of us going, grab your wallet
Got my prepaid credit card ready. The currency in Tenerife is the Yen isn't it"
That's a conversation between you and the barman
As long as he doesn't speak English we'll be fine. You will remember to put air holes in the case for me, won't you?
I have lost my luggage before "
You've lost it or the airline? There's a big difference.
Airline. I could wake up in a more exotic place or a fucking war zone.
You. I could wake up being pissed on by a d*unk tourist who opened the case to steal your undies.
So... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tenerife on Friday, group chat hasn't stopped When's the last time you were that excited
And BTW. Wasn't their talk of you smuggling me along in your luggage?
Your not contraband, grab your passport
Woo the fuck hooooo. The first rounds on me. Xx
There's 8 of us going, grab your wallet
Got my prepaid credit card ready. The currency in Tenerife is the Yen isn't it"
That's a conversation between you and the barman
As long as he doesn't speak English we'll be fine. You will remember to put air holes in the case for me, won't you?
I have lost my luggage before
You've lost it or the airline? There's a big difference.
Airline. I could wake up in a more exotic place or a fucking war zone.
You. I could wake up being pissed on by a d*unk tourist who opened the case to steal your undies.
So... "
Me, went straight from the club to the airport, we think we picked the cases up but weren't quite sure  it's all a bit blurry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tenerife on Friday, group chat hasn't stopped When's the last time you were that excited
And BTW. Wasn't their talk of you smuggling me along in your luggage?
Your not contraband, grab your passport
Woo the fuck hooooo. The first rounds on me. Xx
There's 8 of us going, grab your wallet
Got my prepaid credit card ready. The currency in Tenerife is the Yen isn't it"
That's a conversation between you and the barman
As long as he doesn't speak English we'll be fine. You will remember to put air holes in the case for me, won't you?
I have lost my luggage before
You've lost it or the airline? There's a big difference.
Airline. I could wake up in a more exotic place or a fucking war zone.
You. I could wake up being pissed on by a d*unk tourist who opened the case to steal your undies.
So...
Me, went straight from the club to the airport, we think we picked the cases up but weren't quite sure it's all a bit blurry "
If it's at the end of the holiday that's OK. . When are "we" packing then. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tenerife on Friday, group chat hasn't stopped When's the last time you were that excited
And BTW. Wasn't their talk of you smuggling me along in your luggage?
Your not contraband, grab your passport
Woo the fuck hooooo. The first rounds on me. Xx
There's 8 of us going, grab your wallet
Got my prepaid credit card ready. The currency in Tenerife is the Yen isn't it"
That's a conversation between you and the barman
As long as he doesn't speak English we'll be fine. You will remember to put air holes in the case for me, won't you?
I have lost my luggage before
You've lost it or the airline? There's a big difference.
Airline. I could wake up in a more exotic place or a fucking war zone.
You. I could wake up being pissed on by a d*unk tourist who opened the case to steal your undies.
So...
Me, went straight from the club to the airport, we think we picked the cases up but weren't quite sure it's all a bit blurry
If it's at the end of the holiday that's OK. . When are "we" packing then. "
I'm nearly packed, Grab your Speedos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tenerife on Friday, group chat hasn't stopped When's the last time you were that excited
And BTW. Wasn't their talk of you smuggling me along in your luggage?
Your not contraband, grab your passport
Woo the fuck hooooo. The first rounds on me. Xx
There's 8 of us going, grab your wallet
Got my prepaid credit card ready. The currency in Tenerife is the Yen isn't it"
That's a conversation between you and the barman
As long as he doesn't speak English we'll be fine. You will remember to put air holes in the case for me, won't you?
I have lost my luggage before
You've lost it or the airline? There's a big difference.
Airline. I could wake up in a more exotic place or a fucking war zone.
You. I could wake up being pissed on by a d*unk tourist who opened the case to steal your undies.
So...
Me, went straight from the club to the airport, we think we picked the cases up but weren't quite sure it's all a bit blurry
If it's at the end of the holiday that's OK. . When are "we" packing then.
I'm nearly packed, Grab your Speedos "
Budgie smugglers seems apt. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tenerife on Friday, group chat hasn't stopped When's the last time you were that excited
And BTW. Wasn't their talk of you smuggling me along in your luggage?
Your not contraband, grab your passport
Woo the fuck hooooo. The first rounds on me. Xx
There's 8 of us going, grab your wallet
Got my prepaid credit card ready. The currency in Tenerife is the Yen isn't it"
That's a conversation between you and the barman
As long as he doesn't speak English we'll be fine. You will remember to put air holes in the case for me, won't you?
I have lost my luggage before
You've lost it or the airline? There's a big difference.
Airline. I could wake up in a more exotic place or a fucking war zone.
You. I could wake up being pissed on by a d*unk tourist who opened the case to steal your undies.
So...
