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"That I was driving over the Kingston bridge and it was 3x the hight and I couldn’t steer my car properly. I then dreamt that my bottom front tooth split and came out in 2 sections. Safe to say we both had fucked up dreams. " Aww losing teeth in a dream | |||
"That I was driving over the Kingston bridge and it was 3x the hight and I couldn’t steer my car properly. I then dreamt that my bottom front tooth split and came out in 2 sections. Safe to say we both had fucked up dreams. Aww losing teeth in a dream " Been a while since I’ve had that dream normally it’s my back teeth which turn to stone or crumble before falling out | |||
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"My dream last night was about death! " Did you die eating a starbar | |||
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"My dream last night was about death! Did you die eating a starbar " Nooooo, no one ever died eating a starbar! | |||
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"I had a dream last night it was quite vivid and as I have a detailed memory that some can testify to I felt my dream was true somehow. I dreamt I was playing with a female in bed she went to the toilet and I followed her in, then I started kissing the back of her neck as my hands were roaming around her hair and her neck and then both of us got more rougher and intense as she want leaning over the sink looking in the mirror back at me, watching my muscles tighten. She started to gyrate her ass against my groin and as she got me aroused my cock was rock hard and I felt her opening up for me and then I couldn't resist, grabbing her hair tightly as she looked in the mirror watching and then I slide my cock in her pussy and she just wanted more as I tightened my muscles up he could feel me growing inside her. All this time she's looking at me in the mirror, one of my hand son the base of my cock pounding it in and my other hand swapping between her neck and her hair, gripping tightly and then, I couldn't help it, I pulled my cock out and pulled one of her ass cheeks wider and started to force my cock I her ass, she's excited at this time, looking at me, eyes rolling, wanting it harder, then I lean forward, gripping her hair and whispering in her ear, "your fucking mine" and as I forced my cock in she felt that pop as my shaft forced its full length right in and sliding it in her and then out of her, gripping hard I put my back against the wall, this point I'm leaning (tight hallway bathroom). I then stop and she looks at me and I say "I'm yours to enjoy". She then knows that's she's in control, sliding her ass up and down my shaft and I keep still with my cock erect, all the time she's looking in the mirror looking back at me, biting her lip, her mouth starting to salivate, her heart beating faster knowing this is for her and then it really starts to get intense when...... (fuck, chap at the window, the cleaner wakes me up), DAMG, DAMG, DAMG Honestly the ending was amazing " So what your saying is you had wet dream | |||
"I had a dream last night it was quite vivid and as I have a detailed memory that some can testify to I felt my dream was true somehow. I dreamt I was playing with a female in bed she went to the toilet and I followed her in, then I started kissing the back of her neck as my hands were roaming around her hair and her neck and then both of us got more rougher and intense as she want leaning over the sink looking in the mirror back at me, watching my muscles tighten. She started to gyrate her ass against my groin and as she got me aroused my cock was rock hard and I felt her opening up for me and then I couldn't resist, grabbing her hair tightly as she looked in the mirror watching and then I slide my cock in her pussy and she just wanted more as I tightened my muscles up he could feel me growing inside her. All this time she's looking at me in the mirror, one of my hand son the base of my cock pounding it in and my other hand swapping between her neck and her hair, gripping tightly and then, I couldn't help it, I pulled my cock out and pulled one of her ass cheeks wider and started to force my cock I her ass, she's excited at this time, looking at me, eyes rolling, wanting it harder, then I lean forward, gripping her hair and whispering in her ear, "your fucking mine" and as I forced my cock in she felt that pop as my shaft forced its full length right in and sliding it in her and then out of her, gripping hard I put my back against the wall, this point I'm leaning (tight hallway bathroom). I then stop and she looks at me and I say "I'm yours to enjoy". She then knows that's she's in control, sliding her ass up and down my shaft and I keep still with my cock erect, all the time she's looking in the mirror looking back at me, biting her lip, her mouth starting to salivate, her heart beating faster knowing this is for her and then it really starts to get intense when...... (fuck, chap at the window, the cleaner wakes me up), DAMG, DAMG, DAMG Honestly the ending was amazing So what your saying is you had wet dream " No it was a fucked up dream cause the window cleaner woke me up by chapping the window so I never finished the dream and the poor girl in the dream never got to do what she intended to do in the toilet | |||
