So sat in the house bored out my heed, off work with a cracked heel bone. Was away with the lads on Sat and on way back dying for the bus to stop for a piss, when he eventually stopped I decided it be quicker to jump out the fire exit .... so that's how I got my stupid injury.
There must be others who've been d*unk done something daft n hurted themselfs  |
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Was sat in a house drinking vodka, felt fine. Went out the front door and the fresh air hit me, I keeled over and face-planted on the concrete path. My equally d*unk friend tried to catch me and fell over a hedge! I had to start a new job 2 days later with the skin scraped off half my face  lesson learned!! |
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"So sat in the house bored out my heed, off work with a cracked heel bone. Was away with the lads on Sat and on way back dying for the bus to stop for a piss, when he eventually stopped I decided it be quicker to jump out the fire exit .... so that's how I got my stupid injury.
There must be others who've been d*unk done something daft n hurted themselfs "
You could have been a Darwin Awards candidate if you'd tried harder. |
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"Was sat in a house drinking vodka, felt fine. Went out the front door and the fresh air hit me, I keeled over and face-planted on the concrete path. My equally d*unk friend tried to catch me and fell over a hedge! I had to start a new job 2 days later with the skin scraped off half my face lesson learned!!"
Shit! Bet that was some 1st day lol |
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Going back to a party years ago. My pal knew a short cut. Just over this wee wall. Aye it was a 10 ft fuckin drop on the other side. Right in the bushes. Cracked my elbow. Still sore when I lean on it x |
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"Going back to a party years ago. My pal knew a short cut. Just over this wee wall. Aye it was a 10 ft fuckin drop on the other side. Right in the bushes. Cracked my elbow. Still sore when I lean on it x"
Dont lean on it then  |
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"Going back to a party years ago. My pal knew a short cut. Just over this wee wall. Aye it was a 10 ft fuckin drop on the other side. Right in the bushes. Cracked my elbow. Still sore when I lean on it x"
Thats my fear here that it'll still be sore now and again down the line! |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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I cut my little finger on a knife while washing up.
Ok. No big deal. You’ll live I hear you say.
That’s what I thought too. 
Fast forward 4 days and I’m in surgery for 21/2 hours with 2 specialist surgeons. 4 weeks in a brace and still can’t bend the tip of my little finger as I had severed the tendon and the surgery to reattach it which opened up half my hand failed |
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