Me, went straight from the club to the airport, we think we picked the cases up but weren't quite sure it's all a bit blurry
If it's at the end of the holiday that's OK. . When are "we" packing then.
I'm nearly packed, Grab your Speedos
Budgie smugglers seems apt. "
It's 24° they're allowed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tenerife on Friday, group chat hasn't stopped When's the last time you were that excited
And BTW. Wasn't their talk of you smuggling me along in your luggage?
Your not contraband, grab your passport
Woo the fuck hooooo. The first rounds on me. Xx
There's 8 of us going, grab your wallet
Got my prepaid credit card ready. The currency in Tenerife is the Yen isn't it"
That's a conversation between you and the barman
As long as he doesn't speak English we'll be fine. You will remember to put air holes in the case for me, won't you?
I have lost my luggage before
You've lost it or the airline? There's a big difference.
Airline. I could wake up in a more exotic place or a fucking war zone.
You. I could wake up being pissed on by a d*unk tourist who opened the case to steal your undies.
So...
Me, went straight from the club to the airport, we think we picked the cases up but weren't quite sure it's all a bit blurry
If it's at the end of the holiday that's OK. . When are "we" packing then.
I'm nearly packed, Grab your Speedos
Budgie smugglers seems apt.
It's 24° they're allowed "
Shit. I seem to have hijacked your thread the way you hijacked mine yesterday  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tenerife on Friday, group chat hasn't stopped When's the last time you were that excited
And BTW. Wasn't their talk of you smuggling me along in your luggage?
Your not contraband, grab your passport
Woo the fuck hooooo. The first rounds on me. Xx
There's 8 of us going, grab your wallet
Got my prepaid credit card ready. The currency in Tenerife is the Yen isn't it"
That's a conversation between you and the barman
As long as he doesn't speak English we'll be fine. You will remember to put air holes in the case for me, won't you?
I have lost my luggage before
You've lost it or the airline? There's a big difference.
Airline. I could wake up in a more exotic place or a fucking war zone.
You. I could wake up being pissed on by a d*unk tourist who opened the case to steal your undies.
So...
Me, went straight from the club to the airport, we think we picked the cases up but weren't quite sure it's all a bit blurry
If it's at the end of the holiday that's OK. . When are "we" packing then.
I'm nearly packed, Grab your Speedos
Budgie smugglers seems apt.
It's 24° they're allowed
Shit. I seem to have hijacked your thread the way you hijacked mine yesterday "
Am I getting the blame for that |
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By *andsCouple
over a year ago
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"Tenerife on Friday, group chat hasn't stopped When's the last time you were that excited
And BTW. Wasn't their talk of you smuggling me along in your luggage?
Your not contraband, grab your passport
Woo the fuck hooooo. The first rounds on me. Xx
There's 8 of us going, grab your wallet
Got my prepaid credit card ready. The currency in Tenerife is the Yen isn't it"
That's a conversation between you and the barman
As long as he doesn't speak English we'll be fine. You will remember to put air holes in the case for me, won't you?
I have lost my luggage before
You've lost it or the airline? There's a big difference.
Airline. I could wake up in a more exotic place or a fucking war zone.
You. I could wake up being pissed on by a d*unk tourist who opened the case to steal your undies.
So...
Me, went straight from the club to the airport, we think we picked the cases up but weren't quite sure it's all a bit blurry
If it's at the end of the holiday that's OK. . When are "we" packing then.
I'm nearly packed, Grab your Speedos
Budgie smugglers seems apt.
It's 24° they're allowed
Shit. I seem to have hijacked your thread the way you hijacked mine yesterday
Am I getting the blame for that "
I’ve been watching this friendship unfold .... maybe it’s time to “get a room”  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tenerife on Friday, group chat hasn't stopped When's the last time you were that excited
And BTW. Wasn't their talk of you smuggling me along in your luggage?
Your not contraband, grab your passport
Woo the fuck hooooo. The first rounds on me. Xx
There's 8 of us going, grab your wallet
Got my prepaid credit card ready. The currency in Tenerife is the Yen isn't it"
That's a conversation between you and the barman
As long as he doesn't speak English we'll be fine. You will remember to put air holes in the case for me, won't you?
I have lost my luggage before
You've lost it or the airline? There's a big difference.
Airline. I could wake up in a more exotic place or a fucking war zone.
You. I could wake up being pissed on by a d*unk tourist who opened the case to steal your undies.
So...
Me, went straight from the club to the airport, we think we picked the cases up but weren't quite sure it's all a bit blurry
If it's at the end of the holiday that's OK. . When are "we" packing then.
I'm nearly packed, Grab your Speedos
Budgie smugglers seems apt.
It's 24° they're allowed
Shit. I seem to have hijacked your thread the way you hijacked mine yesterday
Am I getting the blame for that
I’ve been watching this friendship unfold .... maybe it’s time to “get a room” "
She's no money left. She spent it in a holiday. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tenerife on Friday, group chat hasn't stopped When's the last time you were that excited
And BTW. Wasn't their talk of you smuggling me along in your luggage?
