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over a year ago
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"Snog snog 
Snog and a wine
Snog
Wine first then Snog. And possibly be avoided after.   that's cheating. Only aloud one. "
I didn't see that in the rules.... Of course I didn't read the rules.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Should have said a pint of wine then a fuck 
Avoid! you wanted to 69 my 69 yr old Auntie! "
Can I have tea with your 69 year old auntie, and see where it goes? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Snog snog
Snog and a wine
Snog
Wine first then Snog. And possibly be avoided after. that's cheating. Only aloud one.
I didn't see that in the rules.... Of course I didn't read the rules. "
We don' need no estinkin' rules!
(I'm gonna miss these painkillers when they're done!)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Snog snog
Snog and a wine
Snog
Wine first then Snog. And possibly be avoided after. that's cheating. Only aloud one.
I didn't see that in the rules.... Of course I didn't read the rules. "
either did I. Just made it up. . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck (sorry!) Lol x
Meant for Peter! Sorry again lol x
On condition I can reinact my fucked up dream post. Get a mirror in the bathroom asap. "
Haha mirror is at the ready x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel like I've already had a wine with you. So a European kiss on both cheeks. 
I think they call that continental kissing x"
Would it come with a continental breakfast?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel like I've already had a wine with you. So a European kiss on both cheeks.
I think they call that continental kissing x
Would it come with a continental breakfast? "
But of course x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel like I've already had a wine with you. So a European kiss on both cheeks.
I think they call that continental kissing x
Would it come with a continental breakfast?
But of course x"
Sounds good. When you pick the lucky guy, let me know how it goes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel like I've already had a wine with you. So a European kiss on both cheeks.
I think they call that continental kissing x
Would it come with a continental breakfast?
But of course x
Sounds good. When you pick the lucky guy, let me know how it goes. "
Ha I'll be lucky! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel like I've already had a wine with you. So a European kiss on both cheeks.
I think they call that continental kissing x
Would it come with a continental breakfast?
But of course x
Sounds good. When you pick the lucky guy, let me know how it goes.
Ha I'll be lucky! x"
Have a croissant and coffee. My treat. Just because you used an extra emoji. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel like I've already had a wine with you. So a European kiss on both cheeks.
I think they call that continental kissing x
Would it come with a continental breakfast?
But of course x
Sounds good. When you pick the lucky guy, let me know how it goes.
Ha I'll be lucky! x
Have a croissant and coffee. My treat. Just because you used an extra emoji. "
Not had a croissant for a long time. I'll end up buying them now to go with the coffee and fresh orange juice. Now that's what I call continental! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Might need a wee trip to the shops for some good coffee, oranges to make freshly squeezed juice and a croissant maybe even "splash out" for some lime marmalade. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ffs see all you fannies.
It's cause o you all I'm wanting to go to Lidl for some croissants "
Yay another croissant man! Here a thing though, do you hear them or eat them cold? x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ffs see all you fannies.
It's cause o you all I'm wanting to go to Lidl for some croissants
Yay another croissant man! Here a thing though, do you hear them or eat them cold? x"
Heat!! Lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Snog please
Drizzle lemon 
All this talk of lemon cake is making me hungry! Am I going to have to buy lemon cheesecake and drizzle cake in? x"
Cake, coffee, orange juice and croissants. Brunch at yours?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Snog please
Drizzle lemon
All this talk of lemon cake is making me hungry! Am I going to have to buy lemon cheesecake and drizzle cake in? x
Cake, coffee, orange juice and croissants. Brunch at yours? "
This sounds like a cake meet at Cate's!! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning. "
Good start to a Friday morning! x |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning.
Good start to a Friday morning! x"
I’m just waiting for the cheesecake from Cate and I’m sorted for the month |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning.
Good start to a Friday morning! x
I’m just waiting for the cheesecake from Cate and I’m sorted for the month "
I think I have to go cake shopping today x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning.
Good start to a Friday morning! x
I’m just waiting for the cheesecake from Cate and I’m sorted for the month "
That must be a hellova a big cake to last a month. |
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"Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning.
Good start to a Friday morning! x
I’m just waiting for the cheesecake from Cate and I’m sorted for the month "
You need to visit the Caledonia cheese cake folk in Grangemouth . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning.
Good start to a Friday morning! x
I’m just waiting for the cheesecake from Cate and I’m sorted for the month
You need to visit the Caledonia cheese cake folk in Grangemouth . "
That would make for a great Fab social x |
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"Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning.
Good start to a Friday morning! x
I’m just waiting for the cheesecake from Cate and I’m sorted for the month
You need to visit the Caledonia cheese cake folk in Grangemouth .
That would make for a great Fab social x"
A cheesy social . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning.
Good start to a Friday morning! x
I’m just waiting for the cheesecake from Cate and I’m sorted for the month
You need to visit the Caledonia cheese cake folk in Grangemouth .
That would make for a great Fab social x
A cheesy social . "
I might be up for that. So they serve coffee too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning.
Good start to a Friday morning! x
I’m just waiting for the cheesecake from Cate and I’m sorted for the month
You need to visit the Caledonia cheese cake folk in Grangemouth .
That would make for a great Fab social x
A cheesy social . "
Great minds! x |
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"Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning.
