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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I eat everything randomly, except bounty. I bloody hate coconut!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I eat everything randomly, except bounty. I bloody hate coconut!"

So do I but that's not the question

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By *errific_Teddy_BearMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours "

Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels.

Malteaser is always top

Caramel

Mars

Galaxy

Milky Way

Twix

Bounty

Snickers (hate chocolate with nuts)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels.

Malteaser is always top

Caramel

Mars

Galaxy

Milky Way

Twix

Bounty

Snickers (hate chocolate with nuts)"

Get outta here

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By *errific_Teddy_BearMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'll do you a deal. You can have anything I have with nuts in it if I can have your caramel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels.

Maybe the lady likes nuts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll do you a deal. You can have anything I have with nuts in it if I can have your caramel"

No but you can have all the milky ways

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels.

Maybe the lady likes nuts. "

That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels.

Maybe the lady likes nuts.

That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions "

You can have my nuts if you want.

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By *errific_Teddy_BearMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'll do you a deal. You can have anything I have with nuts in it if I can have your caramel

No but you can have all the milky ways "

Deal. My nuts are yours for your milky way

Euphemisms for everyone lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels.

Maybe the lady likes nuts.

That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions

You can have my nuts if you want. "

Have you got Roses

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll do you a deal. You can have anything I have with nuts in it if I can have your caramel

No but you can have all the milky ways

Deal. My nuts are yours for your milky way

Euphemisms for everyone lol "

I'll throw in 2 Twix and a Mars Bar

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By *exicolaMan  over a year ago

West Lothian

The maltesers are better than actual malteasers!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels.

Maybe the lady likes nuts.

That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions

You can have my nuts if you want.

Have you got Roses "

Roses, quality Street. Whatever you want, it's yours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The maltesers are better than actual malteasers!"

They are! I'm starting to doubt my original line up

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By *eterjamesmcMan  over a year ago

glasgow

I love a Milky Way! Always reminds me of being a kid, I used to est them all the time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels.

Maybe the lady likes nuts.

That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions

You can have my nuts if you want.

Have you got Roses

Roses, quality Street. Whatever you want, it's yours. "

If I'm getting full choice I'm picking M&S

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I love a Milky Way! Always reminds me of being a kid, I used to est them all the time!"

Get back to the 70's with a statement like that

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By *errific_Teddy_BearMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels.

Maybe the lady likes nuts.

That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions

You can have my nuts if you want.

Have you got Roses

Oh aye. Posh totty are you?

Roses, quality Street. Whatever you want, it's yours.

If I'm getting full choice I'm picking M&S "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels.

Maybe the lady likes nuts.

That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions

You can have my nuts if you want.

Have you got Roses

Roses, quality Street. Whatever you want, it's yours.

If I'm getting full choice I'm picking M&S "

I'm hoping you did not get those letters the wrong way round.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels.

Maybe the lady likes nuts.

That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions

You can have my nuts if you want.

Have you got Roses

Roses, quality Street. Whatever you want, it's yours.

If I'm getting full choice I'm picking M&S

I'm hoping you did not get those letters the wrong way round. "

Do not taint my confectionary thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels.

Maybe the lady likes nuts.

That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions

You can have my nuts if you want.

Have you got Roses

Roses, quality Street. Whatever you want, it's yours.

If I'm getting full choice I'm picking M&S

I'm hoping you did not get those letters the wrong way round.

Do not taint my confectionary thread "

I think that ship sailed when nuts were mentioned.

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours "

Twix and snickers first then any combo after.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels.

Maybe the lady likes nuts.

That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions

You can have my nuts if you want.

Have you got Roses

Roses, quality Street. Whatever you want, it's yours.

If I'm getting full choice I'm picking M&S

I'm hoping you did not get those letters the wrong way round.

Do not taint my confectionary thread

I think that ship sailed when nuts were mentioned. "

You started it with your innuendo, tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels.

Maybe the lady likes nuts.

That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions

You can have my nuts if you want.

Have you got Roses

Roses, quality Street. Whatever you want, it's yours.

If I'm getting full choice I'm picking M&S

I'm hoping you did not get those letters the wrong way round.

Do not taint my confectionary thread

I think that ship sailed when nuts were mentioned.