Your not contraband, grab your passport
Woo the fuck hooooo. The first rounds on me. Xx
There's 8 of us going, grab your wallet
Got my prepaid credit card ready. The currency in Tenerife is the Yen isn't it"
That's a conversation between you and the barman
As long as he doesn't speak English we'll be fine. You will remember to put air holes in the case for me, won't you?
I have lost my luggage before
You've lost it or the airline? There's a big difference.
Airline. I could wake up in a more exotic place or a fucking war zone.
You. I could wake up being pissed on by a d*unk tourist who opened the case to steal your undies.
So...
Me, went straight from the club to the airport, we think we picked the cases up but weren't quite sure it's all a bit blurry
If it's at the end of the holiday that's OK. . When are "we" packing then.
I'm nearly packed, Grab your Speedos
Budgie smugglers seems apt.
It's 24° they're allowed
Shit. I seem to have hijacked your thread the way you hijacked mine yesterday
Am I getting the blame for that
I’ve been watching this friendship unfold .... maybe it’s time to “get a room”
She's no money left. She spent it in a holiday. "
Excuse me your buying the drinks, that's almost all inclusive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tenerife on Friday, group chat hasn't stopped When's the last time you were that excited
And BTW. Wasn't their talk of you smuggling me along in your luggage?
Your not contraband, grab your passport
Woo the fuck hooooo. The first rounds on me. Xx
There's 8 of us going, grab your wallet
Got my prepaid credit card ready. The currency in Tenerife is the Yen isn't it"
That's a conversation between you and the barman
As long as he doesn't speak English we'll be fine. You will remember to put air holes in the case for me, won't you?
I have lost my luggage before
You've lost it or the airline? There's a big difference.
Airline. I could wake up in a more exotic place or a fucking war zone.
You. I could wake up being pissed on by a d*unk tourist who opened the case to steal your undies.
So...
Me, went straight from the club to the airport, we think we picked the cases up but weren't quite sure it's all a bit blurry
If it's at the end of the holiday that's OK. . When are "we" packing then.
I'm nearly packed, Grab your Speedos
Budgie smugglers seems apt.
It's 24° they're allowed
Shit. I seem to have hijacked your thread the way you hijacked mine yesterday
Am I getting the blame for that
I’ve been watching this friendship unfold .... maybe it’s time to “get a room”
She's no money left. She spent it in a holiday.
Excuse me your buying the drinks, that's almost all inclusive "
Good job I have a big.. Wallet.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tenerife on Friday, group chat hasn't stopped When's the last time you were that excited
And BTW. Wasn't their talk of you smuggling me along in your luggage?
Your not contraband, grab your passport
Woo the fuck hooooo. The first rounds on me. Xx
There's 8 of us going, grab your wallet
Got my prepaid credit card ready. The currency in Tenerife is the Yen isn't it"
That's a conversation between you and the barman
As long as he doesn't speak English we'll be fine. You will remember to put air holes in the case for me, won't you?
I have lost my luggage before
You've lost it or the airline? There's a big difference.
Airline. I could wake up in a more exotic place or a fucking war zone.
You. I could wake up being pissed on by a d*unk tourist who opened the case to steal your undies.
So...
Me, went straight from the club to the airport, we think we picked the cases up but weren't quite sure it's all a bit blurry
If it's at the end of the holiday that's OK. . When are "we" packing then.
I'm nearly packed, Grab your Speedos
Budgie smugglers seems apt.
It's 24° they're allowed
Shit. I seem to have hijacked your thread the way you hijacked mine yesterday
Am I getting the blame for that
I’ve been watching this friendship unfold .... maybe it’s time to “get a room”
She's no money left. She spent it in a holiday.
Excuse me your buying the drinks, that's almost all inclusive
Good job I have a big.. Wallet. "
You'll need it, you'll wake up in Guatemala when I lose my case |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'll need it, you'll wake up in Guatemala when I lose my case
I always wanted to try Quetzalteca.
You can get them in Las Iguanas "
OK time to be serious. Have an amazing time. We all want to see you start a "Tenerife stories" thread when you come back. All the gory details too.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You'll need it, you'll wake up in Guatemala when I lose my case
I always wanted to try Quetzalteca.
You can get them in Las Iguanas
OK time to be serious. Have an amazing time. We all want to see you start a "Tenerife stories" thread when you come back. All the gory details too.
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Thank you, we have all promised to try and not get lost, arrested or hospitalised this time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'll need it, you'll wake up in Guatemala when I lose my case
I always wanted to try Quetzalteca.
You can get them in Las Iguanas
OK time to be serious. Have an amazing time. We all want to see you start a "Tenerife stories" thread when you come back. All the gory details too.
