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Which Type of Porn Video Would You Be In
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over a year ago
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A friend of mine is going to do some adult porn videos and they are a certain type so it got me thinking, If you were going to do a porn shoot, what type would you go for.
1on1, double penetration, rough, S&M, BDSM, gangbang etc.. this is for all sexes to say.
Also just cause you might never want to be in one just what one would you think you would choose if there was a choice   |
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I think I’d be cheesy70s soft porn. The ones with the bad story lines, lots of innuendo and fake groans followed by strategically placed hands and dry humping. I’d also sport a big Afro bush too for comedy effect.
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I’ll be in a big tit roleplay - like me getting a medical done by a busty nurse (or two)
Or getting shagged rotten by a female taxi or seduced by a big tit babysitter |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll be in a big tit roleplay - like me getting a medical done by a busty nurse (or two)
Or getting shagged rotten by a female taxi or seduced by a big tit babysitter "
***oops female taxi driver |
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over a year ago
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"Bit of BDSM where I'd tie up and torment the Mrs with plethora of toys then someone comes and joins me in fucking her "
. Neverrrrrrrrr
Really. Wooowwww |
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"I would be that housewife who seduces the plumber.
Is Ronald Villiers doing the voiceover dubbing? "
Lololol wouldn't that be brilliant and the hiysewufe would be Anne from little Britain  |
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"I would play Ronnie Pickering in a porno. That guy maybe wouldn’t be so angry if he got laid "
"Do you know who I am?....Do you?"
I watch the YouTube clip every now and then. Always guaranteed to cheer me up. |
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"I think I’d be cheesy70s soft porn. The ones with the bad story lines, lots of innuendo and fake groans followed by strategically placed hands and dry humping. I’d also sport a big Afro bush too for comedy effect.
Mrs "
I'd be your big bush |
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"I think I’d be cheesy70s soft porn. The ones with the bad story lines, lots of innuendo and fake groans followed by strategically placed hands and dry humping. I’d also sport a big Afro bush too for comedy effect.
Mrs
I'd be your big bush "
Haha now are we talking the privet hedge kind or big pube bonanza |
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"I think I’d be cheesy70s soft porn. The ones with the bad story lines, lots of innuendo and fake groans followed by strategically placed hands and dry humping. I’d also sport a big Afro bush too for comedy effect.
Mrs
I'd be your big bush
Haha now are we talking the privet hedge kind or big pube bonanza"
Big pube bonanza |
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"I think I’d be cheesy70s soft porn. The ones with the bad story lines, lots of innuendo and fake groans followed by strategically placed hands and dry humping. I’d also sport a big Afro bush too for comedy effect.
Mrs
I'd be your big bush
Haha now are we talking the privet hedge kind or big pube bonanza
Big pube bonanza "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think I’d be cheesy70s soft porn. The ones with the bad story lines, lots of innuendo and fake groans followed by strategically placed hands and dry humping. I’d also sport a big Afro bush too for comedy effect.
Mrs
I'd be your big bush
Haha now are we talking the privet hedge kind or big pube bonanza
Big pube bonanza "
Are you ditching the ladyshave/hedge trimmer then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think I’d be cheesy70s soft porn. The ones with the bad story lines, lots of innuendo and fake groans followed by strategically placed hands and dry humping. I’d also sport a big Afro bush too for comedy effect.
Mrs
I'd be your big bush
Haha now are we talking the privet hedge kind or big pube bonanza
Big pube bonanza
Are you ditching the ladyshave/hedge trimmer then?"
Edward Scissorhands would struggle with this bastard if it's left to it's own devices for a week. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think I’d be cheesy70s soft porn. The ones with the bad story lines, lots of innuendo and fake groans followed by strategically placed hands and dry humping. I’d also sport a big Afro bush too for comedy effect.
Mrs
I'd be your big bush
Haha now are we talking the privet hedge kind or big pube bonanza
Big pube bonanza
Are you ditching the ladyshave/hedge trimmer then?