You started it with your innuendo, tut tut "

Shit. You are right. Oh well. Apologies for that. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

Twix and snickers first then any combo after. "

That tells me nothing if you comment on my thread I want full commitment

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By *errific_Teddy_BearMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

Twix and snickers first then any combo after.

That tells me nothing if you comment on my thread I want full commitment "

How about joining in with FPF?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels.

Maybe the lady likes nuts.

That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions

You can have my nuts if you want.

Have you got Roses

Roses, quality Street. Whatever you want, it's yours.

If I'm getting full choice I'm picking M&S

I'm hoping you did not get those letters the wrong way round.

Do not taint my confectionary thread

I think that ship sailed when nuts were mentioned.

You started it with your innuendo, tut tut

Shit. You are right. Oh well. Apologies for that. Xx"

Apology accepted. Next time keep your mind on the confectionary

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels.

Maybe the lady likes nuts.

That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions

You can have my nuts if you want.

Have you got Roses

Roses, quality Street. Whatever you want, it's yours.

If I'm getting full choice I'm picking M&S

I'm hoping you did not get those letters the wrong way round.

Do not taint my confectionary thread

I think that ship sailed when nuts were mentioned.

You started it with your innuendo, tut tut

Shit. You are right. Oh well. Apologies for that. Xx

Apology accepted. Next time keep your mind on the confectionary "

What about a finger... Of fudge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

Twix and snickers first then any combo after.

That tells me nothing if you comment on my thread I want full commitment

How about joining in with FPF?"

Random

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By *errific_Teddy_BearMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

Twix and snickers first then any combo after.

That tells me nothing if you comment on my thread I want full commitment

How about joining in with FPF?

Random "

Not really. Can't message you lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels.

Maybe the lady likes nuts.

That's going to be one of my dealbreaker questions

You can have my nuts if you want.

Have you got Roses

Roses, quality Street. Whatever you want, it's yours.

If I'm getting full choice I'm picking M&S

I'm hoping you did not get those letters the wrong way round.

Do not taint my confectionary thread

I think that ship sailed when nuts were mentioned.

You started it with your innuendo, tut tut

Shit. You are right. Oh well. Apologies for that. Xx

Apology accepted. Next time keep your mind on the confectionary

What about a finger... Of fudge. "

If your doing innuendos I want a confectionary upgrade

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

Twix and snickers first then any combo after.

That tells me nothing if you comment on my thread I want full commitment

How about joining in with FPF?

Random

Not really. Can't message you lol "

I wasn't on the fpf thread so yes it was

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By *andsCouple  over a year ago

Edin

I only eat the Maltesers x

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By *errific_Teddy_BearMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

Twix and snickers first then any combo after.

That tells me nothing if you comment on my thread I want full commitment

How about joining in with FPF?

Random

Not really. Can't message you lol

I wasn't on the fpf thread so yes it was "

What can I say, was worth a try lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I only eat the Maltesers x"

Hope you get dibs on them

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

Twix and snickers first then any combo after.

That tells me nothing if you comment on my thread I want full commitment

How about joining in with FPF?

Random

Not really. Can't message you lol

I wasn't on the fpf thread so yes it was

What can I say, was worth a try lol "

God loves a trier, you can have 2 mars, 3 Maltesers and a milky way

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By *errific_Teddy_BearMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

Twix and snickers first then any combo after.

That tells me nothing if you comment on my thread I want full commitment

How about joining in with FPF?

Random

Not really. Can't message you lol

I wasn't on the fpf thread so yes it was

What can I say, was worth a try lol

God loves a trier, you can have 2 mars, 3 Maltesers and a milky way "

All this for just one nut?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thread hijack alert!

Aldi are selling bags of Munchies, and sprog #1 stole both bags I bought. He's out the will.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours "

My kinda thread although you should be reported for Maltesers being 3rd lol

Snickers

Maltesers

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Bounty

Twix

Mars

Milky way x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

Twix and snickers first then any combo after.

That tells me nothing if you comment on my thread I want full commitment

How about joining in with FPF?

