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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

This place is full of weird and wonderful people with all kinds of kinks, what’s the most out there/strangest one you’ve received and did you go through with it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There is a guy that asks around once a month to lick my wife out once I have cum in her.

Its a cut and paste message so I'm sure a few couples get this.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To fill my ass with custard and then eat it out with a straw.

I declined

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Was asked if a guy could move in with us and dominate the whole family x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had a request to go round and kick the shit out of a guy a few weeks ago.....how come it's never the ones you want to kick in the stones who ask this?!

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By *ugs and JunkCouple  over a year ago

Bellshill

For me to use him as a toilet

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Was asked if a guy could move in with us and dominate the whole family x"

Oh to be a fly on the wall when Mr read that message!

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By *andsCouple  over a year ago

Edin

We had a couple invite us over but the disclaimed was they only wanted me to play... they did state however they had all the latest games for their console to keep Mr entertained whilst there!!!

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By *andsCouple  over a year ago

Edin

**disclaimer not disclaimed!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To fill my ass with custard and then eat it out with a straw.

I declined "

That's awful.

You can't eat custard through a straw.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To fill my ass with custard and then eat it out with a straw.

I declined

That's awful.

You can't eat custard through a straw."

Maybe if it was ambrisia but not birds ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To fill my ass with custard and then eat it out with a straw.

I declined

That's awful.

You can't eat custard through a straw.

Maybe if it was ambrisia but not birds ??"

It would have to be birds, from a bird.

Anyway, ambrosia comes from the front bottom.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Was asked if a guy could move in with us and dominate the whole family x"

Charles Manson springs to mind, some scary feckers out there!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This man wanted me to not see his picture go 300 miles away and at train station wait til he came up behind me blindfolded me put me in his car wanted a taken and non consensual scenario where id never know who he was

I was fearing the lines between taken scenario and real life scenario would be blurred lol

I had to re write this bout 4 times due to fab restrictions lol

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

I was offered sex by a sane woman

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By *ittle_missknowitallWoman  over a year ago

glasgow


"This man wanted me to not see his picture go 300 miles away and at train station wait til he came up behind me blindfolded me put me in his car wanted a taken and non consensual scenario where id never know who he was

I was fearing the lines between taken scenario and real life scenario would be blurred lol

I had to re write this bout 4 times due to fab restrictions lol"

Was he verified

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By *ittle_missknowitallWoman  over a year ago

glasgow


"This man wanted me to not see his picture go 300 miles away and at train station wait til he came up behind me blindfolded me put me in his car wanted a taken and non consensual scenario where id never know who he was

I was fearing the lines between taken scenario and real life scenario would be blurred lol

I had to re write this bout 4 times due to fab restrictions lol"

Was he verified or certified

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By *aughty bbMan  over a year ago

here there everywhere


"I was offered sex by a sane woman "

Naaaa

Not havinv that. You made that up didnt you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This man wanted me to not see his picture go 300 miles away and at train station wait til he came up behind me blindfolded me put me in his car wanted a taken and non consensual scenario where id never know who he was

I was fearing the lines between taken scenario and real life scenario would be blurred lol

I had to re write this bout 4 times due to fab restrictions lol

Was he verified or certified "

Aye he was but just by a couple of local girls to him lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I watch you whilst you have a poo?

Errrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It involved stinging nettles on his penis and balls... yeah I did, why not

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By *evilsAdvocate94Woman  over a year ago

edinburgh


"Can I watch you whilst you have a poo?

Errrrrrr "

I had this exact message at weekend! Deleted and blocked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I watch you whilst you have a poo?

Errrrrrr

I had this exact message at weekend! Deleted and blocked "

I just ignored him,mind I reckon I've had worse but that was the most recent one I could think of

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I was offered sex by a sane woman "

And then you woke up .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Would I like her to come round and be a topless waitress for me and my mates.....

Thanks but no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I watch you whilst you have a poo?

Errrrrrr

I had this exact message at weekend! Deleted and blocked

I just ignored him,mind I reckon I've had worse but that was the most recent one I could think of "

Did he mention a glass table

Seriously that’s fucked up!

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By *arroness NikkiWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

I got asked to be in a porn movie by some guy down south, probably total bullshit though.

Did try to take it as a compliment though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was offered sex by a sane woman "

Not on here, you weren't!

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By *evilsAdvocate94Woman  over a year ago

edinburgh


"Can I watch you whilst you have a poo?

Errrrrrr

I had this exact message at weekend! Deleted and blocked

I just ignored him,mind I reckon I've had worse but that was the most recent one I could think of

Did he mention a glass table

Seriously that’s fucked up! "

I didn’t even reply, I just blocked and deleted the message

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By *ighland gentlemanMan  over a year ago

Ardgay


"Can I watch you whilst you have a poo?

Errrrrrr "

That is surprisingly not an infrequent request.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

‘Can I get you pregnant? I’ll help you with money’

Um. No thanks?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To fill my ass with custard and then eat it out with a straw.

I declined "

Maybe he just hates doing dishes?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To fill my ass with custard and then eat it out with a straw.

