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"All peppers start off green then change to to yellow...orange then red. Actually canny get my head round that. Thought they were different peppers. What things blow your mind x " Some of the objects I see inserted into orifices in the hot pics. I'd be shiteing myself to have a bath for a fortnight afterwards  | |||
"that pineapples grow upwards from the ground idk why I never questioned how they grow but it just seems wrong " You on the wind up x | |||
"All peppers start off green then change to to yellow...orange then red. Actually canny get my head round that. Thought they were different peppers. What things blow your mind x Some of the objects I see inserted into orifices in the hot pics. I'd be shiteing myself to have a bath for a fortnight afterwards "Big shitey bathbomb lol x | |||
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"All peppers start off green then change to to yellow...orange then red. Actually canny get my head round that. Thought they were different peppers. What things blow your mind x Some of the objects I see inserted into orifices in the hot pics. I'd be shiteing myself to have a bath for a fortnight afterwards
Big shitey bathbomb lol x"
Aye...don't see them selling too well in Lush somehow. | |||
"All cows are female." Whits a bull then x | |||
Also that Rick in the walking dead
Andrew Lincoln was in Love Actually !! | |||
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"All peppers start off green then change to to yellow...orange then red. Actually canny get my head round that. Thought they were different peppers. What things blow your mind x Some of the objects I see inserted into orifices in the hot pics. I'd be shiteing myself to have a bath for a fortnight afterwards "You mean like a big black dildo?  | |||
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"All peppers start off green then change to to yellow...orange then red. Actually canny get my head round that. Thought they were different peppers. What things blow your mind x Some of the objects I see inserted into orifices in the hot pics. I'd be shiteing myself to have a bath for a fortnight afterwards
You mean like a big black dildo? "It was a chocolate mould....first rule of Fab...things are rarely what they seem to be. | |||
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"What things blow your mind x " The regeneration process in certain species such as lizards and starfishes  | |||
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"That Sean Murray ..Mcgee in NCIS Was Thackery Binx in Hocus Pocus
Also that Rick in the walking dead
Andrew Lincoln was in Love Actually !!"Andrew Lincoln was also Egg in This Life | |||
"That the numbers on a toaster are minutes, not degrees of toastiness! " Jesus Christ. Never mind the scuddy pics.. the Fab subscription was worth it just for me to learn this fact! | |||
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"That only 8 people make all of the Blu Tack in the world for Bostik " WTF???????????????? | |||
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"All cows are female. Whits a bull then x" Well its a bull of course  | |||
"that pineapples grow upwards from the ground idk why I never questioned how they grow but it just seems wrong You on the wind up x" Google it strangest looking thighs ever | |||
"That the numbers on a toaster are minutes, not degrees of toastiness! Jesus Christ. Never mind the scuddy pics.. the Fab subscription was worth it just for me to learn this fact! "And the words "degrees of toastiness" | |||
"That the numbers on a toaster are minutes, not degrees of toastiness! Jesus Christ. Never mind the scuddy pics.. the Fab subscription was worth it just for me to learn this fact!
