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"That I was driving over the Kingston bridge and it was 3x the hight and I couldn’t steer my car properly. I then dreamt that my bottom front tooth split and came out in 2 sections. Safe to say we both had fucked up dreams. " Aww losing teeth in a dream | |||
"That I was driving over the Kingston bridge and it was 3x the hight and I couldn’t steer my car properly. I then dreamt that my bottom front tooth split and came out in 2 sections. Safe to say we both had fucked up dreams. Aww losing teeth in a dream " Been a while since I’ve had that dream normally it’s my back teeth which turn to stone or crumble before falling out | |||
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"My dream last night was about death! ![]() Did you die eating a starbar ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My dream last night was about death! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nooooo, no one ever died eating a starbar! | |||
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"I had a dream last night it was quite vivid and as I have a detailed memory that some can testify to ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() So what your saying is you had wet dream ![]() | |||
"I had a dream last night it was quite vivid and as I have a detailed memory that some can testify to ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No it was a fucked up dream cause the window cleaner woke me up by chapping the window so I never finished the dream and the poor girl in the dream never got to do what she intended to do in the toilet ![]() ![]() | |||
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"That I was driving over the Kingston bridge and it was 3x the hight and I couldn’t steer my car properly. I then dreamt that my bottom front tooth split and came out in 2 sections. Safe to say we both had fucked up dreams. Aww losing teeth in a dream Been a while since I’ve had that dream normally it’s my back teeth which turn to stone or crumble before falling out " . Dreaming about losing teeth is usually about feeling a loss of power and control in your life | |||
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"That I was driving over the Kingston bridge and it was 3x the hight and I couldn’t steer my car properly. I then dreamt that my bottom front tooth split and came out in 2 sections. Safe to say we both had fucked up dreams. Aww losing teeth in a dream Been a while since I’ve had that dream normally it’s my back teeth which turn to stone or crumble before falling out . Dreaming about losing teeth is usually about feeling a loss of power and control in your life " Maybe it’s connected to the 1st part of my dream ?? | |||
"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on. I wonder what that means ![]() They say you dream about what your not getting in real life lol x | |||
"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on. I wonder what that means ![]() so true ![]() ![]() | |||
"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on. I wonder what that means ![]() Mines well n truly self explanatory lol! | |||
"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on. I wonder what that means ![]() Yip I'm sure you haven't found anyone who can keep up or last. Guys are so murder at not lasting, typical. Must be so murder for females on here lolololl ![]() | |||
"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on. I wonder what that means ![]() ![]() And the ones that can last end up acting like dickheads letting whats in their pants run away wi them | |||
"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on. I wonder what that means ![]() ![]() Lolol canny be me, fecking takes me ages to find mine even before I started ![]() | |||
"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on. I wonder what that means ![]() ![]() Sounds like you're just making bad choices | |||
"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on. I wonder what that means ![]() ![]() Yep ![]() | |||
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" Sounds like you're just making bad choices Yep ![]() Still haven't met me yet (a terrible choice so far, lol) ![]() | |||
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"Woke up once because I had an orgasm. Can't remember the dream unfortunately, but must have been pretty good x" I’ve heard of a few people that do this x | |||
"I had a dream last night it was quite vivid and as I have a detailed memory that some can testify to ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Wow! I have to admit that I got really turned on reading this Peter, until the window cleaner part lol ![]() | |||
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"I had a dream last night it was quite vivid and as I have a detailed memory that some can testify to ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's just a dream, it's not like I would or can be like that in a real situation with a woman. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
"I had a dream last night it was quite vivid and as I have a detailed memory that some can testify to ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Still it's a hot dream though ![]() | |||
"Woke up once because I had an orgasm. Can't remember the dream unfortunately, but must have been pretty good x I’ve heard of a few people that do this x" Keep hoping it'll happen again, but looks like it was a one off. Best way ever to start my day!! | |||
"I thought I'd picked up a copy of Men Only from 1986 and it fell open at the readers wives section ![]() I was thinking "Dear Penthouse Forum..."! ![]() | |||
"I thought I'd picked up a copy of Men Only from 1986 and it fell open at the readers wives section ![]() ![]() Oh the memories, and good Ines ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out. " At least you got invited over! | |||
"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out. At least you got invited over! " In my dreams. Lol | |||
"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out. " You free tonight ![]() ![]() | |||
"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out. At least you got invited over! In my dreams. Lol" I don't even get that! ![]() | |||
"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out. At least you got invited over! In my dreams. Lol I don't even get that! ![]() I did get invited over, but only in my dreams. | |||
