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What's your favourite analogy?

By *TBS OP Man over a year ago

close enough

For me,the one that brings such a brilliant image into my head (and I use lots) is.

"Hunched over tossing off like a safari park Chimp"

Yeah I'm giggling now, sue me!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shaking like a shitting dug....usually used on a Monday morning

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As welcome as a fart in a space suit.

As popular as a bacon roll at a bar mitzvah.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As hard as a whores heart

As dry as a witches tit

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like a Limpet hanging over a pier