And the words "degrees of toastiness""
I'm going to ask Mr to start using this term as a polite alternative to "burnt tae fuck" and "fucking cremated" | |||
"That only 8 people make all of the Blu Tack in the world for Bostik WTF????????????????" Lol yip and that was a random work related call with a guy from Bostik! | |||
"All peppers start off green then change to to yellow...orange then red. Actually canny get my head round that. Thought they were different peppers. What things blow your mind x " The miracle that is child birth is the most mind blowing thing I think I’ll ever witness in my lifetime, always amazed me | |||
"That only 8 people make all of the Blu Tack in the world for Bostik " I think somones been pulling your leg | |||
"that pineapples grow upwards from the ground idk why I never questioned how they grow but it just seems wrong You on the wind up x Google it strangest looking thighs ever" I've never seen a dirty pineapple tho x | |||
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"All cows are female. Whits a bull then x" Male  | |||
"I'm buckled as some of these. Still can't get my head around all cows are female. You don't get female bulls so where the fuck do they come from. That actually kept me awake last night. And degrees of toastiness.....fuckin waaaaahhhhhhh x"Bulls are male, cows are female. Just like sheep are female and rams are male  | |||
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"We're made of atoms, and atoms are like 99.9999% empty space... it's a bit of a mindfuck "Do you read the forums? | |||
"We're made of atoms, and atoms are like 99.9999% empty space... it's a bit of a mindfuck
Do you read the forums? "I was til your avatar popped up... now the kecks are on the floor, mind blown well and truly | |||
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"I’ve never seen a baby pigeon!" I used to kill them for a job....ugly wee fuckers | |||
"I’ve never seen a baby pigeon! I used to kill them for a job....ugly wee fuckers" You know you're going to the bad fire, don't you? | |||
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"I’ve never seen a baby pigeon! I used to kill them for a job....ugly wee fuckers You know you're going to the bad fire, don't you? "Yeah I'm well aware of that | |||
"I'm buckled as some of these. Still can't get my head around all cows are female. You don't get female bulls so where the fuck do they come from. That actually kept me awake last night. And degrees of toastiness.....fuckin waaaaahhhhhhh x
Bulls are male, cows are female.
Just like sheep are female and rams are male "Your trying to educate the impossible lol. If they cant get their head around the difference between a male and female of a species we could add it , as another item to this list . Lol. Wonder how a meet would go from Fab lmao . Looking for a coffee meet with a , erm eh erm, the one with the dangly bits between their legs n can be seen scratching them vigorously when they think knowbody is watching.  | |||
"Wonder what the degree of toastieness the bad fire is set too."
Extra crispy baws setting. | |||
You can walk upstairs with a cow but not down stairs not that I have personally tried it
When someone dies they have 7 minutes of brain activity left and this is the brain playing back a dream like sequence of memories 
Tits | |||
"Wonder what the degree of toastieness the bad fire is set too.
Extra crispy baws setting."Ahhh number 2 and 4/5 on the knob lol just before burnt tae f@#k | |||
"I'm buckled as some of these. Still can't get my head around all cows are female. You don't get female bulls so where the fuck do they come from. That actually kept me awake last night. And degrees of toastiness.....fuckin waaaaahhhhhhh x
Bulls are male, cows are female.
Just like sheep are female and rams are male "Oh I'm well aware of that x | |||
"I’ve never seen a baby pigeon! I used to kill them for a job....ugly wee fuckers You know you're going to the bad fire, don't you?
Yeah I'm well aware of that "Me too  | |||
"Doctors messy handwriting kills over 7 thousand people a year
You can walk upstairs with a cow but not down stairs not that I have personally tried it
When someone dies they have 7 minutes of brain activity left and this is the brain playing back a dream like sequence of memories
Tits "It’s true, cows can’t walk down steps, only ramps. It’s something to do with their balance as they topple forward if they try. Would love to see one try though. | |||
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"Doctors messy handwriting kills over 7 thousand people a year
You can walk upstairs with a cow but not down stairs not that I have personally tried it
When someone dies they have 7 minutes of brain activity left and this is the brain playing back a dream like sequence of memories
Tits
It’s true, cows can’t walk down steps, only ramps. It’s something to do with their balance as they topple forward if they try.
Would love to see one try though. "Yer a bad man lol | |||
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"All peppers start off green then change to to yellow...orange then red. Actually canny get my head round that. Thought they were different peppers. What things blow your mind x " really ? Damn I didn’t know that either | |||
"Doctors messy handwriting kills over 7 thousand people a year
You can walk upstairs with a cow but not down stairs not that I have personally tried it
When someone dies they have 7 minutes of brain activity left and this is the brain playing back a dream like sequence of memories
Tits
It’s true, cows can’t walk down steps, only ramps. It’s something to do with their balance as they topple forward if they try.