Thank you, we have all promised to try and not get lost, arrested or hospitalised this time "
If you don't then it's not been a good holiday. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tenerife on Friday, group chat hasn't stopped When's the last time you were that excited
As per my last post on this subject....ya wee shite "
These past 2 days I've been called a wee shite, jammy bastard, lucky fucker, one lucky lassie, that's just on group chat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the nicest possible way....Fuck You
Haha seconded !!
Thirded , with a jealous cherry on top.
Only cherry on top will be on my cocktails
Soooo not funny lol. Enjoy your wee holiday HG xx"
But what will be the "icing on the cake" I wonder. O: -)   (note the sunglasses emoji.) x
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hope you have a great time... nothing like a bit of winter sun to look forward to. I’m off to Gran Canaria in 3 weeks n it can’t come quick enough
K x"
I know, I can't wait for a heat Enjoy you 2 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In the nicest possible way....Fuck You
Haha seconded !!
Thirded , with a jealous cherry on top.
Only cherry on top will be on my cocktails
Soooo not funny lol. Enjoy your wee holiday HG xx
But what will be the "icing on the cake" I wonder. O: -) (note the sunglasses emoji.) x
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Coming back in one piece |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'll need it, you'll wake up in Guatemala when I lose my case
I always wanted to try Quetzalteca.
You can get them in Las Iguanas
OK time to be serious. Have an amazing time. We all want to see you start a "Tenerife stories" thread when you come back. All the gory details too.
Thank you, we have all promised to try and not get lost, arrested or hospitalised this time "
What kinda holiday is that?? You taking your parents
Enjoy yourself  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You'll need it, you'll wake up in Guatemala when I lose my case
I always wanted to try Quetzalteca.
You can get them in Las Iguanas
OK time to be serious. Have an amazing time. We all want to see you start a "Tenerife stories" thread when you come back. All the gory details too.
Thank you, we have all promised to try and not get lost, arrested or hospitalised this time
What kinda holiday is that?? You taking your parents
Enjoy yourself "
My dad's worse than us all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'll need it, you'll wake up in Guatemala when I lose my case
I always wanted to try Quetzalteca.
You can get them in Las Iguanas
OK time to be serious. Have an amazing time. We all want to see you start a "Tenerife stories" thread when you come back. All the gory details too.
Thank you, we have all promised to try and not get lost, arrested or hospitalised this time
What kinda holiday is that?? You taking your parents
Enjoy yourself
My dad's worse than us all "
You haven't seen me dance yet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You'll need it, you'll wake up in Guatemala when I lose my case
I always wanted to try Quetzalteca.
You can get them in Las Iguanas
OK time to be serious. Have an amazing time. We all want to see you start a "Tenerife stories" thread when you come back. All the gory details too.
Thank you, we have all promised to try and not get lost, arrested or hospitalised this time
What kinda holiday is that?? You taking your parents
Enjoy yourself
My dad's worse than us all
You haven't seen me dance yet. "
I'm not talking about his dancing He's the biggest party animal out us all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'll need it, you'll wake up in Guatemala when I lose my case
I always wanted to try Quetzalteca.
You can get them in Las Iguanas
OK time to be serious. Have an amazing time. We all want to see you start a "Tenerife stories" thread when you come back. All the gory details too.
Thank you, we have all promised to try and not get lost, arrested or hospitalised this time
What kinda holiday is that?? You taking your parents
Enjoy yourself
My dad's worse than us all
You haven't seen me dance yet.
I'm not talking about his dancing He's the biggest party animal out us all "
Like father like daughter. I hope. X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You'll need it, you'll wake up in Guatemala when I lose my case
I always wanted to try Quetzalteca.
You can get them in Las Iguanas
OK time to be serious. Have an amazing time. We all want to see you start a "Tenerife stories" thread when you come back. All the gory details too.
Thank you, we have all promised to try and not get lost, arrested or hospitalised this time
What kinda holiday is that?? You taking your parents
Enjoy yourself
My dad's worse than us all
You haven't seen me dance yet.
I'm not talking about his dancing He's the biggest party animal out us all
Like father like daughter. I hope. X"
I'm half Irish so most definetly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You'll need it, you'll wake up in Guatemala when I lose my case
I always wanted to try Quetzalteca.
You can get them in Las Iguanas
OK time to be serious. Have an amazing time. We all want to see you start a "Tenerife stories" thread when you come back. All the gory details too.
Thank you, we have all promised to try and not get lost, arrested or hospitalised this time
What kinda holiday is that?? You taking your parents
Enjoy yourself
My dad's worse than us all
You haven't seen me dance yet.
I'm not talking about his dancing He's the biggest party animal out us all
Like father like daughter. I hope. X
I'm half Irish so most definetly "
Me too. Lol. Bet you couldn't drink. Me under the table. |
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"You'll need it, you'll wake up in Guatemala when I lose my case
I always wanted to try Quetzalteca.
You can get them in Las Iguanas
OK time to be serious. Have an amazing time. We all want to see you start a "Tenerife stories" thread when you come back. All the gory details too.