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"That I was driving over the Kingston bridge and it was 3x the hight and I couldn’t steer my car properly. I then dreamt that my bottom front tooth split and came out in 2 sections. Safe to say we both had fucked up dreams. Aww losing teeth in a dream Been a while since I’ve had that dream normally it’s my back teeth which turn to stone or crumble before falling out " . Dreaming about losing teeth is usually about feeling a loss of power and control in your life | |||
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"That I was driving over the Kingston bridge and it was 3x the hight and I couldn’t steer my car properly. I then dreamt that my bottom front tooth split and came out in 2 sections. Safe to say we both had fucked up dreams. Aww losing teeth in a dream Been a while since I’ve had that dream normally it’s my back teeth which turn to stone or crumble before falling out . Dreaming about losing teeth is usually about feeling a loss of power and control in your life " Maybe it’s connected to the 1st part of my dream ?? | |||
"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on. I wonder what that means " They say you dream about what your not getting in real life lol x | |||
"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on. I wonder what that means They say you dream about what your not getting in real life lol x" so true | |||
"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on. I wonder what that means They say you dream about what your not getting in real life lol x" Mines well n truly self explanatory lol! | |||
"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on. I wonder what that means They say you dream about what your not getting in real life lol x Mines well n truly self explanatory lol! " Yip I'm sure you haven't found anyone who can keep up or last. Guys are so murder at not lasting, typical. Must be so murder for females on here lolololl | |||
"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on. I wonder what that means They say you dream about what your not getting in real life lol x Mines well n truly self explanatory lol! Yip I'm sure you haven't found anyone who can keep up or last. Guys are so murder at not lasting, typical. Must be so murder for females on here lolololl " And the ones that can last end up acting like dickheads letting whats in their pants run away wi them | |||
"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on. I wonder what that means They say you dream about what your not getting in real life lol x Mines well n truly self explanatory lol! Yip I'm sure you haven't found anyone who can keep up or last. Guys are so murder at not lasting, typical. Must be so murder for females on here lolololl And the ones that can last end up acting like dickheads letting whats in their pants run away wi them " Lolol canny be me, fecking takes me ages to find mine even before I started | |||
"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on. I wonder what that means They say you dream about what your not getting in real life lol x Mines well n truly self explanatory lol! Yip I'm sure you haven't found anyone who can keep up or last. Guys are so murder at not lasting, typical. Must be so murder for females on here lolololl And the ones that can last end up acting like dickheads letting whats in their pants run away wi them " Sounds like you're just making bad choices | |||
"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on. I wonder what that means They say you dream about what your not getting in real life lol x Mines well n truly self explanatory lol! Yip I'm sure you haven't found anyone who can keep up or last. Guys are so murder at not lasting, typical. Must be so murder for females on here lolololl And the ones that can last end up acting like dickheads letting whats in their pants run away wi them Sounds like you're just making bad choices" Yep | |||
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" Sounds like you're just making bad choices Yep " Still haven't met me yet (a terrible choice so far, lol) | |||
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"Woke up once because I had an orgasm. Can't remember the dream unfortunately, but must have been pretty good x" I’ve heard of a few people that do this x | |||
"I had a dream last night it was quite vivid and as I have a detailed memory that some can testify to I felt my dream was true somehow. I dreamt I was playing with a female in bed she went to the toilet and I followed her in, then I started kissing the back of her neck as my hands were roaming around her hair and her neck and then both of us got more rougher and intense as she want leaning over the sink looking in the mirror back at me, watching my muscles tighten. She started to gyrate her ass against my groin and as she got me aroused my cock was rock hard and I felt her opening up for me and then I couldn't resist, grabbing her hair tightly as she looked in the mirror watching and then I slide my cock in her pussy and she just wanted more as I tightened my muscles up he could feel me growing inside her. All this time she's looking at me in the mirror, one of my hand son the base of my cock pounding it in and my other hand swapping between