Would love to see one try though. "It's not something you see everyday tho. Like a female one x | |||
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"Doctors messy handwriting kills over 7 thousand people a year
You can walk upstairs with a cow but not down stairs not that I have personally tried it
When someone dies they have 7 minutes of brain activity left and this is the brain playing back a dream like sequence of memories
Tits
It’s true, cows can’t walk down steps, only ramps. It’s something to do with their balance as they topple forward if they try.
Would love to see one try though.
It's not something you see everyday tho. Like a female one x"Probably because as already pointed out, they CANT do it . | |||
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"Doctors messy handwriting kills over 7 thousand people a year
You can walk upstairs with a cow but not down stairs not that I have personally tried it
When someone dies they have 7 minutes of brain activity left and this is the brain playing back a dream like sequence of memories
Tits
It’s true, cows can’t walk down steps, only ramps. It’s something to do with their balance as they topple forward if they try.
Would love to see one try though.
It's not something you see everyday tho. Like a female one x
Probably because as already pointed out, they CANT do it . "I was talking about the ramps lol It's not really common knowledge tho.....Like all cows are females lmfao wonder if it'll keep me awake tonight x | |||
"Doctors messy handwriting kills over 7 thousand people a year
You can walk upstairs with a cow but not down stairs not that I have personally tried it
When someone dies they have 7 minutes of brain activity left and this is the brain playing back a dream like sequence of memories
Tits
It’s true, cows can’t walk down steps, only ramps. It’s something to do with their balance as they topple forward if they try.
Would love to see one try though.
It's not something you see everyday tho. Like a female one x
Probably because as already pointed out, they CANT do it .
I was talking about the ramps lol
It's not really common knowledge tho.....Like all cows are females lmfao wonder if it'll keep me awake tonight x"I hope not.
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"Doctors messy handwriting kills over 7 thousand people a year
You can walk upstairs with a cow but not down stairs not that I have personally tried it
When someone dies they have 7 minutes of brain activity left and this is the brain playing back a dream like sequence of memories
Tits
It’s true, cows can’t walk down steps, only ramps. It’s something to do with their balance as they topple forward if they try.
Would love to see one try though.
It's not something you see everyday tho. Like a female one x
Probably because as already pointed out, they CANT do it .
I was talking about the ramps lol
It's not really common knowledge tho.....Like all cows are females lmfao wonder if it'll keep me awake tonight x
I hope not.
"Oh that's going to keep me awake for a long long time x | |||
"Doctors messy handwriting kills over 7 thousand people a year
You can walk upstairs with a cow but not down stairs not that I have personally tried it
When someone dies they have 7 minutes of brain activity left and this is the brain playing back a dream like sequence of memories
Tits
It’s true, cows can’t walk down steps, only ramps. It’s something to do with their balance as they topple forward if they try.
Would love to see one try though.
It's not something you see everyday tho. Like a female one x
Probably because as already pointed out, they CANT do it .
I was talking about the ramps lol
It's not really common knowledge tho.....Like all cows are females lmfao wonder if it'll keep me awake tonight x
I hope not.
Oh that's going to keep me awake for a long long time x"Well? Another night of insomnia? | |||
"Doctors messy handwriting kills over 7 thousand people a year
You can walk upstairs with a cow but not down stairs not that I have personally tried it
When someone dies they have 7 minutes of brain activity left and this is the brain playing back a dream like sequence of memories
Tits
It’s true, cows can’t walk down steps, only ramps. It’s something to do with their balance as they topple forward if they try.
Would love to see one try though.
It's not something you see everyday tho. Like a female one x
Probably because as already pointed out, they CANT do it .
I was talking about the ramps lol
It's not really common knowledge tho.....Like all cows are females lmfao wonder if it'll keep me awake tonight x
I hope not.
