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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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On the radio this morning the were talking about cheesy chat up lines and I thought it be a fun thread so do your worse.
Mine is
That dress looks good on you
But would look better on the bedroom floor |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Read the forums and you'll see some of the cringiest cheesiest chat up lines imaginable 
Ive heard some women like a bit of cheese.   "
That'll explain your attempts at flirting then |
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Back then, the guy would say to a girl in a nightclub "here's 10p, go and phone your mother n tell her you'll be late home".
Nowadays they will pass their mobile to the female n say the same thing or would the girls do that to the lads
How do you like your eggs in the morning ? |
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"Back then, the guy would say to a girl in a nightclub "here's 10p, go and phone your mother n tell her you'll be late home".
Nowadays they will pass their mobile to the female n say the same thing or would the girls do that to the lads
How do you like your eggs in the morning ?"
Not fertilized would surely be the reply from women haha. |
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"Read the forums and you'll see some of the cringiest cheesiest chat up lines imaginable
Ive heard some women like a bit of cheese.
That'll explain your attempts at flirting then "
There probably an insult in there somewhere lol, but im afraid its went right over my head on this occasion lol. Xxx |
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My favourite was when a guy tried to hit on me in a bar and asked “did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
and I, without missing a beat, replied “ARE YOU CALLING ME SATAN?”
The poor boy looked terrified; worth it!
I had too much fun with it!
(For those who don’t know, scripture informs us that Satan is a fallen angel).  |
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"My favourite was when a guy tried to hit on me in a bar and asked “did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
and I, without missing a beat, replied “ARE YOU CALLING ME SATAN?”
The poor boy looked terrified; worth it!
I had too much fun with it!
(For those who don’t know, scripture informs us that Satan is a fallen angel). "
Now theres a first , a scripture quoting Fabber. Thats seriously amazing , well done you . Xxx
I never knew that and im THE Devil . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My favourite was when a guy tried to hit on me in a bar and asked “did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
and I, without missing a beat, replied “ARE YOU CALLING ME SATAN?”
The poor boy looked terrified; worth it!
I had too much fun with it!
(For those who don’t know, scripture informs us that Satan is a fallen angel).
Now theres a first , a scripture quoting Fabber. Thats seriously amazing , well done you . Xxx
I never knew that and im THE Devil . "
Just wondering when is the interdict and asbo up Helel ben Shahar? Come on I wasn’t that bad a neighbor was I? Or is it coz I didn’t call you Mr Morningstar 
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Worst I had was from a guy on here last Xmas...introducing himself as a sexy Santa and asking if I wanted to join his harem of elves.
Think I told him I'd rather remove my toenails with pliers. |
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Makes me sound an old bastard but “ chatting up” someone is disappearing. Tinder etc is making redundant!
Social media in general is affecting the art of chatting up!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Fancy a game of hide the truncheon?
Always disappointing though when you discover it's more Ladbrokes pencil than Mecca bingo dauber "
I used that one once but instead of the truncheon I said sausage 
She replied I don't like wee Willie winkys  |
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i have a tattoo of a ship on my penis. let women overhear you and gets them intrigued.they then say they dont believe you orcan they see it and you reply , i only show women in the bedroom and with most women being nosey they want to go to the bedroom. once there obviously you undress and women look for tattoo then you reply.well its a tattoo of the titanic so the bastard must have sunk lol. |
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