her neck and her hair, gripping tightly and then, I couldn't help it, I pulled my cock out and pulled one of her ass cheeks wider and started to force my cock I her ass, she's excited at this time, looking at me, eyes rolling, wanting it harder, then I lean forward, gripping her hair and whispering in her ear, "your fucking mine" and as I forced my cock in she felt that pop as my shaft forced its full length right in and sliding it in her and then out of her, gripping hard I put my back against the wall, this point I'm leaning (tight hallway bathroom). I then stop and she looks at me and I say "I'm yours to enjoy". She then knows that's she's in control, sliding her ass up and down my shaft and I keep still with my cock erect, all the time she's looking in the mirror looking back at me, biting her lip, her mouth starting to salivate, her heart beating faster knowing this is for her and then it really starts to get intense when...... (fuck, chap at the window, the cleaner wakes me up), DAMG, DAMG, DAMG Honestly the ending was amazing " Wow! I have to admit that I got really turned on reading this Peter, until the window cleaner part lol x | |||
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"I had a dream last night it was quite vivid and as I have a detailed memory that some can testify to I felt my dream was true somehow. I dreamt I was playing with a female in bed she went to the toilet and I followed her in, then I started kissing the back of her neck as my hands were roaming around her hair and her neck and then both of us got more rougher and intense as she want leaning over the sink looking in the mirror back at me, watching my muscles tighten. She started to gyrate her ass against my groin and as she got me aroused my cock was rock hard and I felt her opening up for me and then I couldn't resist, grabbing her hair tightly as she looked in the mirror watching and then I slide my cock in her pussy and she just wanted more as I tightened my muscles up he could feel me growing inside her. All this time she's looking at me in the mirror, one of my hand son the base of my cock pounding it in and my other hand swapping between her neck and her hair, gripping tightly and then, I couldn't help it, I pulled my cock out and pulled one of her ass cheeks wider and started to force my cock I her ass, she's excited at this time, looking at me, eyes rolling, wanting it harder, then I lean forward, gripping her hair and whispering in her ear, "your fucking mine" and as I forced my cock in she felt that pop as my shaft forced its full length right in and sliding it in her and then out of her, gripping hard I put my back against the wall, this point I'm leaning (tight hallway bathroom). I then stop and she looks at me and I say "I'm yours to enjoy". She then knows that's she's in control, sliding her ass up and down my shaft and I keep still with my cock erect, all the time she's looking in the mirror looking back at me, biting her lip, her mouth starting to salivate, her heart beating faster knowing this is for her and then it really starts to get intense when...... (fuck, chap at the window, the cleaner wakes me up), DAMG, DAMG, DAMG Honestly the ending was amazing Wow! I have to admit that I got really turned on reading this Peter, until the window cleaner part lol x" It's just a dream, it's not like I would or can be like that in a real situation with a woman. | |||
"I had a dream last night it was quite vivid and as I have a detailed memory that some can testify to I felt my dream was true somehow. I dreamt I was playing with a female in bed she went to the toilet and I followed her in, then I started kissing the back of her neck as my hands were roaming around her hair and her neck and then both of us got more rougher and intense as she want leaning over the sink looking in the mirror back at me, watching my muscles tighten. She started to gyrate her ass against my groin and as she got me aroused my cock was rock hard and I felt her opening up for me and then I couldn't resist, grabbing her hair tightly as she looked in the mirror watching and then I slide my cock in her pussy and she just wanted more as I tightened my muscles up he could feel me growing inside her. All this time she's looking at me in the mirror, one of my hand son the base of my cock pounding it in and my other hand swapping between her neck and her hair, gripping tightly and then, I couldn't help it, I pulled my cock out and pulled one of her ass cheeks wider and started to force my cock I her ass, she's excited at this time, looking at me, eyes rolling, wanting it harder, then I lean forward, gripping her hair and whispering in her ear, "your fucking mine" and as I forced my cock in she felt that pop as my shaft forced its full length right in and sliding it in her and then out of her, gripping hard I put my back against the wall, this point I'm leaning (tight hallway bathroom). I then stop and she looks at me and I say "I'm yours to enjoy". She then knows that's she's in control, sliding her ass up and down my shaft and I keep still with my cock erect, all the time she's looking in the mirror looking back at me, biting her lip, her mouth starting to salivate, her heart beating faster knowing this is for her and then it really starts to get intense when...... (fuck, chap at the window, the cleaner wakes me up), DAMG, DAMG, DAMG Honestly the ending was amazing Wow! I have to admit that I got really turned on reading this Peter, until the window cleaner part lol x It's just a dream, it's not like I would or can be like that in a real situation with a woman. " Still it's a hot dream though x | |||
