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By *TBS OP   Man  over a year ago

close enough

After an embarrassing event with a neighbor this morning it got me to thinking what people have in the boot of their car.

Waterproof jacket,

Brolly,

Spare footwear,

Mountain bike helmet,

Gloves and a bag for life.

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By *exicolaMan  over a year ago

West Lothian

Work PPE

Oli, screen wash, brake fluid

Clothes to go to clothing bank

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

What was so embarrassing?? The dead body?

My boot is actually empty as I hate stuff rolling around in it. However, in the little cubby underneath it is..

Hi viz vest

Torch

Mini ratchet strap

Car cleaning products - that seldom get used

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

2 bags of clothes for the charity shop. My sister's holiday clothes. My sister's shoes from a night out. Can of deodorant. Couple of bags for life. A handbag. A purse. Books I got out the charity shop. Chemistry revision books. Letters to post. Football boots. Kit bag. Packet of sweets. Bottle of water

I really need empty my car

My house is spotless tho lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"2 bags of clothes for the charity shop. My sister's holiday clothes. My sister's shoes from a night out. Can of deodorant. Couple of bags for life. A handbag. A purse. Books I got out the charity shop. Chemistry revision books. Letters to post. Football boots. Kit bag. Packet of sweets. Bottle of water

I really need empty my car

My house is spotless tho lol x"

This is me too! Mr jokes that I drive a "mobile fucking charity shop!"

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire

A picnic blanket, 2 yellow plastic ponchos from M&Ds, engine oil, a tyre inflating machine thingy that plugs into the cigarette lighter, a slab of bottled water and a multipack if crisps.

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By *UNKIEMan  over a year ago

south east

Nothing mostly but at moment there is a spare pair of golf shoes ...ohh and a fire extinguisher

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By *TBS OP   Man  over a year ago

close enough

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Nothing mostly but at moment there is a spare pair of golf shoes ...ohh and a fire extinguisher "

Watch for the wee oaps ogling your ass when you’re putting their shopping in your boot!

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By *TBS OP   Man  over a year ago

close enough


"What was so embarrassing?? The dead body?

My boot is actually empty as I hate stuff rolling around in it. However, in the little cubby underneath it is..

Hi viz vest

Torch

Mini ratchet strap

Car cleaning products - that seldom get used "

Ah...about that.

I had leg spreaders in hand and was closing boot lid when neighbor gives me a cheery "good morning Michael" and walks towards our shared fence.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tow rope

Proper jack

Warm clothing

Triangle

Screen wash

Water camping stove coffee sugar long life milk

Crisps haribos

Yeah I drive a banger

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By *TBS OP   Man  over a year ago

close enough


"2 bags of clothes for the charity shop. My sister's holiday clothes. My sister's shoes from a night out. Can of deodorant. Couple of bags for life. A handbag. A purse. Books I got out the charity shop. Chemistry revision books. Letters to post. Football boots. Kit bag. Packet of sweets. Bottle of water

I really need empty my car

My house is spotless tho lol x"

You would have no room to put a body in there!!! We are all safe.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tesco bag for life with a balaclava, cable ties, gaffer tape, 6" kitchen knife in it and a spade, only other thing is the spare tyre

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By *ensual temptressWoman  over a year ago

Southampton

Base ball bat, cable ties , plastic sheet and gaffa tape Oops I mean groceries yes that's it groceries

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By *r and mrs pleasureCouple  over a year ago

falkirk

Our last Fab meet.....MUHAHAHA

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Screen wash liquid, snow boots, tub filled with grit, water bottles, football, towels, lavender, almond and baby oil

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Base ball bat, cable ties , plastic sheet and gaffa tape Oops I mean groceries yes that's it groceries "

Great minds think alike

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Base ball bat, cable ties , plastic sheet and gaffa tape Oops I mean groceries yes that's it groceries "

You fibber!!!

