"Whoever first came up with the idea of cooking a pig deserves a statue in his honour"
True but he was lucky because you can eat everything in a pig even do black pudding with its blood!
I personally think the statue should go to the guy that came up with the idea of how to cook the fugu fish  |
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"Whoever first came up with the idea of cooking a pig deserves a statue in his honour
True but he was lucky because you can eat everything in a pig even do black pudding with its blood!
I personally think the statue should go to the guy that came up with the idea of how to cook the fugu fish "
We'll make it a memorial park and build statues to all who are deserving  |
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"Whoever first came up with the idea of cooking a pig deserves a statue in his honour
True but he was lucky because you can eat everything in a pig even do black pudding with its blood!
I personally think the statue should go to the guy that came up with the idea of how to cook the fugu fish
We'll make it a memorial park and build statues to all who are deserving "
Should make an interesting park  |
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"Vegetarian here.
'Mon the lentils!!!!!!!
Did you know vegetarian is a word from an ancient language and is loosely translated as 'terrible hunter' "
Makes sense...lentils can't run for fuck. |
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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago
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"Vegetarian here.
'Mon the lentils!!!!!!!
Did you know vegetarian is a word from an ancient language and is loosely translated as 'terrible hunter'
Makes sense...lentils can't run for fuck."
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 they're just not built for speed are they
Fiddly litte buggers to pick up though |
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"Vegetarian here.
'Mon the lentils!!!!!!!
Did you know vegetarian is a word from an ancient language and is loosely translated as 'terrible hunter'
Makes sense...lentils can't run for fuck."
They get their revenge with the wind they give you, teach you for eating them  |
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"What about the guy who milked the first cow, what did he think he was doing and why did he drink it  "
Well to be fair he probably was a pervert he’d seen women breast feed they wouldn’t let him near them so he thought he’d try an udder source . |
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"What about the guy who milked the first cow, what did he think he was doing and why did he drink it
Well to be fair he probably was a pervert he’d seen women breast feed they wouldn’t let him near them so he thought he’d try an udder source . "
I think this is the right answer
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Haggis(which I love) but who thought “see all that stuff like the heart, lungs lying in the corner that nobody eats? Let’s mince it all up together, throw in some seasoning, wrap it in intestines and cook it” |
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By *rB13400Man
over a year ago
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"Whoever first came up with the idea of cooking a pig deserves a statue in his honour
True but he was lucky because you can eat everything in a pig even do black pudding with its blood!
I personally think the statue should go to the guy that came up with the idea of how to cook the fugu fish "
I'm always reminded of the Simpson episode when homer eats the fugu fish and the apprentice sushi chef
Poison, poison, poison, ah tasty fish, always makes me chuckle |
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