I declined

Maybe he just hates doing dishes?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To fill my ass with custard and then eat it out with a straw.

I declined

Maybe he just hates doing dishes?"

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre


"This man wanted me to not see his picture go 300 miles away and at train station wait til he came up behind me blindfolded me put me in his car wanted a taken and non consensual scenario where id never know who he was

I was fearing the lines between taken scenario and real life scenario would be blurred lol

I had to re write this bout 4 times due to fab restrictions lol"

Ok this is extreme but is this not a bit of a fantasy scenario for some women , in a controlled environment way of course. I await the abuse replies from people it may have happened to and im sry its not meant to upset but for others i know theres a deep down fantasy there.

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By *agluvrMan  over a year ago

Airdrie


"Had a request to go round and kick the shit out of a guy a few weeks ago.....how come it's never the ones you want to kick in the stones who ask this?! "

Was that a lad down Ayrshire way by any chance? I got the same request, which I declined. I’ve never thrown a punch in my life and I’m not starting now.

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By *he Ginger PrincessWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have a guy that constantly asks if I have a (non-consensual 4 letter word) fantasy and can he be the one to do it. Weirdo.

Needless to say I didn't take him up on his offer!

And one guy who is obsessed with what denier tights I wear...each to their own I suppose.

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By *ay2571Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Once had a guy lick my armpits unexpectedly. Im quite ticklish there so it wasnt a turn on.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a guy that constantly asks if I have a (non-consensual 4 letter word) fantasy and can he be the one to do it. Weirdo.

Needless to say I didn't take him up on his offer!

And one guy who is obsessed with what denier tights I wear...each to their own I suppose. "

Can you not block any of them

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By *he Ginger PrincessWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I have a guy that constantly asks if I have a (non-consensual 4 letter word) fantasy and can he be the one to do it. Weirdo.

Needless to say I didn't take him up on his offer!

And one guy who is obsessed with what denier tights I wear...each to their own I suppose.

Can you not block any of them "

Blocked the first guy and reported him. Second guy I just ignore!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I got asked by a couple if I wanted to go take pics of them then clean up once he had cum inside her.

I declined.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I got asked once from a female if I had an Alsatian dog. I replied by saying 'No, but I have a goldfish, would that help?'

Never got a reply and she blocked me

Go figure eh

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre


"I got asked once from a female if I had an Alsatian dog. I replied by saying 'No, but I have a goldfish, would that help?'

Never got a reply and she blocked me

Go figure eh "

Have you not looked at the urban dictionary about owning a goldfish. ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Had a request to go round and kick the shit out of a guy a few weeks ago.....how come it's never the ones you want to kick in the stones who ask this?!

Was that a lad down Ayrshire way by any chance? I got the same request, which I declined. I’ve never thrown a punch in my life and I’m not starting now. "

I think he was actually....they are a bit odd down that way though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To fill my ass with custard and then eat it out with a straw.

I declined

That's awful.

You can't eat custard through a straw.

Maybe if it was ambrisia but not birds ??"

Devon knows how they make it up

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By *ringles0510Woman  over a year ago

Central Borders

An invite to watch a guy on cam deep throating a cucumber until he vomits over it and then he'd shove it up his arse is one that sticks to mind.

I declined btw, as tempting an offer it was

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An invite to watch a guy on cam deep throating a cucumber until he vomits over it and then he'd shove it up his arse is one that sticks to mind.

I declined btw, as tempting an offer it was "

How the fuck does someone even discover that this is their "thing"?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An invite to watch a guy on cam deep throating a cucumber until he vomits over it and then he'd shove it up his arse is one that sticks to mind.

I declined btw, as tempting an offer it was

How the fuck does someone even discover that this is their "thing"?

"

Hell the fuck do I know

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By *ikilovesCCouple  over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

The one who wanted close up pics of fine forearm hair springs to mind

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple  over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

One that always stays with me because it was so ghastly...

Would I let him suck on one of my used tampons.

I'm all for kinks don't get me wrong in fact , I'm rather open minded about what turns on others but this was just a little too close to the line for me.

Ss

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Some of these are outstanding ????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One that always stays with me because it was so ghastly...

Would I let him suck on one of my used tampons.

I'm all for kinks don't get me wrong in fact , I'm rather open minded about what turns on others but this was just a little too close to the line for me.

Ss

"

....ladies and gents.....we have a winner.

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"One that always stays with me because it was so ghastly...

Would I let him suck on one of my used tampons.

I'm all for kinks don't get me wrong in fact , I'm rather open minded about what turns on others but this was just a little too close to the line for me.

Ss

....ladies and gents.....we have a winner. "

Seconded

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By *ittle_missknowitallWoman  over a year ago

glasgow


"One that always stays with me because it was so ghastly...

Would I let him suck on one of my used tampons.

I'm all for kinks don't get me wrong in fact , I'm rather open minded about what turns on others but this was just a little too close to the line for me.

Ss

Definitely gets my vote

....ladies and gents.....we have a winner.

