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"From my daughter-why did the Turkey cross the road? To prove he not chicken. Ba boom tish. "
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Cos his cock was in the chicken!! |
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The Irish ghost story
A guy left the pub at closing time and headed down a dark road on his own
Suddenly a car pulled up beside him " hey this must be better than walking " so the guy got in the car
As he looked over he saw no one was in the drivers seat
The road took a steep turn to the right and the man began to pray for his life while approaching a cliff
Just then a hand appeared from no where and steered the car around the turn
There was a pub further down the road and the man got the courage to throw himself out the car
Staggering into the pub in tears an older gent noticed him and asked why he was so upset
Just then paddy n Mick entered the pub and pointed at the man
" that's the fecker that jamp in the car we was pushing "  |
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