It’s shoes. LOTS of shoes. She hides them from Bunkie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Only thing in my boot is the dogs bed.

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By *amperguyMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Work van has about half a ton of tools in it -joiner .

Car is a Toyota landcruiser set up for off roading and camping .

Full camp kitchen with double burner stove , sleeping bag,bed,tipi,woodburner,chair,couple of axes a saw and lots of recovery equipment for the winch.

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By *azzle DazzleCouple  over a year ago

strathaven

An engine

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By *ussymufferMan  over a year ago

Lanarkshire

My car has everything but the kitchen sink in it at times and the van has a sink in it with loads of different tools from day to day

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

I don't have a car... but my wheelie and mobility scooter contain a load of random crap..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A tile cutter

A tool box

A wash boy

A 240110 transformer

A bag of rapid set adhesive

A bag of white grout

A bag of gunmetal grey grout

A 4" grinder

A mixing paddle

Hard hat, hi vis, steelys and 6 bottles of water

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By *he UnshaggablesCouple  over a year ago

Dundee

A shag case with a many varied variety of sex toys,pvc sheet(in case), floggers, ropes and of course condoms.4 bottles of water (fizzy). Spare hoodie and emergency tyre repair kit.

Aggie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

About a years worth of accounts, cycling rucksack, track pump, gas canisters for my cooker and a hidden bag of Ann Summers goodies for those ‘nights away’.

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By *astersubMan  over a year ago

Stewarton

What's not in my boot more like

Safety boots

Crow bar

Kids toys

Swimming aid

Scout folders

Books

Brownie uniform

Jump leads

Spare tyre

George Forman type grill

Driving school material

Shovel

And lots more

When I open boot stuff falls out

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By *TBS OP   Man  over a year ago

close enough

George foreman grill?

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By *eeler4uCouple  over a year ago

Stirlingshire

Not got a boot as drive a 4x4 pick up.

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By *inUpGirlWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Change of clothes for me and wee dude. Wellies and walking boots. Oil n screen wash and shopping bags x

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By *ensual temptressWoman  over a year ago

Southampton


"Base ball bat, cable ties , plastic sheet and gaffa tape Oops I mean groceries yes that's it groceries

You fibber!!!

It’s shoes. LOTS of shoes. She hides them from Bunkie "

You don't keep shoes in a boot of a car!! Poor babies would get lonely!!!

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How many people have bags for life and forget to take them into the shop with you lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some work stuff and my exes head!

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

Dog hairs. Bloody hundreds of them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A rucksack with my walking gear in it.

Hard hat

Hi vis jacket

Steel toe capped wellies

Bag of books

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By *ugs and JunkCouple  over a year ago

Bellshill

Dog bed and about 40 pairs of heels

Mrs

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By *ero666Man  over a year ago

fife

Wheels,fishing gear,some tools

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used to have a rucksack in my boot with my clothes for fetish clubs inside along with some toys and fetish gear as well. I decided to find a better location for it after fetching something from the boot for a work colleague who spotted the rucksack and began a conversation about hillwalking and the great outdoors where I did my level best to sound like that was the reaso, obviously, for having a big rucksack in the boot. My mechanic (a friend as well) had also spotted it when repairing the car and looking for spare tools and the car manual - no harm done, he had been a bouncer at a club down south and was interested and we still have a quiet joke about it now and then if the workshop is quiet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not a million miles away from the contents of my old fetish club rucksack which used to live in my car boot in between clubs!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My tools ppe and a multi pack of water. Oh and lots of books because I always buy books I don’t need

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By *asil and SybilCouple  over a year ago

Here,there and everywhere.

Currently hiding a bag of the Kids Christmas presents in mine

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By *TBS OP   Man  over a year ago

close enough


"Currently hiding a bag of the Kids Christmas presents in mine "

What is wrong with you??????????????

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By *hekaiserMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

My golf clubs and trolley.....

