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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just back from a week long retreat in the Netherlands.
Detoxifying drinking plenty of water eating lettuce and carrots.
Best of all got to see a number of workshops on different forms of alternative therapies
Got to attend an afternoon workshop on yoni massage and would like to thank frau Weisser for allowing me a couple of hours a day for 3 days to practice my craft on her.
All I need to do now is get some practice before I go back next year
Wish I had my own yoni instead of this lingam I was born with |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just back from a week long retreat in the Netherlands.
Detoxifying drinking plenty of water eating lettuce and carrots.
Best of all got to see a number of workshops on different forms of alternative therapies
Got to attend an afternoon workshop on yoni massage and would like to thank frau Weisser for allowing me a couple of hours a day for 3 days to practice my craft on her.
All I need to do now is get some practice before I go back next year
Wish I had my own yoni instead of this lingam I was born with "
Would it be safe to assume that Frau Weisser is kicking aboot with a permanent cheeser now, like the yoni that got the cream?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just back from a week long retreat in the Netherlands.
Detoxifying drinking plenty of water eating lettuce and carrots.
Best of all got to see a number of workshops on different forms of alternative therapies
Got to attend an afternoon workshop on yoni massage and would like to thank frau Weisser for allowing me a couple of hours a day for 3 days to practice my craft on her.
All I need to do now is get some practice before I go back next year
Wish I had my own yoni instead of this lingam I was born with
Would it be safe to assume that Frau Weisser is kicking aboot with a permanent cheeser now, like the yoni that got the cream? "
If she hasn’t then my technique was askew |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just back from a week long retreat in the Netherlands.
Detoxifying drinking plenty of water eating lettuce and carrots.
Best of all got to see a number of workshops on different forms of alternative therapies
Got to attend an afternoon workshop on yoni massage and would like to thank frau Weisser for allowing me a couple of hours a day for 3 days to practice my craft on her.
All I need to do now is get some practice before I go back next year
Wish I had my own yoni instead of this lingam I was born with
Would it be safe to assume that Frau Weisser is kicking aboot with a permanent cheeser now, like the yoni that got the cream?
If she hasn’t then my technique was askew "
Sure you hut the spot  |
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"Just back from a week long retreat in the Netherlands.
Detoxifying drinking plenty of water eating lettuce and carrots.
Best of all got to see a number of workshops on different forms of alternative therapies
Got to attend an afternoon workshop on yoni massage and would like to thank frau Weisser for allowing me a couple of hours a day for 3 days to practice my craft on her.
All I need to do now is get some practice before I go back next year
Wish I had my own yoni instead of this lingam I was born with "
Is she on Fab, then? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just back from a week long retreat in the Netherlands.
Detoxifying drinking plenty of water eating lettuce and carrots.
Best of all got to see a number of workshops on different forms of alternative therapies
Got to attend an afternoon workshop on yoni massage and would like to thank frau Weisser for allowing me a couple of hours a day for 3 days to practice my craft on her.
All I need to do now is get some practice before I go back next year
Wish I had my own yoni instead of this lingam I was born with
Is she on Fab, then?"
No it was a “Vanilla” week away at a trippy hippy, new age retreat for alternative therapists.
Just happens that Tantra as a whole is a form of Buddhism and a few of us practice it.
Unlike this mucky bugger they are all usually lights out missionary types who would squirm at the thought of this place. Or maybe that should read squirt
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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"Just back from a week long retreat in the Netherlands.
Detoxifying drinking plenty of water eating lettuce and carrots.
Best of all got to see a number of workshops on different forms of alternative therapies
Got to attend an afternoon workshop on yoni massage and would like to thank frau Weisser for allowing me a couple of hours a day for 3 days to practice my craft on her.
All I need to do now is get some practice before I go back next year
Wish I had my own yoni instead of this lingam I was born with
Would it be safe to assume that Frau Weisser is kicking aboot with a permanent cheeser now, like the yoni that got the cream?
If she hasn’t then my technique was askew "
So when is the local Glasgow workshop? (Not fair to keep such skills to yourself) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just back from a week long retreat in the Netherlands.
Detoxifying drinking plenty of water eating lettuce and carrots.
Best of all got to see a number of workshops on different forms of alternative therapies
Got to attend an afternoon workshop on yoni massage and would like to thank frau Weisser for allowing me a couple of hours a day for 3 days to practice my craft on her.
All I need to do now is get some practice before I go back next year
Wish I had my own yoni instead of this lingam I was born with
Would it be safe to assume that Frau Weisser is kicking aboot with a permanent cheeser now, like the yoni that got the cream?
If she hasn’t then my technique was askew
So when is the local Glasgow workshop? (Not fair to keep such skills to yourself) "
You grew a yoni in the last 24hrs? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Last time I was in the Netherlands I took a whitey
So did Mrs....funny as fuck so it was 
Nothing funny about being in a club toilet and being oot the game  "
We've all been there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Last time I was in the Netherlands I took a whitey
So did Mrs....funny as fuck so it was
Nothing funny about being in a club toilet and being oot the game
We've all been there "
I didn't make it to the toilet. Took a header down 14 stairs one Friday in Amsterdam and broke a rib....didn't feel it until the Sunday |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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"Just back from a week long retreat in the Netherlands.
Detoxifying drinking plenty of water eating lettuce and carrots.
Best of all got to see a number of workshops on different forms of alternative therapies
Got to attend an afternoon workshop on yoni massage and would like to thank frau Weisser for allowing me a couple of hours a day for 3 days to practice my craft on her.
All I need to do now is get some practice before I go back next year
Wish I had my own yoni instead of this lingam I was born with
Would it be safe to assume that Frau Weisser is kicking aboot with a permanent cheeser now, like the yoni that got the cream?
If she hasn’t then my technique was askew
So when is the local Glasgow workshop? (Not fair to keep such skills to yourself)
You grew a yoni in the last 24hrs?"
Nope. But with what's on offer I'd think Rock Starr could muster up a volunteer demonstrator. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Last time I was in the Netherlands I took a whitey
So did Mrs....funny as fuck so it was
Nothing funny about being in a club toilet and being oot the game
We've all been there
I didn't make it to the toilet. Took a header down 14 stairs one Friday in Amsterdam and broke a rib....didn't feel it until the Sunday "
I smashed my face on the toilet cistern. My pal broke her foot on that holiday as well. No idea how it happened, only noticed in the airport when she was walking funny. That holiday was like The Hangover |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Last time I was in the Netherlands I took a whitey
So did Mrs....funny as fuck so it was
Nothing funny about being in a club toilet and being oot the game
We've all been there
I didn't make it to the toilet. Took a header down 14 stairs one Friday in Amsterdam and broke a rib....didn't feel it until the Sunday
I smashed my face on the toilet cistern. My pal broke her foot on that holiday as well. No idea how it happened, only noticed in the airport when she was walking funny. That holiday was like The Hangover "
Ouch! |
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