Edward Scissorhands would struggle with this bastard if it's left to it's own devices for a week."
Get one of those cooks blow torches. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ruined orgasms? Enlighten me?
My own definition of this is when one of the wee folk wander into the room at that crucial moment and announce they can't reach the Weetabix.
I'm guessing yours is slightly different? |
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"Voyeurism for me love watch A man and a woman fucking "
Did that at the weekend but it was watching 6 guys and 4 women.
Fecking murder switching seats all the time to get a better view |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Voyeurism for me love watch A man and a woman fucking
Did that at the weekend but it was watching 6 guys and 4 women.
Fecking murder switching seats all the time to get a better view "
Get a periscope. |
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"Ruined orgasms? Enlighten me?
My own definition of this is when one of the wee folk wander into the room at that crucial moment and announce they can't reach the Weetabix.
I'm guessing yours is slightly different? "
Oh it is so evil. But so good... you play with your victim. Taking them to edge time and time again.. when they are begging you for release.. you take them right to the edge and just before they pop you let go.. left with no stimulation, but to far gone, they cum without the follow through touch to expel the seed. the frustration is terrible... it is totally wicked, evil and devine...
Mistress Amelia  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ruined orgasms? Enlighten me?
My own definition of this is when one of the wee folk wander into the room at that crucial moment and announce they can't reach the Weetabix.
I'm guessing yours is slightly different?
Oh it is so evil. But so good... you play with your victim. Taking them to edge time and time again.. when they are begging you for release.. you take them right to the edge and just before they pop you let go.. left with no stimulation, but to far gone, they cum without the follow through touch to expel the seed. the frustration is terrible... it is totally wicked, evil and devine...
Mistress Amelia "
....kinda like you leaving me waiting two days for a reply to my question
I'm a greedy bitch....enjoy and need my stimulation before, during and a wee bit after I "pop"; |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ruined orgasms? Enlighten me?
My own definition of this is when one of the wee folk wander into the room at that crucial moment and announce they can't reach the Weetabix.
I'm guessing yours is slightly different?
Oh it is so evil. But so good... you play with your victim. Taking them to edge time and time again.. when they are begging you for release.. you take them right to the edge and just before they pop you let go.. left with no stimulation, but to far gone, they cum without the follow through touch to expel the seed. the frustration is terrible... it is totally wicked, evil and devine...
Mistress Amelia
....kinda like you leaving me waiting two days for a reply to my question
I'm a greedy bitch....enjoy and need my stimulation before, during and a wee bit after I "pop"; "
I've been busy prepping for Halloween. It is our version of Christmas.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ruined orgasms? Enlighten me?
My own definition of this is when one of the wee folk wander into the room at that crucial moment and announce they can't reach the Weetabix.
I'm guessing yours is slightly different?
Oh it is so evil. But so good... you play with your victim. Taking them to edge time and time again.. when they are begging you for release.. you take them right to the edge and just before they pop you let go.. left with no stimulation, but to far gone, they cum without the follow through touch to expel the seed. the frustration is terrible... it is totally wicked, evil and devine...
Mistress Amelia
....kinda like you leaving me waiting two days for a reply to my question
I'm a greedy bitch....enjoy and need my stimulation before, during and a wee bit after I "pop";
I've been busy prepping for Halloween. It is our version of Christmas.. "
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"Ruined orgasms? Enlighten me?
My own definition of this is when one of the wee folk wander into the room at that crucial moment and announce they can't reach the Weetabix.
I'm guessing yours is slightly different? "
This made me laugh out loud |
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"Ruined orgasms? Enlighten me?
My own definition of this is when one of the wee folk wander into the room at that crucial moment and announce they can't reach the Weetabix.