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By *avingabreakMan  over a year ago

Near the Border

Varies with the task that week but currently...

satellite phone

large peli case

work clothes

H&K7

Tools for the week/trip

water and snacks

and other bits and bobs

shopping bag or two.

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By *asil and SybilCouple  over a year ago

Here,there and everywhere.


"Currently hiding a bag of the Kids Christmas presents in mine

What is wrong with you??????????????"

They've got to hide somewhere.....

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By *ilveryFoxMan  over a year ago

Midlothian

Walking boots

Wellies

Bag full of rugby balls, cones, bibs

Umbrella

Football

Cricket bat, ball and stumps

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By *ighlander80884Man  over a year ago

Inverness

Aed, oxygen, collar, first aid kit, spare bulbs, pump

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By *egs11ABCWoman  over a year ago

Aberdeen

First aid kit, jump leads, tow risk, paper towel and airfreshner x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

At present using a 4*4 scavenging for wood, so there is a chainsaw, felling axe, hand axe, machete, wheelbarrow, first aid kit, toolbox, fishing rods, and three bags of horse manure.

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By *homasP80Man  over a year ago

Linwood


"After an embarrassing event with a neighbor this morning it got me to thinking what people have in the boot of their car.

Waterproof jacket,

Brolly,

Spare footwear,

Mountain bike helmet,

Gloves and a bag for life.

"

Probably stuff in boot that’s been lying in for AGES.

Old work jacket

High-viz jacket

WD-40

Jump leads

Tow rope

2 Litre bottle of water

Think that’s it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tesco bag for life with a balaclava, cable ties, gaffer tape, 6" kitchen knife in it and a spade, only other thing is the spare tyre "

The knifes a nick/criminal record

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By *mooth shaftMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Secret stash of whisky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Everything except the kitchen sink. Scary in fact but rest of car is surprisingly very tidy.

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By *omaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

A spade . . . Recently used . . Be warned

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By *alcon43Woman  over a year ago

Paisley

Wheel trims

Handsets for games consoles

Picnic blanket

Camping chair

Sweets

Waterproof poncho

Toy bag

Stockings, suspenders, body stocking, heels

Swimming costume and towel

Shampoo & conditioner

Baby oil

Bondage tape

I’ve only got a fiesta as well!

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By *heesyheadbandMan  over a year ago

Glenrothes

nothing because i don't own a car

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"nothing because i don't own a car "

How can you have nothing in your boot if you don't even own a car??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tesco bag for life with a balaclava, cable ties, gaffer tape, 6" kitchen knife in it and a spade, only other thing is the spare tyre

The knifes a nick/criminal record"

???? As in music record? or am I being a mong?

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By *andsCouple  over a year ago

Edin


"Tesco bag for life with a balaclava, cable ties, gaffer tape, 6" kitchen knife in it and a spade, only other thing is the spare tyre

The knifes a nick/criminal record

???? As in music record? or am I being a mong? "

The latter I think

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A body.... oops

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow

Some duck tape, carpet roll ends from J&W carpets, cordless jigsaw, cordless chaInsane, pair of pliers, a shovel and a few metres of plastic sheeting.

Any single person with no family or friends fancy a meet?

In reality about 10 bags for life and a ton of dog hair as the dogs are casting like crazy just now!!

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By *imbo57Man  over a year ago

kilmarnock ish

Rope for starting a tractor un case of flat battery two 1 tonne ratchet straps several bungies a tyre pump hi vis waist coat several shopping bags a rubber mat for kneeling on while changing a tyre a pop up triangle in case of an emergency . A tooth brush gloves work type vice grips torch wind up so the thing always woeks ..

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By *pinCouple  over a year ago

edinburgh


"Base ball bat, cable ties , plastic sheet and gaffa tape Oops I mean groceries yes that's it groceries

You fibber!!!

It’s shoes. LOTS of shoes. She hides them from Bunkie "

They are all pretty handy and I have them in the boot.”, well except the baseball bat.