Random

Not really. Can't message you lol

I wasn't on the fpf thread so yes it was

What can I say, was worth a try lol

God loves a trier, you can have 2 mars, 3 Maltesers and a milky way

All this for just one nut? "

No for the apology

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If your doing innuendos I want a confectionary upgrade

I told you, you can have whatever you want.. It's your thread after all. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Thread hijack alert!

Aldi are selling bags of Munchies, and sprog #1 stole both bags I bought. He's out the will. "

Off with his head

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

My kinda thread although you should be reported for Maltesers being 3rd lol

Snickers

Maltesers

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Bounty

Twix

Mars

Milky way x"

I'll take the timeout, I'm not budging

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If your doing innuendos I want a confectionary upgrade

I told you, you can have whatever you want.. It's your thread after all. Xxx"

I want a better offer than a fudge

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By *errific_Teddy_BearMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

My kinda thread although you should be reported for Maltesers being 3rd lol

Snickers

Maltesers

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Bounty

Twix

Mars

Milky way x

I'll take the timeout, I'm not budging "

The biscuit or a spell on the naughty step?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If your doing innuendos I want a confectionary upgrade

I told you, you can have whatever you want.. It's your thread after all. Xxx

I want a better offer than a fudge "

Name your pleasure and I'll see what I can do. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

My kinda thread although you should be reported for Maltesers being 3rd lol

Snickers

Maltesers

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Bounty

Twix

Mars

Milky way x

I'll take the timeout, I'm not budging

The biscuit or a spell on the naughty step? "

The biscuit is a whole other thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If your doing innuendos I want a confectionary upgrade

I told you, you can have whatever you want.. It's your thread after all. Xxx

I want a better offer than a fudge

Name your pleasure and I'll see what I can do. Xx "

M&S Hampers Belgian chocolates

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By *errific_Teddy_BearMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

My kinda thread although you should be reported for Maltesers being 3rd lol

Snickers

Maltesers

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Bounty

Twix

Mars

Milky way x

I'll take the timeout, I'm not budging

The biscuit or a spell on the naughty step?

The biscuit is a whole other thread "

So you're on the naughty step then?

Lucky girl lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If your doing innuendos I want a confectionary upgrade

I told you, you can have whatever you want.. It's your thread after all. Xxx

I want a better offer than a fudge

Name your pleasure and I'll see what I can do. Xx

M&S Hampers Belgian chocolates "

Deal. Xx will you share it with me though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

My kinda thread although you should be reported for Maltesers being 3rd lol

Snickers

Maltesers

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Bounty

Twix

Mars

Milky way x

I'll take the timeout, I'm not budging

The biscuit or a spell on the naughty step?

The biscuit is a whole other thread

So you're on the naughty step then?

Lucky girl lol "

I'll have my chocolate to keep me company

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bounty is the best one! Followed by Snickers. The rest I can take or leave apart from Malteasers which are minging!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If your doing innuendos I want a confectionary upgrade

I told you, you can have whatever you want.. It's your thread after all. Xxx

I want a better offer than a fudge

Name your pleasure and I'll see what I can do. Xx

M&S Hampers Belgian chocolates

Deal. Xx will you share it with me though? "

I'll eat till I feel sick and you can have the rest if that counts

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By *errific_Teddy_BearMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

My kinda thread although you should be reported for Maltesers being 3rd lol

Snickers

Maltesers

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Bounty

Twix

Mars

Milky way x

I'll take the timeout, I'm not budging

The biscuit or a spell on the naughty step?

The biscuit is a whole other thread

So you're on the naughty step then?

Lucky girl lol

I'll have my chocolate to keep me company "

I'll keep you company

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bounty is the best one! Followed by Snickers. The rest I can take or leave apart from Malteasers which are minging! "

ALERT ALERT fake profile. No way a woman would say that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If your doing innuendos I want a confectionary upgrade

I told you, you can have whatever you want.. It's your thread after all. Xxx

I want a better offer than a fudge

Name your pleasure and I'll see what I can do. Xx

M&S Hampers Belgian chocolates

Deal. Xx will you share it with me though?

I'll eat till I feel sick and you can have the rest if that counts "

Erm not the best image. Lol

But just to be clear. Just because I buy you chocolate does NOT mean I expect anything sexual. OK.

