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"Years ago when the kids were wee we took them tobogganing at xscape, they then proceeded to tell everyone they had been bum riding at the weekend. 
K x"
Brilliant ...wee bit of coffee just flew out my nose there.
So you mean all these years when Mr has been asking to bum ride and I've been giving him the 'ol brown love, he actually wanted to go tobogganing?  |
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"Years ago when the kids were wee we took them tobogganing at xscape, they then proceeded to tell everyone they had been bum riding at the weekend.
K x
Brilliant ...wee bit of coffee just flew out my nose there.
So you mean all these years when Mr has been asking to bum ride and I've been giving him the 'ol brown love, he actually wanted to go tobogganing? "
That'll explain why he always looked bemused when you turned your arse to him |
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"Years ago when the kids were wee we took them tobogganing at xscape, they then proceeded to tell everyone they had been bum riding at the weekend.
K x
Brilliant ...wee bit of coffee just flew out my nose there.
So you mean all these years when Mr has been asking to bum ride and I've been giving him the 'ol brown love, he actually wanted to go tobogganing?
That'll explain why he always looked bemused when you turned your arse to him "
Never said no mind you..... |
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"Years ago when the kids were wee we took them tobogganing at xscape, they then proceeded to tell everyone they had been bum riding at the weekend.
K x
Brilliant ...wee bit of coffee just flew out my nose there.
So you mean all these years when Mr has been asking to bum ride and I've been giving him the 'ol brown love, he actually wanted to go tobogganing? "
Methinks it was a win win situation for both Mrs D lol |
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My 2 year old daughter loves yoghurts and practically lives off them ..but when she says the word it comes out as niggers haha ...always fun in Asda when she shouting niggers at the top of her voice haha...oh and black cunt juice
I'm permanently mortified haha |
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"My 2 year old daughter loves yoghurts and practically lives off them ..but when she says the word it comes out as niggers haha ...always fun in Asda when she shouting niggers at the top of her voice haha...oh and black cunt juice
I'm permanently mortified haha"
Haha brilliant |
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"My 2 year old daughter loves yoghurts and practically lives off them ..but when she says the word it comes out as niggers haha ...always fun in Asda when she shouting niggers at the top of her voice haha...oh and black cunt juice
I'm permanently mortified haha"
My friends father was an intolerable old racist and unknown to him when his dad took her out he outwardly called all foreigners D**rkies
On a bus one summers day an old Asian lady came on the bus She points out “D**rky Daddy D**rky Daddy “ He profusely apologises to the lady on the way off the bus |
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"My 2 year old daughter loves yoghurts and practically lives off them ..but when she says the word it comes out as niggers haha ...always fun in Asda when she shouting niggers at the top of her voice haha...oh and black cunt juice
I'm permanently mortified haha"
Awww!! Like when my nephew was wee and his favourite place was Burger King... Often heard telling us that he wanted buggering  |
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My oldest son, when in Orlando Airport very loudly observed to me, "dad, they speak Spanish here like it's a normal language." I spat my coffee everywhere. |
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When my eldest was about 31/2, we were walking through Greenwich park in London. My ex was pushing his younger brother in a pushchair and we were with some friends.....he was looking for the squirrels as we often fed them monkey nuts.
He found one and threw a peanut towards it (obviously not the best of throws) and it landed well short. So he ran over to pick it up and throw it again. Just as he got there a pigeon swooped in for it. My son swiftly kicked said pigeon up the ass and shouted as loud as he could ‘that’s for the squirrels - fuck off bastard pigeon’
My ex said all she could see was me walking away with my shoulders going as I was in hysterics and left her to tell him off. Needless to say, I got told off for teaching him they were ‘fucking bastards’ |
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My son when he was a tot got overly excited when he saw a black man and started shouting chocolate man.
It was because of the old lynx advert.
My bfs little cousin saw a guy with a turbin once in the mall and ran to him shouting genie |
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My 7 year old daughter announced to everyone today that she wants to be a lesbian when she grows up. I applaud her open mind but I had tears from laughing so much |
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