I'm guessing yours is slightly different? "
Nearly died laughing at that....same happened in my house...just cocopops not Wheetabix!!!! |
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Mine would involve a scenario where I was a dental nurse and I overpowered the dentist, tied him to his chair and tortured him with his dental tools, tied him up and gagged)blindfolded him before making him watch me play with the receptionist whilst trussed up like a chicken. And yep a similar scenario did take place a number of years ago
My only fantasies involve dom scenes where I get to be the dom. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine would involve a scenario where I was a dental nurse and I overpowered the dentist, tied him to his chair and tortured him with his dental tools, tied him up and gagged)blindfolded him before making him watch me play with the receptionist whilst trussed up like a chicken. And yep a similar scenario did take place a number of years ago
My only fantasies involve dom scenes where I get to be the dom."
You've actually just reminded me of a porn scene I saw ages ago where the female patient is seduced by the dentist. He had her pinned to the chair and did all sorts to her. It was really cheesy but also very hot. ....Aaaaaahhhhh...memories.
(Skips off to wring out her knickers in the bog). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine would involve a scenario where I was a dental nurse and I overpowered the dentist, tied him to his chair and tortured him with his dental tools, tied him up and gagged)blindfolded him before making him watch me play with the receptionist whilst trussed up like a chicken. And yep a similar scenario did take place a number of years ago
My only fantasies involve dom scenes where I get to be the dom.
You've actually just reminded me of a porn scene I saw ages ago where the female patient is seduced by the dentist. He had her pinned to the chair and did all sorts to her. It was really cheesy but also very hot. ....Aaaaaahhhhh...memories.
(Skips off to wring out her knickers in the bog)."
So... Not like Marathon Man then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fake taxi for me! Love the line what do you mean you've forgotten your purse "
Female fake taxi for me with Rebecca More as the taxi driver - I’d die a happy man |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fake taxi for me! Love the line what do you mean you've forgotten your purse
Female fake taxi for me with Rebecca More as the taxi driver - I’d die a happy man "
She looks well equiped, in the event of a crash!  |
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I have a mad scene in my head which goes like this :
Walking down the street I spot a gorgeous busty cop who shouts on me to stay where I am - I’m thinking oh no not her again because she’s always stopping and searching me - soon enough she’s raking thru my pockets grabbing my bulge - I shout will u fucking stop that !!! She says I’ll arrest u - I say good cause I fancy you rotten and I’ve always wanted to fuck u
Her eyes twinkle and she says right you’re under arrest - handcuffs me and whisks me to the station - there she just keeps me in handcuffs but teases me silly so much so I faint - I come round and see a gorgeous busty nurse the dead spit of the cop - I shout where is that cop she nearly killed me - the nurse goes oh you mean my sister ? The cop turns up and says I’m so sorry don’t tell my boss I’ll do anything- my eyes twinkle and I say well I’ve always wanted to fuck you and your sister can join in
I’ll leave the rest to your imagination |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a mad scene in my head which goes like this :
Walking down the street I spot a gorgeous busty cop who shouts on me to stay where I am - I’m thinking oh no not her again because she’s always stopping and searching me - soon enough she’s raking thru my pockets grabbing my bulge - I shout will u fucking stop that !!! She says I’ll arrest u - I say good cause I fancy you rotten and I’ve always wanted to fuck u
Her eyes twinkle and she says right you’re under arrest - handcuffs me and whisks me to the station - there she just keeps me in handcuffs but teases me silly so much so I faint - I come round and see a gorgeous busty nurse the dead spit of the cop - I shout where is that cop she nearly killed me - the nurse goes oh you mean my sister ? The cop turns up and says I’m so sorry don’t tell my boss I’ll do anything- my eyes twinkle and I say well I’ve always wanted to fuck you and your sister can join in
I’ll leave the rest to your imagination "
I had a busty blonde nurse for real, yesterday, but she was the same circumference as her height. (5" nuthin'!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Y'kno how they got parody pornos, of popular shows and such?
Yeah, I'd do that scene from GoT with Jon Snow in that cave...
Oh! Or that scene with Khal Drogo, getting all rough n stuff. "
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