Thank you, we have all promised to try and not get lost, arrested or hospitalised this time
What kinda holiday is that?? You taking your parents
Enjoy yourself
My dad's worse than us all
You haven't seen me dance yet.
I'm not talking about his dancing He's the biggest party animal out us all
Like father like daughter. I hope. X
I'm half Irish so most definetly
Me too. Lol. Bet you couldn't drink. Me under the table. "
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"You'll need it, you'll wake up in Guatemala when I lose my case
I always wanted to try Quetzalteca.
You can get them in Las Iguanas
OK time to be serious. Have an amazing time. We all want to see you start a "Tenerife stories" thread when you come back. All the gory details too.
Thank you, we have all promised to try and not get lost, arrested or hospitalised this time
What kinda holiday is that?? You taking your parents
Enjoy yourself
My dad's worse than us all
You haven't seen me dance yet.
I'm not talking about his dancing He's the biggest party animal out us all
Like father like daughter. I hope. X
I'm half Irish so most definetly
Me too. Lol. Bet you couldn't drink. Me under the table.
What's your worst bender "
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"You'll need it, you'll wake up in Guatemala when I lose my case
I always wanted to try Quetzalteca.
You can get them in Las Iguanas
OK time to be serious. Have an amazing time. We all want to see you start a "Tenerife stories" thread when you come back. All the gory details too.
Thank you, we have all promised to try and not get lost, arrested or hospitalised this time
What kinda holiday is that?? You taking your parents
Enjoy yourself
My dad's worse than us all
You haven't seen me dance yet.
I'm not talking about his dancing He's the biggest party animal out us all
Like father like daughter. I hope. X
I'm half Irish so most definetly
Me too. Lol. Bet you couldn't drink. Me under the table.
What's your worst bender
Is this OK for open forum talk. "
Fuck knows, we shall find out |
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"You'll need it, you'll wake up in Guatemala when I lose my case
I always wanted to try Quetzalteca.
You can get them in Las Iguanas
OK time to be serious. Have an amazing time. We all want to see you start a "Tenerife stories" thread when you come back. All the gory details too.
Thank you, we have all promised to try and not get lost, arrested or hospitalised this time
What kinda holiday is that?? You taking your parents
Enjoy yourself
My dad's worse than us all
You haven't seen me dance yet.
I'm not talking about his dancing He's the biggest party animal out us all
Like father like daughter. I hope. X
I'm half Irish so most definetly
Me too. Lol. Bet you couldn't drink. Me under the table.
What's your worst bender
Is this OK for open forum talk.
Fuck knows, we shall find out "
I meant is it OK with you. Lol. But OK. 7 days all inclusive in Spain. The bar shut at 11:30pm would go up to the bar at 11:25 and order twelve tequilas four whiskeys, a few beers and a couple of vodka and orange (needed the vitamin c. Lol) three of us would get a tray each and then we'd drink until 2 am.0in bed for three. Wake up at 10 have a day a the pool or the beach and start again at 5. ( that's not counting " a few" drinks by the pool.) what's yours. X |
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"You'll need it, you'll wake up in Guatemala when I lose my case
I always wanted to try Quetzalteca.
You can get them in Las Iguanas
OK time to be serious. Have an amazing time. We all want to see you start a "Tenerife stories" thread when you come back. All the gory details too.
Thank you, we have all promised to try and not get lost, arrested or hospitalised this time
What kinda holiday is that?? You taking your parents
Enjoy yourself
My dad's worse than us all
You haven't seen me dance yet.
I'm not talking about his dancing He's the biggest party animal out us all
Like father like daughter. I hope. X
I'm half Irish so most definetly
Me too. Lol. Bet you couldn't drink. Me under the table.
What's your worst bender
Is this OK for open forum talk.
Fuck knows, we shall find out
I meant is it OK with you. Lol. But OK. 7 days all inclusive in Spain. The bar shut at 11:30pm would go up to the bar at 11:25 and order twelve tequilas four whiskeys, a few beers and a couple of vodka and orange (needed the vitamin c. Lol) three of us would get a tray each and then we'd drink until 2 am.0in bed for three. Wake up at 10 have a day a the pool or the beach and start again at 5. ( that's not counting " a few" drinks by the pool.) what's yours. X"
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"You'll need it, you'll wake up in Guatemala when I lose my case
I always wanted to try Quetzalteca.
You can get them in Las Iguanas
OK time to be serious. Have an amazing time. We all want to see you start a "Tenerife stories" thread when you come back. All the gory details too.
Thank you, we have all promised to try and not get lost, arrested or hospitalised this time
What kinda holiday is that?? You taking your parents
Enjoy yourself
My dad's worse than us all
You haven't seen me dance yet.
I'm not talking about his dancing He's the biggest party animal out us all
Like father like daughter. I hope. X
I'm half Irish so most definetly
Me too. Lol. Bet you couldn't drink. Me under the table.