"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out. You free tonight ![]() ![]() I might be. Is your washing machine on just now. Coz it's a fine drying day. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out. You free tonight ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Was on first thing this morning...I'm so excited ![]() | |||
"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out. You free tonight ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Is that cause you had a seat on it during the spin cycle. ![]() ![]() | |||
"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out. You free tonight ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ah, the housewifes' friend! ![]() | |||
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"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on. I wonder what that means ![]() Also for this ![]() | |||
"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop? ![]() Get a band saw, and cut away your worktop. Job done. | |||
"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop? ![]() Would this qualify for the "withdrawal" method. ![]() ![]() | |||
"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop? ![]() Why? | |||
"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop? ![]() You can burn the wood on a fire for warmth in a post brexit Britain. WTF do you think? ![]() | |||
"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop? ![]() ![]() pmslllllll I so burst out laughing there ![]() ![]() | |||
"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop? ![]() ![]() Why would I want to be able to sit on top of the washing machine ![]() | |||
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"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop? ![]() ![]() ![]() Stop being so twisted and awkward. It's not a good look on anyone. | |||
"You unblocking me and making your dreams coming true lol ![]() ![]() Whos dreams?!? Lol | |||
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"You unblocking me and making your dreams coming true lol ![]() ![]() I've seen Miss Cherry in action in cam chat, I think I'd see her in my nightmares! ![]() | |||
"You unblocking me and making your dreams coming true lol ![]() ![]() ![]() Take that as a compliment shall i lol! | |||
"I had all sorts of crazy dreams last night about animals and a terrible broken sleep. Blaming the 4 packets of Frazzled bacon flavoured crisps I stole from the wean's Halloween stash. I'm a shite vegetarian ![]() The way to doggy's heart is by cooking bacon, it would seem! It can cure any vegetarian. There is no cure for vagetatianism, though. | |||
"You unblocking me and making your dreams coming true lol ![]() ![]() ![]() In a roundabout way! I think that poor guys arse was rid raw! | |||
"I had all sorts of crazy dreams last night about animals and a terrible broken sleep. Blaming the 4 packets of Frazzled bacon flavoured crisps I stole from the wean's Halloween stash. I'm a shite vegetarian ![]() I'm a shite vagitarian too if you believe the rumours ![]() | |||
"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop? ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm sorry I didn't play along with the shit joke | |||
"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop? ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd rather you just shut up. | |||
"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop? ![]() ![]() ![]() That's just too bad ![]() | |||
"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop? ![]() ![]() ![]() The person in question openly admits to loves starting/seeing arguments on the posts and seeing the posts go off their normal objective. If you continue to argue your only doing what they want. For me, those types of people, just ignore and continue the post along the way it was originally intended. The dream is about 'fucked up dreams' so hopefully people have more to say what they dreamt about during their dreams and how it was fucked up ![]() ![]() | |||
" The person in question openly admits to loves starting/seeing arguments on the posts and seeing the posts go off their normal objective. " Stop making things up ![]() | |||
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"True story. My sister dreamt she was on a cruise ship, the ship starts sinking, she had to swim to get to the life boat and when she woke up her water bed had burst. " lollllll, brilliant. What made the bed burst ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
"True story. My sister dreamt she was on a cruise ship, the ship starts sinking, she had to swim to get to the life boat and when she woke up her water bed had burst. lollllll, brilliant. What made the bed burst ![]() ![]() ![]() My nephew had hidden her broach unt the mattress and it had warn away the mattress over a long period of time. I think. | |||
"The dream is about 'fucked up dreams' so hopefully people have more to say what they dreamt about during their dreams and how it was fucked up ![]() ![]() I have to admit I don't have sex dreams, at least not that I remember. I have recurring dreams of being separated from people, and trying to get to where they are. I usually have a crap old phone, and either have to cycle part of the way, or get a bus. I can't ride a bike, and haven't been on a bus in 20 odd years. That's as weird as it gets. Apart from all the prostitute murders. | |||
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"Does anyone suffer from Sleep Paralysis?" Is that when you're not quite asleep, but can't move? I had that sometimes (also back in my childhood days), weird as hell | |||
"Does anyone suffer from Sleep Paralysis? Is that when you're not quite asleep, but can't move? I had that sometimes (also back in my childhood days), weird as hell" Yes. I've been affected for about a year. I have no idea why. | |||
"Does anyone suffer from Sleep Paralysis? Is that when you're not quite asleep, but can't move? I had that sometimes (also back in my childhood days), weird as hell Yes. I've been affected for about a year. I have no idea why." Think for grown ups it's usually stress related, isn't it? x | |||
"Does anyone suffer from Sleep Paralysis? Is that when you're not quite asleep, but can't move? I had that sometimes (also back in my childhood days), weird as hell Yes. I've been affected for about a year. I have no idea why. Think for grown ups it's usually stress related, isn't it? x" Nobody can tell me. Docs don't understand it. | |||
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