A policewoman stops a guy in his car and asks him" sir, do you know why I've pulled you over?" He replies " To give me a blow job?"
The policewoman tells him " Sir, please get out of the car and put your hands behind your head!"
" I fucking knew it!" |
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I worked for a fireworks company who put on displays set to music. They gave me one to organise but it went badly wrong, and when they sacked me, they said I was bang out of order. |
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