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By *etterStrangersMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

Various pieces of kit for work

2 tripods

Green Screen

Small set of lights

Slider

Drone safety kit (Fire extinguisher, cones, hi viz vest)

Walking boots

Spare hoodie

Waterproof

Gaffa tape

Cable ties

There might be a spare tyre underneath that lot too

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By *40ffCouple  over a year ago

Anstruther

My kids when we in car ( boot turns In 2 seats 6 n 7 ) and empty when cars empty lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tesco bag for life with a balaclava, cable ties, gaffer tape, 6" kitchen knife in it and a spade, only other thing is the spare tyre

The knifes a nick/criminal record

???? As in music record? or am I being a mong?

The latter I think "

I Google, the knife is a Swedish band from 2000 and something! Very random and confusing reply!! Doesn't take much to confuse me though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Baseball bat ... and ball , bike helmet , gloves , spare rain jkt, football boots , shin pads , two small sided goals , cones ! Water bottles !

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By *horstrollMan  over a year ago

Caprona

A chainsaw awaiting a service

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A pump

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By *ablito88Man  over a year ago

Near you

Spare jacket and trousers, air compressor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Billy Batz.....he's not looking too good....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My gimp suit lol

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By *witcherooMan  over a year ago

Muirhead

A top hat, cane, shoe polish and some ties. Oh, and a long black coat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So folks, not in my boot but when I worked as a mechanic we used to find all sorts of saucy things in the boot and glovebox - naughty pictures, underwear, sex toys and even a lovely homemade full restriction frame! Although not many people clicked onto the use of the frame lol.

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By *ink-KameraMan  over a year ago

Livingston

At the moment I have about £17K of camera kit, Some lights, a Towel some hats and material and cleaning stuff. However tomorrow it will be nearly empty again

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By *litter and GrumpCouple  over a year ago

glasgow

An old dust sheet load of bags for life and Tyre compressor boring really. Last car used to be jump leads and booster battery lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My duvet from the camping trip on Saturday I’m sure it will come in handy again at some point

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

2 tool boxes,dewalt drills,3 screw boxes,assorted drill bits,plastic box full of work equipment and 2 drums of fire cable plus other smaller things

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My duvet from the camping trip on Saturday I’m sure it will come in handy again at some point "

Camping !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't have a car, but my ocd demands it'd be completely empty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gotten jacket, waterproof trousers, fleece, hat gloves, first aid kit, pump to blow up tyres rucksack with four teddies boots thick socks, mat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A dogs cage

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My knives for work, couple carrier bags, bicycle pump and my bag of “tricks”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The corpses of my enemies....

And a blanket + some water in case of trouble on long trips

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My 1yo's buggy. A trolley jack, couple axle s_ands, electric drill, paint tray & rollers, work boots & boiler suit, bag of cat litter, bag of dog food.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a dead body in mine, don't anyone call the cops, it's from the Halloween party

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By *erriAnneTV/TS  over a year ago

The shire

Pretty much the entirety of my life. Moving house in the morning and I've crammed as much personal stuff I'm there so the removal guys don't see lol

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By *eather47Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

I haven,t got a car

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By *vcarolTV/TS  over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Those that know me will confirm:

At least 3 separate changes of clothes

4 pairs heels

3 bags of a mixture of knickers / hold ups/ tights

Bag of dildos, inc big boy ( according to the police this may be a lethal weapon)

Make up/ mirror / hair

This is just the traveling kit, you should see the closet...

Yes the boot is full.

Oh and a can of fuel.