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By *exicolaMan  over a year ago

West Lothian


"Bounty is the best one! Followed by Snickers. The rest I can take or leave apart from Malteasers which are minging! "

Absolutely mental answer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

My kinda thread although you should be reported for Maltesers being 3rd lol

Snickers

Maltesers

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Bounty

Twix

Mars

Milky way x

I'll take the timeout, I'm not budging

The biscuit or a spell on the naughty step?

The biscuit is a whole other thread

So you're on the naughty step then?

Lucky girl lol

I'll have my chocolate to keep me company

I'll keep you company "

I've got my Belgian chocolates, that's all the company I need

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By *ettercallsaul118Man  over a year ago

Funtown


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Love them all but of chocolate hardest thing to do but 3month without chocolate doing good

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If your doing innuendos I want a confectionary upgrade

I told you, you can have whatever you want.. It's your thread after all. Xxx

I want a better offer than a fudge

Name your pleasure and I'll see what I can do. Xx

M&S Hampers Belgian chocolates

Deal. Xx will you share it with me though?

I'll eat till I feel sick and you can have the rest if that counts

Erm not the best image. Lol

But just to be clear. Just because I buy you chocolate does NOT mean I expect anything sexual. OK.

"

If I'm eating chocolates the only thing your touching is my feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Love them all but of chocolate hardest thing to do but 3month without chocolate doing good

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours "

Hats off for your commitment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If your doing innuendos I want a confectionary upgrade

I told you, you can have whatever you want.. It's your thread after all. Xxx

I want a better offer than a fudge

Name your pleasure and I'll see what I can do. Xx

M&S Hampers Belgian chocolates

Deal. Xx will you share it with me though?

I'll eat till I feel sick and you can have the rest if that counts

Erm not the best image. Lol

But just to be clear. Just because I buy you chocolate does NOT mean I expect anything sexual. OK.

If I'm eating chocolates the only thing your touching is my feet "

O

I do give a good foot massage. Are we watching a film. Too?

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

Twix and snickers first then any combo after.

That tells me nothing if you comment on my thread I want full commitment "

Ok you want commitment ?

How about i tell you my real opinion, celebrations ?? the cheapskates sorry excuse for a box of chocolates meant as a gift , given to a person you couldnt be arsed going out and buying a decent pressie for.

At the very least buy a box of Roses . You need to actually look for them as opposed look on ant and every street corner vendor without a licence , back street hill billy outfit fronted by a big issue seller and Lidl stores , i mean if lidl stocks celebrations thats a clue in itself, cheap immitatations of real quality products. Feck yer celebrations buy ROSES. In my opinion of course.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If your doing innuendos I want a confectionary upgrade

I told you, you can have whatever you want.. It's your thread after all. Xxx

I want a better offer than a fudge

Name your pleasure and I'll see what I can do. Xx

M&S Hampers Belgian chocolates

Deal. Xx will you share it with me though?

I'll eat till I feel sick and you can have the rest if that counts

Erm not the best image. Lol

But just to be clear. Just because I buy you chocolate does NOT mean I expect anything sexual. OK.

If I'm eating chocolates the only thing your touching is my feet O

I do give a good foot massage. Are we watching a film. Too? "

I have a feeling I'm commiting to something here I'm unaware of

Yes what's your hypothetical film of choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

Twix and snickers first then any combo after.

That tells me nothing if you comment on my thread I want full commitment

Ok you want commitment ?

How about i tell you my real opinion, celebrations ?? the cheapskates sorry excuse for a box of chocolates meant as a gift , given to a person you couldnt be arsed going out and buying a decent pressie for.

At the very least buy a box of Roses . You need to actually look for them as opposed look on ant and every street corner vendor without a licence , back street hill billy outfit fronted by a big issue seller and Lidl stores , i mean if lidl stocks celebrations thats a clue in itself, cheap immitatations of real quality products. Feck yer celebrations buy ROSES. In my opinion of course. "

WHAT....THE...ACTUAL...FUCK

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a feeling I'm commiting to something here I'm unaware of

Yes what's your hypothetical film of choice

No don't worry. You aren't commiting to anything.

Hypothetical film. Would be either the usual suspects or Shaw shank.

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

Twix and snickers first then any combo after.

That tells me nothing if you comment on my thread I want full commitment

Ok you want commitment ?

