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By *eterjamesmc OP   Man  over a year ago

glasgow

A policewoman stops a guy in his car and asks him" sir, do you know why I've pulled you over?" He replies " To give me a blow job?"

The policewoman tells him " Sir, please get out of the car and put your hands behind your head!"

" I fucking knew it!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How do you piss off a vegan by email?

Send them spam.

(Courtesy of sprog #1)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

 I worked for a fireworks company who put on displays set to music. They gave me one to organise but it went badly wrong, and when they sacked me, they said I was bang out of order.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had a surprise bukkake party for my friend last week. Everybody came. You should have seen her face.

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