What did the first mate see down the toilet? The Captains log!
What is a pirates favourite doll? BAAAAARRRRBIE!
Why don’t pirates go to strip clubs? Because they already have all the booty!
Why did the pirate buy an eye patch? Because he couldn’t afford an iPad!
What’s a pirates favourite fish dish? Pieces of skate!
3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.
What do pirates wear in the winter? Long Johns!
What’s a pirates favourite part of a song? The hook!
Who gets all their movies for free? Pirates!
Why do pirates bury their treasure 18 inches under the ground? Because booty is only shin deep!
What do you call a pirate who steals from the rich and gives to the poor? Robin Hook!
What do you call a stupid pirate? The pillage idiot!
Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck!
How do pirates like to cook their steaks? On a BAAAARRRRRBECUE!
What happens if you take the p out of a pirate? He becomes irate!
What do you call a pirate with three eyes? Piiirate!
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C!
How did the pirate find out he needed glasses? He took an aye exam!
What’s a pirates favourite type of music? Rum & Bass!
How do pirates know they exist? They think, therefore they ARRRRRRR!!!
A pirate walks into a bar with a big ships wheel down his pants. The bartender says, “Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants? The pirate replies, “Aaargh, it’s driving me nuts!!”
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
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"What did the first mate see down the toilet? The Captains log!
What is a pirates favourite doll? BAAAAARRRRBIE!
Why don’t pirates go to strip clubs? Because they already have all the booty!
Why did the pirate buy an eye patch? Because he couldn’t afford an iPad!
What’s a pirates favourite fish dish? Pieces of skate!
3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.
What do pirates wear in the winter? Long Johns!
What’s a pirates favourite part of a song? The hook!
Who gets all their movies for free? Pirates!
Why do pirates bury their treasure 18 inches under the ground? Because booty is only shin deep!
What do you call a pirate who steals from the rich and gives to the poor? Robin Hook!
What do you call a stupid pirate? The pillage idiot!
Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck!
How do pirates like to cook their steaks? On a BAAAARRRRRBECUE!
What happens if you take the p out of a pirate? He becomes irate!
What do you call a pirate with three eyes? Piiirate!
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C!
How did the pirate find out he needed glasses? He took an aye exam!
What’s a pirates favourite type of music? Rum & Bass!
How do pirates know they exist? They think, therefore they ARRRRRRR!!!
A pirate walks into a bar with a big ships wheel down his pants. The bartender says, “Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants? The pirate replies, “Aaargh, it’s driving me nuts!!”
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"Pirate social
Can you imagine
Awesome idea
Lots of busty wenches
Copious amounts of rum...
I like the idea "
Better watch someone doesn’t pirate the idea . ( was the best I could think of before you all groan )  |
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