How about i tell you my real opinion, celebrations ?? the cheapskates sorry excuse for a box of chocolates meant as a gift , given to a person you couldnt be arsed going out and buying a decent pressie for.

At the very least buy a box of Roses . You need to actually look for them as opposed look on ant and every street corner vendor without a licence , back street hill billy outfit fronted by a big issue seller and Lidl stores , i mean if lidl stocks celebrations thats a clue in itself, cheap immitatations of real quality products. Feck yer celebrations buy ROSES. In my opinion of course.

WHAT....THE...ACTUAL...FUCK "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have a feeling I'm commiting to something here I'm unaware of

Yes what's your hypothetical film of choice

No don't worry. You aren't commiting to anything.

Hypothetical film. Would be either the usual suspects or Shaw shank. "

Have a Cadburys caramel and chill out dude I'm only messing Good film choice tho

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/11/18 16:18:57]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a feeling I'm commiting to something here I'm unaware of

Yes what's your hypothetical film of choice

No don't worry. You aren't commiting to anything.

Hypothetical film. Would be either the usual suspects or Shaw shank.

Have a Cadburys caramel and chill out dude I'm only messing Good film choice tho "

I'm messing too. You ARE commitimg. In front of witnesses too.

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By *errific_Teddy_BearMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

[Removed by poster at 02/11/18 16:20:20]

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By *errific_Teddy_BearMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

My kinda thread although you should be reported for Maltesers being 3rd lol

Snickers

Maltesers

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Bounty

Twix

Mars

Milky way x

I'll take the timeout, I'm not budging

The biscuit or a spell on the naughty step?

The biscuit is a whole other thread

So you're on the naughty step then?

Lucky girl lol

I'll have my chocolate to keep me company

I'll keep you company

I've got my Belgian chocolates, that's all the company I need "

Im taking my Thornton's reward card and going home

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have a feeling I'm commiting to something here I'm unaware of

Yes what's your hypothetical film of choice

No don't worry. You aren't commiting to anything.

Hypothetical film. Would be either the usual suspects or Shaw shank.

Have a Cadburys caramel and chill out dude I'm only messing Good film choice tho

I'm messing too. You ARE commitimg. In front of witnesses too. "

Add a wee smiley face then

They will all plead the fifth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thread hijack alert!

Aldi are selling bags of Munchies, and sprog #1 stole both bags I bought. He's out the will.

Off with his head "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

My kinda thread although you should be reported for Maltesers being 3rd lol

Snickers

Maltesers

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Bounty

Twix

Mars

Milky way x

I'll take the timeout, I'm not budging

The biscuit or a spell on the naughty step?

The biscuit is a whole other thread

So you're on the naughty step then?

Lucky girl lol

I'll have my chocolate to keep me company

I'll keep you company

I've got my Belgian chocolates, that's all the company I need

Im taking my Thornton's reward card and going home "

Thornton reward card how am I only just hearing of this, sign me up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm messing too. You ARE commitimg. In front of witnesses too

Can't plead the fifth. We aren't in America. No constitution. No fifth amendment. But we do have perjury laws.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours "

Ha I'm currently wading my way through a box of Celebrations. In order of preference -

Snickers

Maltesers

Galaxy Caramel

Galaxy

Milky Way

Twice

Mars

Bounty x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

Ha I'm currently wading my way through a box of Celebrations. In order of preference -

Snickers

Maltesers

Galaxy Caramel

Galaxy

Milky Way

Twice

Mars

Bounty x"

Twix! Bloody predictive text lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If anybody doesn't want there bountys I'll have them.

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By *errific_Teddy_BearMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"If anybody doesn't want there bountys I'll have them. "

You can have my snickers too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm messing too. You ARE commitimg. In front of witnesses too

Can't plead the fifth. We aren't in America. No constitution. No fifth amendment. But we do have perjury laws. "

If we're talking perjury, your on 3-5 for violating my thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

Ha I'm currently wading my way through a box of Celebrations. In order of preference -

Snickers

Maltesers

Galaxy Caramel

Galaxy

Milky Way

Twice

Mars

Bounty x"

Another bum deal for the coconut MON THE BOUNTY

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If anybody doesn't want there bountys I'll have them. "

You'll be having loads by the looks of it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