Oh that's going to keep me awake for a long long time x
Well? Another night of insomnia? "Maybe they should try counting sheep, or cows, or bulls or all 3 . | |||
"Doctors messy handwriting kills over 7 thousand people a year
You can walk upstairs with a cow but not down stairs not that I have personally tried it
When someone dies they have 7 minutes of brain activity left and this is the brain playing back a dream like sequence of memories
Tits
It’s true, cows can’t walk down steps, only ramps. It’s something to do with their balance as they topple forward if they try.
Would love to see one try though.
It's not something you see everyday tho. Like a female one x
Probably because as already pointed out, they CANT do it .
I was talking about the ramps lol
It's not really common knowledge tho.....Like all cows are females lmfao wonder if it'll keep me awake tonight x
I hope not.
Oh that's going to keep me awake for a long long time x
Well? Another night of insomnia? "Was up all night thinking about common knowledge. The sky is blue...the grass is green...all cows are female lmfao x | |||
"Doctors messy handwriting kills over 7 thousand people a year
You can walk upstairs with a cow but not down stairs not that I have personally tried it
When someone dies they have 7 minutes of brain activity left and this is the brain playing back a dream like sequence of memories
Tits
It’s true, cows can’t walk down steps, only ramps. It’s something to do with their balance as they topple forward if they try.
Would love to see one try though.
It's not something you see everyday tho. Like a female one x
Probably because as already pointed out, they CANT do it .
I was talking about the ramps lol
It's not really common knowledge tho.....Like all cows are females lmfao wonder if it'll keep me awake tonight x
I hope not.
Oh that's going to keep me awake for a long long time x
Well? Another night of insomnia?
Was up all night thinking about common knowledge. The sky is blue...the grass is green...all cows are female lmfao x"You said that 4 times now lmfao. Bet you tire of going on about it before everyone tires of laughing at your insomnia regarding it. Lmfao | |||
"Doctors messy handwriting kills over 7 thousand people a year
You can walk upstairs with a cow but not down stairs not that I have personally tried it
When someone dies they have 7 minutes of brain activity left and this is the brain playing back a dream like sequence of memories
Tits
It’s true, cows can’t walk down steps, only ramps. It’s something to do with their balance as they topple forward if they try.
Would love to see one try though.
It's not something you see everyday tho. Like a female one x
Probably because as already pointed out, they CANT do it .
I was talking about the ramps lol
It's not really common knowledge tho.....Like all cows are females lmfao wonder if it'll keep me awake tonight x
I hope not.
Oh that's going to keep me awake for a long long time x
Well? Another night of insomnia?
Was up all night thinking about common knowledge. The sky is blue...the grass is green...all cows are female lmfao x
You said that 4 times now lmfao. Bet you tire of going on about it before everyone tires of laughing at your insomnia regarding it. Lmfao "Nope. I'll gladly highlight the fact you didn't know all cows were female x | |||
"Doctors messy handwriting kills over 7 thousand people a year
You can walk upstairs with a cow but not down stairs not that I have personally tried it
When someone dies they have 7 minutes of brain activity left and this is the brain playing back a dream like sequence of memories
Tits
It’s true, cows can’t walk down steps, only ramps. It’s something to do with their balance as they topple forward if they try.
Would love to see one try though.
It's not something you see everyday tho. Like a female one x
Probably because as already pointed out, they CANT do it .
I was talking about the ramps lol
It's not really common knowledge tho.....Like all cows are females lmfao wonder if it'll keep me awake tonight x
I hope not.
Oh that's going to keep me awake for a long long time x
Well? Another night of insomnia?