What's your worst bender
Is this OK for open forum talk.
Fuck knows, we shall find out
I meant is it OK with you. Lol. But OK. 7 days all inclusive in Spain. The bar shut at 11:30pm would go up to the bar at 11:25 and order twelve tequilas four whiskeys, a few beers and a couple of vodka and orange (needed the vitamin c. Lol) three of us would get a tray each and then we'd drink until 2 am.0in bed for three. Wake up at 10 have a day a the pool or the beach and start again at 5. ( that's not counting " a few" drinks by the pool.) what's yours. X
That's no a bender, that's a night out "
Big talk from a.... We'll I don't know. I haven't seen you. |
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"You'll need it, you'll wake up in Guatemala when I lose my case
I always wanted to try Quetzalteca.
You can get them in Las Iguanas
OK time to be serious. Have an amazing time. We all want to see you start a "Tenerife stories" thread when you come back. All the gory details too.
Thank you, we have all promised to try and not get lost, arrested or hospitalised this time
What kinda holiday is that?? You taking your parents
Enjoy yourself
My dad's worse than us all
You haven't seen me dance yet.
I'm not talking about his dancing He's the biggest party animal out us all
Like father like daughter. I hope. X
I'm half Irish so most definetly
Me too. Lol. Bet you couldn't drink. Me under the table.
What's your worst bender
Is this OK for open forum talk.
Fuck knows, we shall find out
I meant is it OK with you. Lol. But OK. 7 days all inclusive in Spain. The bar shut at 11:30pm would go up to the bar at 11:25 and order twelve tequilas four whiskeys, a few beers and a couple of vodka and orange (needed the vitamin c. Lol) three of us would get a tray each and then we'd drink until 2 am.0in bed for three. Wake up at 10 have a day a the pool or the beach and start again at 5. ( that's not counting " a few" drinks by the pool.) what's yours. X
That's no a bender, that's a night out
Big talk from a.... We'll I don't know. I haven't seen you. "
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"You'll need it, you'll wake up in Guatemala when I lose my case
I always wanted to try Quetzalteca.
You can get them in Las Iguanas
OK time to be serious. Have an amazing time. We all want to see you start a "Tenerife stories" thread when you come back. All the gory details too.
Thank you, we have all promised to try and not get lost, arrested or hospitalised this time
What kinda holiday is that?? You taking your parents
Enjoy yourself
My dad's worse than us all
You haven't seen me dance yet.
I'm not talking about his dancing He's the biggest party animal out us all
Like father like daughter. I hope. X
I'm half Irish so most definetly
Me too. Lol. Bet you couldn't drink. Me under the table.
What's your worst bender
Is this OK for open forum talk.
Fuck knows, we shall find out
I meant is it OK with you. Lol. But OK. 7 days all inclusive in Spain. The bar shut at 11:30pm would go up to the bar at 11:25 and order twelve tequilas four whiskeys, a few beers and a couple of vodka and orange (needed the vitamin c. Lol) three of us would get a tray each and then we'd drink until 2 am.0in bed for three. Wake up at 10 have a day a the pool or the beach and start again at 5. ( that's not counting " a few" drinks by the pool.) what's yours. X
That's no a bender, that's a night out
Big talk from a.... We'll I don't know. I haven't seen you.
You can fill in the blanks I would drink you under the table tho, I know that much "
The only way you would get me to go under the table is.... We'll. That's definitely Not for open forum. |
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"You'll need it, you'll wake up in Guatemala when I lose my case
I always wanted to try Quetzalteca.
You can get them in Las Iguanas
OK time to be serious. Have an amazing time. We all want to see you start a "Tenerife stories" thread when you come back. All the gory details too.
Thank you, we have all promised to try and not get lost, arrested or hospitalised this time
What kinda holiday is that?? You taking your parents
Enjoy yourself
My dad's worse than us all
You haven't seen me dance yet.
I'm not talking about his dancing He's the biggest party animal out us all
Like father like daughter. I hope. X
I'm half Irish so most definetly
Me too. Lol. Bet you couldn't drink. Me under the table.
What's your worst bender
Is this OK for open forum talk.
Fuck knows, we shall find out
I meant is it OK with you. Lol. But OK. 7 days all inclusive in Spain. The bar shut at 11:30pm would go up to the bar at 11:25 and order twelve tequilas four whiskeys, a few beers and a couple of vodka and orange (needed the vitamin c. Lol) three of us would get a tray each and then we'd drink until 2 am.0in bed for three. Wake up at 10 have a day a the pool or the beach and start again at 5. ( that's not counting " a few" drinks by the pool.) what's yours. X
That's no a bender, that's a night out
Big talk from a.... We'll I don't know. I haven't seen you.
You can fill in the blanks I would drink you under the table tho, I know that much
The only way you would get me to go under the table is.... We'll. That's definitely Not for open forum. "
Watch where that blood is rushing nekked Jack |
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"You'll need it, you'll wake up in Guatemala when I lose my case
I always wanted to try Quetzalteca.
