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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hey Peeps x
What’s the worst status update you all have ever seen in all your time on fab?
This could make an interesting thread of repulsive gore 
Glad my dinner has at least half digested |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have to laugh at the ones that give it “Such an amazing night, thanks so much.....you know who you are” which usually means the member in question has spent the night, alone, beating their cock like it owes them money or furiously flicking their bean. Usually no verification either.....attention whores of the highest order! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything bitchy or passive aggressive really puts me off!"
This...when I could be bothered reading the updates there was always one female in particular who continuously made bitchy remarks about other females. Often felt like messaging her and suggesting she go take her face for a shite. |
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"Anything bitchy or passive aggressive really puts me off!
This...when I could be bothered reading the updates there was always one female in particular who continuously made bitchy remarks about other females. Often felt like messaging her and suggesting she go take her face for a shite."
know one like this too |
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
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"Hey Peeps x
What’s the worst status update you all have ever seen in all your time on fab?
This could make an interesting thread of repulsive gore
Glad my dinner has at least half digested "
Too many to count lately
However, there have also been some funny ones too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything bitchy or passive aggressive really puts me off!
This...when I could be bothered reading the updates there was always one female in particular who continuously made bitchy remarks about other females. Often felt like messaging her and suggesting she go take her face for a shite."
"Take her face for a shite"! I love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One last night saying his meet let him down so he had booked an escort to come round in a school uniform. Updated today looking for a meet... Not sure how that went for him  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Usually my own. I get bored and just try freak folk out.
I also play status dares often, so I’ve had some awful and weird responses to my awful and weird statuses  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Am guilty of it aswell but the people who post like this is Facebook. I put my hands up to doing it aswell lol. But I would say the worst one was a guy complaining about not getting a reply from a woman. I always think to myself yeah that's going to help you get a meet |
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
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"But I would say the worst one was a guy complaining about not getting a reply from a woman. I always think to myself yeah that's going to help you get a meet"
My local updates are filled with those.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love the ones that Fems post
"Where all the good looking men"
When she has a face that could model monster munch !!!"
Cheers. I'm hungry now. Could murder a bag of pickled onion. |
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""Phone chat while i get fisted...." Actually wait, come to think of it that might have been one of mine...I need to stop getting wasted.  "
If you can't remember it or it's wasn't on Facebook - never happened !!! Lol |
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"Anything bitchy or passive aggressive really puts me off!
This...when I could be bothered reading the updates there was always one female in particular who continuously made bitchy remarks about other females. Often felt like messaging her and suggesting she go take her face for a shite."
Take yer face for a shite is now going into my insult lexicon. Love it! |
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"There ine just now,a female or is it saying, if you know me let me know, turns me on thinking i'm known, its a blank profile so how would anyone know "
I've seen that one constantly..
The other I see is the fem wanting videos sent to her kik !! - aye hen because it say your a 32yr slim fem doesn't mean your not 55yr fat sales rep bloke wanking in a carpark ya chancer |
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By *TBSMan
over a year ago
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"apply within" or "only tall/handsome/short/vwe/hairy need apply" (delete as appropriate).
Although I do remember years ago one status of "looking for a girl to shit on my chest".  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""apply within" or "only tall/handsome/short/vwe/hairy need apply" (delete as appropriate).
Although I do remember years ago one status of "looking for a girl to shit on my chest". "
This was 1 of the first messages I received on fab about 4years ago!!! Boak |
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