Was up all night thinking about common knowledge. The sky is blue...the grass is green...all cows are female lmfao x
You said that 4 times now lmfao. Bet you tire of going on about it before everyone tires of laughing at your insomnia regarding it. Lmfao
Nope. I'll gladly highlight the fact you didn't know all cows were female x"Haha , i was quoting something my 7 year old granddaughter said with amazement and thought, that would be quite funny to put on your thread. What a shame you chose to try to wind someone up that put a light hearted statement on your thread . Get a life guys . Oh hold on did someone say sheep are female ? Chit , i never knew that either lmfao what about fish do you get fishesses . | |||
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"Doctors messy handwriting kills over 7 thousand people a year
You can walk upstairs with a cow but not down stairs not that I have personally tried it
When someone dies they have 7 minutes of brain activity left and this is the brain playing back a dream like sequence of memories
Tits
It’s true, cows can’t walk down steps, only ramps. It’s something to do with their balance as they topple forward if they try.
Would love to see one try though.
It's not something you see everyday tho. Like a female one x
Probably because as already pointed out, they CANT do it .
I was talking about the ramps lol
It's not really common knowledge tho.....Like all cows are females lmfao wonder if it'll keep me awake tonight x
I hope not.
Oh that's going to keep me awake for a long long time x
Well? Another night of insomnia?
Was up all night thinking about common knowledge. The sky is blue...the grass is green...all cows are female lmfao x
You said that 4 times now lmfao. Bet you tire of going on about it before everyone tires of laughing at your insomnia regarding it. Lmfao
Nope. I'll gladly highlight the fact you didn't know all cows were female x
Haha , i was quoting something my 7 year old granddaughter said with amazement and thought, that would be quite funny to put on your thread. What a shame you chose to try to wind someone up that put a light hearted statement on your thread . Get a life guys . Oh hold on did someone say sheep are female ? Chit , i never knew that either lmfao what about fish do you get fishesses . "Awwww that was genuinely amusing me x | |||
"Doctors messy handwriting kills over 7 thousand people a year
You can walk upstairs with a cow but not down stairs not that I have personally tried it
When someone dies they have 7 minutes of brain activity left and this is the brain playing back a dream like sequence of memories
Tits
It’s true, cows can’t walk down steps, only ramps. It’s something to do with their balance as they topple forward if they try.
Would love to see one try though.
It's not something you see everyday tho. Like a female one x
Probably because as already pointed out, they CANT do it .
I was talking about the ramps lol
It's not really common knowledge tho.....Like all cows are females lmfao wonder if it'll keep me awake tonight x
I hope not.
Oh that's going to keep me awake for a long long time x
Well? Another night of insomnia?
Was up all night thinking about common knowledge. The sky is blue...the grass is green...all cows are female lmfao x
You said that 4 times now lmfao. Bet you tire of going on about it before everyone tires of laughing at your insomnia regarding it. Lmfao
Nope. I'll gladly highlight the fact you didn't know all cows were female x
Haha , i was quoting something my 7 year old granddaughter said with amazement and thought, that would be quite funny to put on your thread. What a shame you chose to try to wind someone up that put a light hearted statement on your thread . Get a life guys . Oh hold on did someone say sheep are female ? Chit , i never knew that either lmfao what about fish do you get fishesses .
Awwww that was genuinely amusing me x"It amused me too thats why i posted it . Never realised it would be trolled though lol. But hey i shouldnt have expected any less
We all amuse ourself in different ways i guess. Xx | |||
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"One might say you're guilty of trolling too, you devil "Knew it would only be minutes before you joined in , very suspicious in my eyes . | |||
"Every analogue watch or clock advertised says ten past ten because some marketing genius decided if the clock has a happy face they'll sell more. " That doesn’t surprise me. It’s like putting the cakes at the far end of the supermarket to make you walk past everything in the hope you’ll pick other stuff up | |||
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"One might say you're guilty of trolling too, you devil
Knew it would only be minutes before you joined in , very suspicious in my eyes . "Why are you so paranoid? | |||
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Fuck off ya clown | |||
"Getting told off by a sub agent for swearing
Fuck off ya clown "Dont swear then. | |||