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By *ikkevCouple  over a year ago

larkhall

in the one I drive

door cards

2 winter coats(no idea why to lazy to take them out)

box of China to go to my mum's

torches

tools

Jack

wheel brace

the 4 cavaliers are full (not just the boots) with parts

the shogun has boxes and an engine crane in it

and the van has a sofa bed built in the back

a gas heater

skirting boards

gyprock

jump leads

and ratchet straps

hubby is a mechanic lol

kirsty xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Two bottles of malt whisky in case I get stuck in the snow in the winter months lol ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Short answer not a fucking clue... Lord Lucan probably

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Our last Fab meet.....MUHAHAHA"
yeah ffs let me out will ya.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Umbrella, garden sheers, box full of toothpaste samples, rubber hammer and Darth Vader’s helmet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

First aid kit, breakdown kit, deicer, tripod, monopod, golf brolly, 6 bottles of highland spring, boots, wellies and a waterproof jacket & trousers.

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By *he Ginger PrincessWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

My daughter's Christmas presents!!!! Wee bugger will find them if they are in the house. And 24 bottles of sparkling water lol!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My daughter's Christmas presents!!!! Wee bugger will find them if they are in the house. And 24 bottles of sparkling water lol!"

Did this a few years ago but the wee jobbie still found them. I made up an elaborate lie about them being for a friend's wee girls birthday and I was keeping them as they were moving house. She looked me up and down and I swear I hear her mutter " you talk some amount of shite Maw...."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Men that didn't go down on me before sex.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My daughter's Christmas presents!!!! Wee bugger will find them if they are in the house. And 24 bottles of sparkling water lol!

Did this a few years ago but the wee jobbie still found them. I made up an elaborate lie about them being for a friend's wee girls birthday and I was keeping them as they were moving house. She looked me up and down and I swear I hear her mutter " you talk some amount of shite Maw....""

Does she read your posts on here then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My daughter's Christmas presents!!!! Wee bugger will find them if they are in the house. And 24 bottles of sparkling water lol!

Did this a few years ago but the wee jobbie still found them. I made up an elaborate lie about them being for a friend's wee girls birthday and I was keeping them as they were moving house. She looked me up and down and I swear I hear her mutter " you talk some amount of shite Maw...."

Does she read your posts on here then? "

Yes....and yours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My daughter's Christmas presents!!!! Wee bugger will find them if they are in the house. And 24 bottles of sparkling water lol!

Did this a few years ago but the wee jobbie still found them. I made up an elaborate lie about them being for a friend's wee girls birthday and I was keeping them as they were moving house. She looked me up and down and I swear I hear her mutter " you talk some amount of shite Maw...."

Does she read your posts on here then?

Yes....and yours "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Men that didn't go down on me before sex. "

How many victims?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shovel, rope, tarpaulin, gaffer tape, brolly, tool kit, gimp mask, case of cat food, case of dog food, blankets for the dog and a couple of camping chairs lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No cable ties?

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By *ilveryFoxMan  over a year ago

Midlothian

Walking boots

Kit bag with rugby balls, bibs and cones

Football

Cricket bat, ball, stumps

Water proofs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cricket gear? In Scotland?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A leather Bonnet Bra sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

High wiz vest

Screen wash

Jack

Dogs sitting pad

Front window blanket for frosty night

So nothing exciting really

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Screen Wash

De-icer

Cloth

Bungee Cords

Chocolate Wrapper

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wellies

Torch

Mac raincoat

Some rope

Spare wheel

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By *parkle13Woman  over a year ago

Dundee


"Tesco bag for life with a balaclava, cable ties, gaffer tape, 6" kitchen knife in it and a spade, only other thing is the spare tyre "
....your. Your boot sounds dodgy lmao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Funnily enough nothing off mine now but loads off others people's stuff

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By *illy7239Man  over a year ago

Stenhousemuir

I couldn't say on a public forum what's in mine lol

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By *elsbells2011Couple  over a year ago

fife

Would anyone believe if I said a coffin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rigger boots and various bits of ppe

Screen wash

And all the fluff off an old carpet I took to the skip

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By *errific_Teddy_BearMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

A snorkel a face mask and and oxygen mask

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