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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm trying to convince one of those English fuckers to come up here. (He's hot, I can forgive the accent).

I need help, what can I tell him are the selling points of Scotland?

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By *ink-KameraMan over a year ago

Livingston

Well there's the women, the Whisky and the scenery for a start

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you have olives there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you have olives there?"

No. We have pickled onions.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why not go to him?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well there's the women, the Whisky and the scenery for a start"

I've got the woman bit sorted and he's a bit of an alki so convincing him with whisky could work.

Where do you think the best scenery is?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why not go to him?"

It's his turn.

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By *eep.Man over a year ago

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The Krankies?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well...there's your argument lol

If it's his turn...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The Krankies?"

I want to attract not repel!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well...there's your argument lol

If it's his turn...

You'd think that'd be enough! Some of these guys need convincing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well there's the women, the Whisky and the scenery for a start

I've got the woman bit sorted and he's a bit of an alki so convincing him with whisky could work.

Where do you think the best scenery is? "

Glencoe excellent places there for fun

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By *eep.Man over a year ago

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"The Krankies?

I want to attract not repel! "

Supergran?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well...there's your argument lol

If it's his turn...

You'd think that'd be enough! Some of these guys need convincing! "
If he needs convincing he's no worth the hassle.

Get a meet up and tell him your free up here..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well there's the women, the Whisky and the scenery for a start

I've got the woman bit sorted and he's a bit of an alki so convincing him with whisky could work.

Where do you think the best scenery is?

Glencoe excellent places there for fun

Plenty of hiding places! Im worried for his fitness level though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The Krankies?

I want to attract not repel!

Supergran?"

That'll work! I used to be convinced she was my granny.

I'll introduce him to the family news too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The Krankies?

I want to attract not repel!

Supergran?

That'll work! I used to be convinced she was my granny.

I'll introduce him to the family news too! "
*family ness

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well...there's your argument lol

If it's his turn...

You'd think that'd be enough! Some of these guys need convincing! If he needs convincing he's no worth the hassle.

Get a meet up and tell him your free up here.."

I'll add an on all fours pic too. That usually drives him mad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He’d be guaranteed a kebab and fight in a taxi rank if you brought him to Glasgow....how could he resist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well...there's your argument lol

If it's his turn...

You'd think that'd be enough! Some of these guys need convincing! If he needs convincing he's no worth the hassle.

Get a meet up and tell him your free up here..

I'll add an on all fours pic too. That usually drives him mad

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He’d be guaranteed a kebab and fight in a taxi rank if you brought him to Glasgow....how could he resist "

Even I'm not brave enough for Glasgow

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By *eep.Man over a year ago

Just a background character

"The Krankies?

I want to attract not repel!

Supergran?

That'll work! I used to be convinced she was my granny.

I'll introduce him to the family news too! *family ness

If that doesn't clinch it, and I really hope it doesn't come to this, but it's time to bring out the big guns...

Russ Abbot?

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Our accent, our hospitality

Nice scenery

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The Krankies?

I want to attract not repel!

Supergran?

That'll work! I used to be convinced she was my granny.

I'll introduce him to the family news too! *family ness

If that doesn't clinch it, and I really hope it doesn't come to this, but it's time to bring out the big guns...

Russ Abbot?"

My physics teacher at school was his double.

I'd rather offer the big yin though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Our accent, our hospitality

Nice scenery

I'm already killing it with the accent. And he knows he'll be well "looked after".

I'm gonna work on the scenery!

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS over a year ago

somewhere

Is he blind ?

If he’s not prepared to come and see you up here he needs his head looked at !

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By *entonMan over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Well there's the women, the Whisky and the scenery for a start

I've got the woman bit sorted and he's a bit of an alki so convincing him with whisky could work.

Where do you think the best scenery is? "
your profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well...there's your argument lol

If it's his turn...

You'd think that'd be enough! Some of these guys need convincing! If he needs convincing he's no worth the hassle.

Get a meet up and tell him your free up here..

I'll add an on all fours pic too. That usually drives him mad

Think that one may possibly do the trick

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By *wos-troubleCouple over a year ago

Leven

He probably still thinks you have to pay to enter the kingdom explain the bridge is now free to cross..x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're pretty fkn hot, if your pics and the thought of what you're going to do to him aren't making him take a sicky and shoot straight up here to see you, then I'm afraid no accent, scenery, whiskey or fight in a taxi rank is going to persuade him to come up!! He's obviously a Muppet

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By *TBSMan over a year ago

close enough

Nothing, leave him down there, damn English coming up here and taking our beautiful women!!!!!!

(After 13 years living here I can say that now right?

)

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By *ilveryFoxMan over a year ago

Midlothian

"I'm trying to convince one of those English fuckers to come up here. (He's hot, I can forgive the accent).

I need help, what can I tell him are the selling points of Scotland? "

You Dotty, that’s your selling point right there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm trying to convince one of those English fuckers to come up here. (He's hot, I can forgive the accent).

I need help, what can I tell him are the selling points of Scotland? "
selling point is you dotty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You Dotty, that’s your selling point right there"

Sorry, I'm going to need more.

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

"You Dotty, that’s your selling point right there

Sorry, I'm going to need more."

Stop moaning and get your ass up to see Dotty before she gets a better offer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm trying to convince one of those English fuckers to come up here. (He's hot, I can forgive the accent).

I need help, what can I tell him are the selling points of Scotland? "
I’m English would I do lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You Dotty, that’s your selling point right there

Sorry, I'm going to need more."

So demanding!!!

I'll make the first cuppa?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You Dotty, that’s your selling point right there

Sorry, I'm going to need more.

So demanding!!!

I'll make the first cuppa? "

Throw in a biscuit too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You Dotty, that’s your selling point right there

Sorry, I'm going to need more.

So demanding!!!

I'll make the first cuppa?

Throw in a biscuit too?"

Throw it in where? I'm not eating it out your arse again, there's no excuse for not giving a fart warning

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

"You Dotty, that’s your selling point right there

Sorry, I'm going to need more.

So demanding!!!

I'll make the first cuppa?

Throw in a biscuit too?

Throw it in where? I'm not eating it out your arse again, there's no excuse for not giving a fart warning

Hang on. He should be making tea for you, feeding you grapes (peeled of course) and treating you like a goddess

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You Dotty, that’s your selling point right there

Sorry, I'm going to need more.

So demanding!!!

I'll make the first cuppa?

Throw in a biscuit too?

Throw it in where? I'm not eating it out your arse again, there's no excuse for not giving a fart warning

Hang on. He should be making tea for you, feeding you grapes (peeled of course) and treating you like a goddess

He should! These English guys have no manners!

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

"You Dotty, that’s your selling point right there

Sorry, I'm going to need more.

So demanding!!!

I'll make the first cuppa?

Throw in a biscuit too?

Throw it in where? I'm not eating it out your arse again, there's no excuse for not giving a fart warning

Hang on. He should be making tea for you, feeding you grapes (peeled of course) and treating you like a goddess

He should! These English guys have no manners! "

Psssssst.....I’m English

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