You can get them in Las Iguanas
OK time to be serious. Have an amazing time. We all want to see you start a "Tenerife stories" thread when you come back. All the gory details too.
Thank you, we have all promised to try and not get lost, arrested or hospitalised this time
What kinda holiday is that?? You taking your parents
Enjoy yourself
My dad's worse than us all
You haven't seen me dance yet.
I'm not talking about his dancing He's the biggest party animal out us all
Like father like daughter. I hope. X
I'm half Irish so most definetly
Me too. Lol. Bet you couldn't drink. Me under the table.
What's your worst bender
Is this OK for open forum talk.
Fuck knows, we shall find out
I meant is it OK with you. Lol. But OK. 7 days all inclusive in Spain. The bar shut at 11:30pm would go up to the bar at 11:25 and order twelve tequilas four whiskeys, a few beers and a couple of vodka and orange (needed the vitamin c. Lol) three of us would get a tray each and then we'd drink until 2 am.0in bed for three. Wake up at 10 have a day a the pool or the beach and start again at 5. ( that's not counting " a few" drinks by the pool.) what's yours. X
That's no a bender, that's a night out
Big talk from a.... We'll I don't know. I haven't seen you.
You can fill in the blanks I would drink you under the table tho, I know that much
The only way you would get me to go under the table is.... We'll. That's definitely Not for open forum.
Watch where that blood is rushing nekked Jack "
My blood is firmly fixed inMy brain. That was just stating a fact. (hence how I knew I should stop x). Ffs. We sound like a couple of alkies. I bet when you cut yourself ethanol pours out. I actually have never tried alcohol. |
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"You'll need it, you'll wake up in Guatemala when I lose my case
I always wanted to try Quetzalteca.
You can get them in Las Iguanas
OK time to be serious. Have an amazing time. We all want to see you start a "Tenerife stories" thread when you come back. All the gory details too.
Thank you, we have all promised to try and not get lost, arrested or hospitalised this time
What kinda holiday is that?? You taking your parents
Enjoy yourself
My dad's worse than us all
You haven't seen me dance yet.
I'm not talking about his dancing He's the biggest party animal out us all
Like father like daughter. I hope. X
I'm half Irish so most definetly
Me too. Lol. Bet you couldn't drink. Me under the table.
What's your worst bender
Is this OK for open forum talk.
Fuck knows, we shall find out
I meant is it OK with you. Lol. But OK. 7 days all inclusive in Spain. The bar shut at 11:30pm would go up to the bar at 11:25 and order twelve tequilas four whiskeys, a few beers and a couple of vodka and orange (needed the vitamin c. Lol) three of us would get a tray each and then we'd drink until 2 am.0in bed for three. Wake up at 10 have a day a the pool or the beach and start again at 5. ( that's not counting " a few" drinks by the pool.) what's yours. X
That's no a bender, that's a night out
Big talk from a.... We'll I don't know. I haven't seen you.
You can fill in the blanks I would drink you under the table tho, I know that much
The only way you would get me to go under the table is.... We'll. That's definitely Not for open forum.
Watch where that blood is rushing nekked Jack
My blood is firmly fixed inMy brain. That was just stating a fact. (hence how I knew I should stop x). Ffs. We sound like a couple of alkies. I bet when you cut yourself ethanol pours out. I actually have never tried alcohol. "
You implied it, that was worse I'm not an alkie, I just like to party Roll on Friday |
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"You'll need it, you'll wake up in Guatemala when I lose my case
I always wanted to try Quetzalteca.
You can get them in Las Iguanas
OK time to be serious. Have an amazing time. We all want to see you start a "Tenerife stories" thread when you come back. All the gory details too.
Thank you, we have all promised to try and not get lost, arrested or hospitalised this time
What kinda holiday is that?? You taking your parents
Enjoy yourself
My dad's worse than us all
You haven't seen me dance yet.
I'm not talking about his dancing He's the biggest party animal out us all
Like father like daughter. I hope. X
I'm half Irish so most definetly
Me too. Lol. Bet you couldn't drink. Me under the table.
What's your worst bender
Is this OK for open forum talk.
Fuck knows, we shall find out
I meant is it OK with you. Lol. But OK. 7 days all inclusive in Spain. The bar shut at 11:30pm would go up to the bar at 11:25 and order twelve tequilas four whiskeys, a few beers and a couple of vodka and orange (needed the vitamin c. Lol) three of us would get a tray each and then we'd drink until 2 am.0in bed for three. Wake up at 10 have a day a the pool or the beach and start again at 5. ( that's not counting " a few" drinks by the pool.) what's yours. X
That's no a bender, that's a night out
Big talk from a.... We'll I don't know. I haven't seen you.