Seconded "

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By *ittle_missknowitallWoman  over a year ago

glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To put my knickers inside me and walk about with them in all day and let him wear them over his head to smell them eh sorry see ya lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A few years ago I had some asking if I'd like to watch the guy suck his own cock.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A few years ago I had some asking if I'd like to watch the guy suck his own cock."

Don't leave us hanging, did you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Holy shit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A few years ago I had some asking if I'd like to watch the guy suck his own cock."

Did he keep it in a jar in the freezer??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A few years ago I had some asking if I'd like to watch the guy suck his own cock.

Don't leave us hanging, did you? "

No, I politely declined.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A few years ago I had some asking if I'd like to watch the guy suck his own cock.

Did he keep it in a jar in the freezer?? "

Nope. It was still attached.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You all gonna try it now?

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By *ane DTV/TS  over a year ago

Glasgow ish

Does having someone ask you to wear hunter wellies and walk about the fields in them, before giving him a dirty "welly" job wank, count?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does having someone ask you to wear hunter wellies and walk about the fields in them, before giving him a dirty "welly" job wank, count?"

Not in rural areas. That's quite tame, and it gives the sheep a break.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You all gonna try it now? "

No, I'm not as flexible as I used to be!

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By *ighland gentlemanMan  over a year ago

Ardgay


"The one who wanted close up pics of fine forearm hair springs to mind "

Slightly better than asking for coarse forearm hair!

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By *agluvrMan  over a year ago

Airdrie


"Had a request to go round and kick the shit out of a guy a few weeks ago.....how come it's never the ones you want to kick in the stones who ask this?!

Was that a lad down Ayrshire way by any chance? I got the same request, which I declined. I’ve never thrown a punch in my life and I’m not starting now.

I think he was actually....they are a bit odd down that way though "

True story.

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By *agluvrMan  over a year ago

Airdrie


"An invite to watch a guy on cam deep throating a cucumber until he vomits over it and then he'd shove it up his arse is one that sticks to mind.

I declined btw, as tempting an offer it was

How the fuck does someone even discover that this is their "thing"?

"

I suspect alcohol might’ve been involved.

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By *exicolaMan  over a year ago

West Lothian

Your all shite bags

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS  over a year ago

Perth

The guy who messaged Me asking to help him out with his invention... he had invented a hat like the novelty hats with beer cans on the sides...

basically his had a funnel attached to a hose which would filter into his mouth and he wanted me to piss into the funnel..

I said I was only doing it if i get to drink 8 pints of guiness first.. and if i was feeling adventurous "I'd maybe have a massive vindaloo and also deposit 2ltrs of festering sludge into yer funnel ya wee freaky fudnugget"

well, that was the end of that dialogue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The guy who messaged Me asking to help him out with his invention... he had invented a hat like the novelty hats with beer cans on the sides...

basically his had a funnel attached to a hose which would filter into his mouth and he wanted me to piss into the funnel..

I said I was only doing it if i get to drink 8 pints of guiness first.. and if i was feeling adventurous "I'd maybe have a massive vindaloo and also deposit 2ltrs of festering sludge into yer funnel ya wee freaky fudnugget"

well, that was the end of that dialogue "

OMG jo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A few years ago I had some asking if I'd like to watch the guy suck his own cock."

I had a guy message and ask me that recently

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS  over a year ago

Perth


"The guy who messaged Me asking to help him out with his invention... he had invented a hat like the novelty hats with beer cans on the sides...

basically his had a funnel attached to a hose which would filter into his mouth and he wanted me to piss into the funnel..

I said I was only doing it if i get to drink 8 pints of guiness first.. and if i was feeling adventurous "I'd maybe have a massive vindaloo and also deposit 2ltrs of festering sludge into yer funnel ya wee freaky fudnugget"

well, that was the end of that dialogue

OMG jo "

Yeah, i suspect he messaged the wrong Tgirl

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By *vcarolTV/TS  over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Ive had a guy ask me to suck a dildo that’s been in me. Another wanted to pee in me.

Can’t top the previous winner.

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By *ittle_missknowitallWoman  over a year ago

glasgow


"A few years ago I had some asking if I'd like to watch the guy suck his own cock.

I had a guy message and ask me that recently "

Yup I’ve had the same message

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had a girl asking me to do anal with her then let her boyfriend suck my cock

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS  over a year ago

Perth


"I had a girl asking me to do anal with her then let her boyfriend suck my cock "

was it good?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey people

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Had a request to go round and kick the shit out of a guy a few weeks ago.....how come it's never the ones you want to kick in the stones who ask this?!

Was that a lad down Ayrshire way by any chance? I got the same request, which I declined. I’ve never thrown a punch in my life and I’m not starting now.

I think he was actually....they are a bit odd down that way though

True story. "

Had the same request a while back

I also declined

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Had a request to go round and kick the shit out of a guy a few weeks ago.....how come it's never the ones you want to kick in the stones who ask this?! "

I got same request each to there owen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got a message a few times asking if i would treat them like an adult baby and if they cld suck my boobs and feed off them and if i wld look after them like a baby

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