Ha I'm currently wading my way through a box of Celebrations. In order of preference -

Snickers

Maltesers

Galaxy Caramel

Galaxy

Milky Way

Twice

Mars

Bounty x

Another bum deal for the coconut MON THE BOUNTY "

I'll happily give someone my left over bounties x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

Ha I'm currently wading my way through a box of Celebrations. In order of preference -

Snickers

Maltesers

Galaxy Caramel

Galaxy

Milky Way

Twice

Mars

Bounty x

Another bum deal for the coconut MON THE BOUNTY

I'll happily give someone my left over bounties x"

No such thing as leftover chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

Ha I'm currently wading my way through a box of Celebrations. In order of preference -

Snickers

Maltesers

Galaxy Caramel

Galaxy

Milky Way

Twice

Mars

Bounty x

Another bum deal for the coconut MON THE BOUNTY

I'll happily give someone my left over bounties x

No such thing as leftover chocolate "

Would be a shame to bin them x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm messing too. You ARE commitimg. In front of witnesses too

Can't plead the fifth. We aren't in America. No constitution. No fifth amendment. But we do have perjury laws.

If we're talking perjury, your on 3-5 for violating my thread "

It's the only thing I'm violating. so that's OK.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

Ha I'm currently wading my way through a box of Celebrations. In order of preference -

Snickers

Maltesers

Galaxy Caramel

Galaxy

Milky Way

Twice

Mars

Bounty x

Another bum deal for the coconut MON THE BOUNTY

I'll happily give someone my left over bounties x

No such thing as leftover chocolate

Would be a shame to bin them x"

Savage

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

Ha I'm currently wading my way through a box of Celebrations. In order of preference -

Snickers

Maltesers

Galaxy Caramel

Galaxy

Milky Way

Twice

Mars

Bounty x

Another bum deal for the coconut MON THE BOUNTY

I'll happily give someone my left over bounties x

No such thing as leftover chocolate

Would be a shame to bin them x

Savage "

Haha what do you suggest then? Give them to my guy? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm messing too. You ARE commitimg. In front of witnesses too

Can't plead the fifth. We aren't in America. No constitution. No fifth amendment. But we do have perjury laws.

If we're talking perjury, your on 3-5 for violating my thread

It's the only thing I'm violating. so that's OK. "

You can go to town on my feet while I'm munching and watching Shaw Shank

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

Ha I'm currently wading my way through a box of Celebrations. In order of preference -

Snickers

Maltesers

Galaxy Caramel

Galaxy

Milky Way

Twice

Mars

Bounty x

Another bum deal for the coconut MON THE BOUNTY

I'll happily give someone my left over bounties x

No such thing as leftover chocolate

Would be a shame to bin them x

Savage

Haha what do you suggest then? Give them to my guy? x"

Give them to Nekked Jack so I can have the M&S all to myself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently it's an unspoken rule that bounty is the crap one in celebrations, mine in order of preference

Snickers

Bounty

Maltesers

Twix

Mars

Galaxy

Galaxy caramel

Milky way

What's yours

Ha I'm currently wading my way through a box of Celebrations. In order of preference -

Snickers

Maltesers

Galaxy Caramel

Galaxy

Milky Way

Twice

Mars

Bounty x

Another bum deal for the coconut MON THE BOUNTY

I'll happily give someone my left over bounties x

No such thing as leftover chocolate

Would be a shame to bin them x

Savage

Haha what do you suggest then? Give them to my guy? x

Give them to Nekked Jack so I can have the M&S all to myself "

Deal! x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm messing too. You ARE commitimg. In front of witnesses too

Can't plead the fifth. We aren't in America. No constitution. No fifth amendment. But we do have perjury laws.

If we're talking perjury, your on 3-5 for violating my thread

It's the only thing I'm violating. so that's OK.

You can go to town on my feet while I'm munching and watching Shaw Shank "

I might end up suckling a toe or two. Is that OK?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm messing too. You ARE commitimg. In front of witnesses too

Can't plead the fifth. We aren't in America. No constitution. No fifth amendment. But we do have perjury laws.

If we're talking perjury, your on 3-5 for violating my thread

It's the only thing I'm violating. so that's OK.