You can fill in the blanks I would drink you under the table tho, I know that much
The only way you would get me to go under the table is.... We'll. That's definitely Not for open forum.
Watch where that blood is rushing nekked Jack
My blood is firmly fixed inMy brain. That was just stating a fact. (hence how I knew I should stop x). Ffs. We sound like a couple of alkies. I bet when you cut yourself ethanol pours out. I actually have never tried alcohol.
You implied it, that was worse I'm not an alkie, I just like to party Roll on Friday "
Well, your guilty by association then. roll on Friday. I do hope you have an awesome time. And yes, I do want the forum thread with details. I'm going to bed now. I have to be up in around five hours. Hope we can chat some. More before you go. Btw I'm. Not an alkie either. I have too much driving to do with my job for that. |
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"You'll need it, you'll wake up in Guatemala when I lose my case
I always wanted to try Quetzalteca.
You can get them in Las Iguanas
OK time to be serious. Have an amazing time. We all want to see you start a "Tenerife stories" thread when you come back. All the gory details too.
Thank you, we have all promised to try and not get lost, arrested or hospitalised this time
What kinda holiday is that?? You taking your parents
Enjoy yourself
My dad's worse than us all
You haven't seen me dance yet.
I'm not talking about his dancing He's the biggest party animal out us all
Like father like daughter. I hope. X
I'm half Irish so most definetly
Me too. Lol. Bet you couldn't drink. Me under the table.
What's your worst bender
Is this OK for open forum talk.
Fuck knows, we shall find out
I meant is it OK with you. Lol. But OK. 7 days all inclusive in Spain. The bar shut at 11:30pm would go up to the bar at 11:25 and order twelve tequilas four whiskeys, a few beers and a couple of vodka and orange (needed the vitamin c. Lol) three of us would get a tray each and then we'd drink until 2 am.0in bed for three. Wake up at 10 have a day a the pool or the beach and start again at 5. ( that's not counting " a few" drinks by the pool.) what's yours. X
That's no a bender, that's a night out
Big talk from a.... We'll I don't know. I haven't seen you.
You can fill in the blanks I would drink you under the table tho, I know that much
The only way you would get me to go under the table is.... We'll. That's definitely Not for open forum.
Watch where that blood is rushing nekked Jack
My blood is firmly fixed inMy brain. That was just stating a fact. (hence how I knew I should stop x). Ffs. We sound like a couple of alkies. I bet when you cut yourself ethanol pours out. I actually have never tried alcohol.
You implied it, that was worse I'm not an alkie, I just like to party Roll on Friday
Well, your guilty by association then. roll on Friday. I do hope you have an awesome time. And yes, I do want the forum thread with details. I'm going to bed now. I have to be up in around five hours. Hope we can chat some. More before you go. Btw I'm. Not an alkie either. I have too much driving to do with my job for that. "
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"You'll need it, you'll wake up in Guatemala when I lose my case
I always wanted to try Quetzalteca.
You can get them in Las Iguanas
OK time to be serious. Have an amazing time. We all want to see you start a "Tenerife stories" thread when you come back. All the gory details too.
Thank you, we have all promised to try and not get lost, arrested or hospitalised this time
What kinda holiday is that?? You taking your parents
Enjoy yourself
My dad's worse than us all
You haven't seen me dance yet.
I'm not talking about his dancing He's the biggest party animal out us all
Like father like daughter. I hope. X
I'm half Irish so most definetly
Me too. Lol. Bet you couldn't drink. Me under the table.
What's your worst bender
Is this OK for open forum talk.
Fuck knows, we shall find out
I meant is it OK with you. Lol. But OK. 7 days all inclusive in Spain. The bar shut at 11:30pm would go up to the bar at 11:25 and order twelve tequilas four whiskeys, a few beers and a couple of vodka and orange (needed the vitamin c. Lol) three of us would get a tray each and then we'd drink until 2 am.0in bed for three. Wake up at 10 have a day a the pool or the beach and start again at 5. ( that's not counting " a few" drinks by the pool.) what's yours. X
That's no a bender, that's a night out
Big talk from a.... We'll I don't know. I haven't seen you.
You can fill in the blanks I would drink you under the table tho, I know that much
The only way you would get me to go under the table is.... We'll. That's definitely Not for open forum.
Watch where that blood is rushing nekked Jack
My blood is firmly fixed inMy brain. That was just stating a fact. (hence how I knew I should stop x). Ffs. We sound like a couple of alkies. I bet when you cut yourself ethanol pours out. I actually have never tried alcohol.
You implied it, that was worse I'm not an alkie, I just like to party Roll on Friday
Well, your guilty by association then. roll on Friday. I do hope you have an awesome time. And yes, I do want the forum thread with details. I'm going to bed now. I have to be up in around five hours. Hope we can chat some. More before you go. Btw I'm. Not an alkie either. I have too much driving to do with my job for that.
As someone said what happens in Tenerife stays in Tenerife I will, thank you "
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