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By *awaiianguy OP Man over a year ago

East Ayrshire

Somebody said to me yesterday

"You don't need hair if you have good looks" I have neither, and so am stuffed

Anyone else been given good advice, or words of wisdom?

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By *ugs and JunkCouple over a year ago

Bellshill

My mum used to always say to us ‘don’t come running to me when you’re in a wheelchair’ if we did anything dangerous. Lol always made me laugh. How can you run if you’re in a wheelchair

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't eat yellow snow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mum always tells my sister and I that we'll be sorry when she's gone!

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By *inky shire guyMan over a year ago

lanark

Don’t touch it or it’ll fall off was something I heard a lot.....

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By *rgoodnbadMan over a year ago

greenock

My dad used to say that "a man chases a woman till she catches him"

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By *40ffCouple over a year ago

Anstruther

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By *40ffCouple over a year ago

Anstruther

Done run with scissors

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By *earded blossomCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

For every snake there is a ladder, for every ladder there is a snake

John

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By *inUpGirlWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Everything happens for a reason.

Whats for you wont go past you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it's too good to be true, it probably isn't, my dad's favourite advice and saved me thousands heeding it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whats for you wont go past you x"

This doesn't apply to to the bus you're waiting for in the pissing rain. It WILL go by you.

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By *awty MaxWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Said to my oldest and I have a few variations of it

You will have lots of girlfriends, they will come and go but always remember... You only have one mother

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can never be too good to yourself. My mum's favourite saying x

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

Walk away from people or situations that threaten your peace of mind

Your sef-respect

or self-worth

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Eat your crusts, it’ll make your hair curly!

I did and it’s not.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It don’t matter how many times a snake sheds its skin it’s still a snake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eat your crusts, it’ll make your hair curly!

I did and it’s not.

I know...that's right up there with "Eat your carrots and you'll have good eyesight".

I'm a fucking vegetarian and walk into inanimate objects at least twice a day!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Walk away from people or situations that threaten your peace of mind

Your sef-respect

or self-worth "
love this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My granda used to say “Refuse nothing but blows”

Taught me how to duck

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

My dad told me 2 things from an early age which i am very grateful for.

Buy a house and pay into a pension.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My dad told me 2 things from an early age which i am very grateful for.

Buy a house and pay into a pension."

Mine did the same

Got made redundant

Declared Bankrupt

Lost the lot

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

"My dad told me 2 things from an early age which i am very grateful for.

Buy a house and pay into a pension.

Mine did the same

Got made redundant

Declared Bankrupt

Lost the lot "

Sorry to hear that.x

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

My gran always taught me..

Manners cost nothing and please and thankyou will get you a long way.

She was a wise woman and I teach my kids the same

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just don't be a dick

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By *976scottMan over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Always treat people the way you would want to be treated yourself!

And

It takes less muscles to smile than it does to frown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mum still says to me that what will be will be and what’s for me won’t go by me.

My mum’s a wise woman

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By *r huskyMan over a year ago

cockenzie

Don't run with tartan scissors you'll get kilt

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By *e DevilMan over a year ago

Blantyre

If all around are losing there heads.

Clearly you don't realise how serious the problem is .

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By *uietbloke67Man over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Never piss into the wind

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By *e DevilMan over a year ago

Blantyre

Bomb disposal expert : if you see me running try to keep up.

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By *hristian1981Man over a year ago

dundee

That's from the first ww2 night raid that was done.

Pilot said he could see in the dark from eating carrots to get kids to eat more veg ..

Another one from ww2 is you camt drink on antibiotics - there only 3 you cant

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By *hristian1981Man over a year ago

dundee

My grandad used to tell me

If you make a mistake once your human - make the same mistake again then your fucking stupid

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By *eep.Man over a year ago

Just a background character

You can never get enough of what you don't need.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't get mad, get even. Works for me.

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By *kplayingMan over a year ago

In town

Einstein

Definition of insanity

"doing the same thing over and over again but expecting a different result!!

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