You can go to town on my feet while I'm munching and watching Shaw Shank

I might end up suckling a toe or two. Is that OK? "

I'm giving you my bounties x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm messing too. You ARE commitimg. In front of witnesses too

Can't plead the fifth. We aren't in America. No constitution. No fifth amendment. But we do have perjury laws.

If we're talking perjury, your on 3-5 for violating my thread

It's the only thing I'm violating. so that's OK.

You can go to town on my feet while I'm munching and watching Shaw Shank

I might end up suckling a toe or two. Is that OK?

I'm giving you my bounties x"

(googlimg what "bounties" is a euphemism for )

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm messing too. You ARE commitimg. In front of witnesses too

Can't plead the fifth. We aren't in America. No constitution. No fifth amendment. But we do have perjury laws.

If we're talking perjury, your on 3-5 for violating my thread

It's the only thing I'm violating. so that's OK.

You can go to town on my feet while I'm munching and watching Shaw Shank

I might end up suckling a toe or two. Is that OK? "

Only wanted to know everyone's favourite mini bar, I've ended up with a toe job

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm messing too. You ARE commitimg. In front of witnesses too

Can't plead the fifth. We aren't in America. No constitution. No fifth amendment. But we do have perjury laws.

If we're talking perjury, your on 3-5 for violating my thread

It's the only thing I'm violating. so that's OK.

You can go to town on my feet while I'm munching and watching Shaw Shank

I might end up suckling a toe or two. Is that OK?

I'm giving you my bounties x

(googlimg what "bounties" is a euphemism for ) "

Damn. All it. Comes up with is coconut covered chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm messing too. You ARE commitimg. In front of witnesses too

Can't plead the fifth. We aren't in America. No constitution. No fifth amendment. But we do have perjury laws.

If we're talking perjury, your on 3-5 for violating my thread

It's the only thing I'm violating. so that's OK.

You can go to town on my feet while I'm munching and watching Shaw Shank

I might end up suckling a toe or two. Is that OK?

I'm giving you my bounties x

(googlimg what "bounties" is a euphemism for )

Damn. All it. Comes up with is coconut covered chocolate. "

Well of course! What else were you expecting? x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Damn. All it. Comes up with is coconut covered chocolate. "

Well of course! What else were you expecting? x

I have no idea. I am extremely innocent when it comes to carnal pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm messing too. You ARE commitimg. In front of witnesses too

Can't plead the fifth. We aren't in America. No constitution. No fifth amendment. But we do have perjury laws.

If we're talking perjury, your on 3-5 for violating my thread

It's the only thing I'm violating. so that's OK.

You can go to town on my feet while I'm munching and watching Shaw Shank

I might end up suckling a toe or two. Is that OK?

I'm giving you my bounties x

(googlimg what "bounties" is a euphemism for )

Damn. All it. Comes up with is coconut covered chocolate.

Well of course! What else were you expecting? x"

Be careful. I started off with a fudge and ended up with a toe job. This could go anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Damn. All it. Comes up with is coconut covered chocolate. "

Well of course! What else were you expecting? x

I have no idea. I am extremely innocent when it comes to carnal pleasure. "

Hhhmmm are you sure about that? x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Damn. All it. Comes up with is coconut covered chocolate. "

Well of course! What else were you expecting? x

I have no idea. I am extremely innocent when it comes to carnal pleasure.

Hhhmmm are you sure about that? x"

Be careful. I started off with a fudge and ended up with a toe job. This could go anywhere

Of course can't you see my halo.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Damn. All it. Comes up with is coconut covered chocolate. "

Well of course! What else were you expecting? x

I have no idea. I am extremely innocent when it comes to carnal pleasure.

Hhhmmm are you sure about that? x

Be careful. I started off with a fudge and ended up with a toe job. This could go anywhere

Of course can't you see my halo. "

Your halo is slipping lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Damn. All it. Comes up with is coconut covered chocolate. "

Well of course! What else were you expecting? x

I have no idea. I am extremely innocent when it comes to carnal pleasure.

Hhhmmm are you sure about that? x

Be careful. I started off with a fudge and ended up with a toe job. This could go anywhere

Of course can't you see my halo.

Your halo is slipping lol x"

That's not my halo. I was playing a game of huola.

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