"Woke up once because I had an orgasm. Can't remember the dream unfortunately, but must have been pretty good x I’ve heard of a few people that do this x" Keep hoping it'll happen again, but looks like it was a one off. Best way ever to start my day!! | |||
"I thought I'd picked up a copy of Men Only from 1986 and it fell open at the readers wives section " I was thinking "Dear Penthouse Forum..."! | |||
"I thought I'd picked up a copy of Men Only from 1986 and it fell open at the readers wives section I was thinking "Dear Penthouse Forum..."! " Oh the memories, and good Ines Bet most of all theses magazines are in decline with everything online now. | |||
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"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out. " At least you got invited over! | |||
"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out. At least you got invited over! " In my dreams. Lol | |||
"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out. " You free tonight | |||
"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out. At least you got invited over! In my dreams. Lol" I don't even get that! | |||
"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out. At least you got invited over! In my dreams. Lol I don't even get that! " I did get invited over, but only in my dreams. | |||
"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out. You free tonight " I might be. Is your washing machine on just now. Coz it's a fine drying day. | |||
"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out. You free tonight I might be. Is your washing machine on just now. Coz it's a fine drying day. " Was on first thing this morning...I'm so excited | |||
"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out. You free tonight I might be. Is your washing machine on just now. Coz it's a fine drying day. Was on first thing this morning...I'm so excited " Is that cause you had a seat on it during the spin cycle. | |||
"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out. You free tonight I might be. Is your washing machine on just now. Coz it's a fine drying day. Was on first thing this morning...I'm so excited Is that cause you had a seat on it during the spin cycle. " Ah, the housewifes' friend! | |||
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"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on. I wonder what that means They say you dream about what your not getting in real life lol x" Also for this | |||
"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop? " Get a band saw, and cut away your worktop. Job done. | |||
"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop? " Would this qualify for the "withdrawal" method. | |||
"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop? Get a band saw, and cut away your worktop. Job done." Why? | |||
"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop? Get a band saw, and cut away your worktop. Job done. Why? " You can burn the wood on a fire for warmth in a post brexit Britain. WTF do you think? | |||
"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop? Get a band saw, and cut away your worktop. Job done. Why? You can burn the wood on a fire for warmth in a post brexit Britain. WTF do you think? " pmslllllll I so burst out laughing there | |||
"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop? Get a band saw, and cut away your worktop. Job done. Why? You can burn the wood on a fire for warmth in a post brexit Britain. WTF do you think? " Why would I want to be able to sit on top of the washing machine | |||
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"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop? Get a band saw, and cut away your worktop. Job done. Why? You can burn the wood on a fire for warmth in a post brexit Britain. WTF do you think? Why would I want to be able to sit on top of the washing machine " Stop being so twisted and awkward. It's not a good look on anyone. | |||
"You unblocking me and making your dreams coming true lol " Whos dreams?!? Lol | |||
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"You unblocking me and making your dreams coming true lol Whos dreams?!? Lol" I've seen Miss Cherry in action in cam chat, I think I'd see her in my nightmares! | |||
"You unblocking me and making your dreams coming true lol Whos dreams?!? Lol I've seen Miss Cherry in action in cam chat, I think I'd see her in my nightmares! " Take that as a compliment shall i lol! | |||
"I had all sorts of crazy dreams last night about animals and a terrible broken sleep. Blaming the 4 packets of Frazzled bacon flavoured crisps I stole from the wean's Halloween stash. I'm a shite vegetarian " The way to doggy's heart is by cooking bacon, it would seem! It can cure any vegetarian. There is no cure for vagetatianism, though. | |||