Good start to a Friday morning! x
I’m just waiting for the cheesecake from Cate and I’m sorted for the month
You need to visit the Caledonia cheese cake folk in Grangemouth .
That would make for a great Fab social x
A cheesy social .
Great minds! x"
cock.......tails |
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"Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning.
Good start to a Friday morning! x
I’m just waiting for the cheesecake from Cate and I’m sorted for the month
You need to visit the Caledonia cheese cake folk in Grangemouth .
That would make for a great Fab social x
A cheesy social .
Great minds! xcock.......tails "
Stimulating ..........
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Conversation . |
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"Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning.
Good start to a Friday morning! x
I’m just waiting for the cheesecake from Cate and I’m sorted for the month
You need to visit the Caledonia cheese cake folk in Grangemouth .
That would make for a great Fab social x
A cheesy social .
Great minds! xcock.......tails
Stimulating ..........
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Conversation . "
Husband shopping |
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"Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning.
Good start to a Friday morning! x
I’m just waiting for the cheesecake from Cate and I’m sorted for the month
You need to visit the Caledonia cheese cake folk in Grangemouth .
That would make for a great Fab social x
A cheesy social .
Great minds! xcock.......tails
Stimulating ..........
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Conversation . Husband shopping "
Nah dress shopping . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get yer coat, Steph, you've pulled.
My backs sore think I’ve pulled a muscle that’s as far as my luck goes .
Want some of my painkillers?"
Just don't mix them with viagra, or you'll get a stiff back. |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"Just an orange juice for you now - so I don’t get any of those crap jokes
You owe the Fabbar for a pint of Glenlivet already. "
Whoa whoa whoa.....it wasn’t ME!!
I wasn’t even there. Honest Guv
It was Peter Horsey that drank it all. Not me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just an orange juice for you now - so I don’t get any of those crap jokes
You owe the Fabbar for a pint of Glenlivet already.
Whoa whoa whoa.....it wasn’t ME!!
I wasn’t even there. Honest Guv
It was Peter Horsey that drank it all. Not me "
You said you'd buy me a pint, so it's on your tab! |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"Just an orange juice for you now - so I don’t get any of those crap jokes
You owe the Fabbar for a pint of Glenlivet already.
Whoa whoa whoa.....it wasn’t ME!!
I wasn’t even there. Honest Guv
It was Peter Horsey that drank it all. Not me
You said you'd buy me a pint, so it's on your tab!"
Yeah but I meant milk |
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"Just an orange juice for you now - so I don’t get any of those crap jokes
You owe the Fabbar for a pint of Glenlivet already.
Whoa whoa whoa.....it wasn’t ME!!
I wasn’t even there. Honest Guv
It was Peter Horsey that drank it all. Not me
You said you'd buy me a pint, so it's on your tab!
Yeah but I meant milk "
Smog cake, kiss, coffee, kiss, cake fuck |
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"Just an orange juice for you now - so I don’t get any of those crap jokes
You owe the Fabbar for a pint of Glenlivet already.
Whoa whoa whoa.....it wasn’t ME!!
I wasn’t even there. Honest Guv
It was Peter Horsey that drank it all. Not me
You said you'd buy me a pint, so it's on your tab!
Yeah but I meant milk
Smog cake, kiss, coffee, kiss, cake fuck "
*Snog |
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"Just an orange juice for you now - so I don’t get any of those crap jokes
You owe the Fabbar for a pint of Glenlivet already.
Whoa whoa whoa.....it wasn’t ME!!
I wasn’t even there. Honest Guv
It was Peter Horsey that drank it all. Not me
You said you'd buy me a pint, so it's on your tab!
Yeah but I meant milk
Smog cake, kiss, coffee, kiss, cake fuck
*Snog"
Snog . |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"Just an orange juice for you now - so I don’t get any of those crap jokes
You owe the Fabbar for a pint of Glenlivet already.
Whoa whoa whoa.....it wasn’t ME!!
I wasn’t even there. Honest Guv
It was Peter Horsey that drank it all. Not me
You said you'd buy me a pint, so it's on your tab!
Yeah but I meant milk
Smog cake, kiss, coffee, kiss, cake fuck
*Snog
Snog . "
Tea and cake |
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"Just an orange juice for you now - so I don’t get any of those crap jokes
You owe the Fabbar for a pint of Glenlivet already.
Whoa whoa whoa.....it wasn’t ME!!
I wasn’t even there. Honest Guv
It was Peter Horsey that drank it all. Not me
You said you'd buy me a pint, so it's on your tab!
Yeah but I meant milk
Smog cake, kiss, coffee, kiss, cake fuck
*Snog
Snog .
Tea and cake "
Bout bloody time for the cake been waiting years for it . |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"Just an orange juice for you now - so I don’t get any of those crap jokes
You owe the Fabbar for a pint of Glenlivet already.
Whoa whoa whoa.....it wasn’t ME!!
I wasn’t even there. Honest Guv
It was Peter Horsey that drank it all. Not me
You said you'd buy me a pint, so it's on your tab!
Yeah but I meant milk
Smog cake, kiss, coffee, kiss, cake fuck
*Snog
Snog .
Tea and cake
Bout bloody time for the cake been waiting years for it . "
Yeah yeah  |
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