"You unblocking me and making your dreams coming true lol Whos dreams?!? Lol I've seen Miss Cherry in action in cam chat, I think I'd see her in my nightmares! Take that as a compliment shall i lol!" In a roundabout way! I think that poor guys arse was rid raw! | |||
"I had all sorts of crazy dreams last night about animals and a terrible broken sleep. Blaming the 4 packets of Frazzled bacon flavoured crisps I stole from the wean's Halloween stash. I'm a shite vegetarian The way to doggy's heart is by cooking bacon, it would seem! It can cure any vegetarian. There is no cure for vagetatianism, though. " I'm a shite vagitarian too if you believe the rumours | |||
"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop? Get a band saw, and cut away your worktop. Job done. Why? You can burn the wood on a fire for warmth in a post brexit Britain. WTF do you think? Why would I want to be able to sit on top of the washing machine Stop being so twisted and awkward. It's not a good look on anyone." I'm sorry I didn't play along with the shit joke | |||
"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop? Get a band saw, and cut away your worktop. Job done. Why? You can burn the wood on a fire for warmth in a post brexit Britain. WTF do you think? Why would I want to be able to sit on top of the washing machine Stop being so twisted and awkward. It's not a good look on anyone. I'm sorry I didn't play along with the shit joke" I'd rather you just shut up. | |||
"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop? Get a band saw, and cut away your worktop. Job done. Why? You can burn the wood on a fire for warmth in a post brexit Britain. WTF do you think? Why would I want to be able to sit on top of the washing machine Stop being so twisted and awkward. It's not a good look on anyone. I'm sorry I didn't play along with the shit joke I'd rather you just shut up." That's just too bad | |||
"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop? Get a band saw, and cut away your worktop. Job done. Why? You can burn the wood on a fire for warmth in a post brexit Britain. WTF do you think? Why would I want to be able to sit on top of the washing machine Stop being so twisted and awkward. It's not a good look on anyone. I'm sorry I didn't play along with the shit joke I'd rather you just shut up." The person in question openly admits to loves starting/seeing arguments on the posts and seeing the posts go off their normal objective. If you continue to argue your only doing what they want. For me, those types of people, just ignore and continue the post along the way it was originally intended. The dream is about 'fucked up dreams' so hopefully people have more to say what they dreamt about during their dreams and how it was fucked up | |||
" The person in question openly admits to loves starting/seeing arguments on the posts and seeing the posts go off their normal objective. " Stop making things up | |||
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"True story. My sister dreamt she was on a cruise ship, the ship starts sinking, she had to swim to get to the life boat and when she woke up her water bed had burst. " lollllll, brilliant. What made the bed burst I dreamt I was in a waterfall and the ex was pouring water on my face as I slept The fucker | |||
"True story. My sister dreamt she was on a cruise ship, the ship starts sinking, she had to swim to get to the life boat and when she woke up her water bed had burst. lollllll, brilliant. What made the bed burst I dreamt I was in a waterfall and the ex was pouring water on my face as I slept The fucker " My nephew had hidden her broach unt the mattress and it had warn away the mattress over a long period of time. I think. | |||
"The dream is about 'fucked up dreams' so hopefully people have more to say what they dreamt about during their dreams and how it was fucked up " I have to admit I don't have sex dreams, at least not that I remember. I have recurring dreams of being separated from people, and trying to get to where they are. I usually have a crap old phone, and either have to cycle part of the way, or get a bus. I can't ride a bike, and haven't been on a bus in 20 odd years. That's as weird as it gets. Apart from all the prostitute murders. | |||
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"Does anyone suffer from Sleep Paralysis?" Is that when you're not quite asleep, but can't move? I had that sometimes (also back in my childhood days), weird as hell | |||
"Does anyone suffer from Sleep Paralysis? Is that when you're not quite asleep, but can't move? I had that sometimes (also back in my childhood days), weird as hell" Yes. I've been affected for about a year. I have no idea why. | |||
"Does anyone suffer from Sleep Paralysis? Is that when you're not quite asleep, but can't move? I had that sometimes (also back in my childhood days), weird as hell Yes. I've been affected for about a year. I have no idea why." Think for grown ups it's usually stress related, isn't it? x | |||
"Does anyone suffer from Sleep Paralysis? Is that when you're not quite asleep, but can't move? I had that sometimes (also back in my childhood days), weird as hell Yes. I've been affected for about a year. I have no idea why. Think for grown ups it's usually stress related, isn't it? x" Nobody can tell me. Docs don't understand it. | |||
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