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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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Ok, just for a bit of fun....
Name a song and a situation where it would be so inappropriate that you’d never ever want to hear it played. 
Jump - Van Halen.....when someone is standing atop a tall building  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was giving Mr a sexy dance when we started dating. Put on a few songs. Meant to put on Bruno mars Gorilla and I think I want to marry you came on. Was funny as fuck but killed the moment lol x |
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"Would it be wrong to play
Ding dong the witch is dead at temptress's funeral 
I think your funeral is going to be well before hers after that.
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I'm thinking D I V O R C E quite a catchy tune ...pmsl x |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"Would it be wrong to play
Ding dong the witch is dead at temptress's funeral
I think your funeral is going to be well before hers after that.
I'm thinking D I V O R C E quite a catchy tune ...pmsl x"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would it be wrong to play
Ding dong the witch is dead at temptress's funeral
I think your funeral is going to be well before hers after that.
I'm thinking D I V O R C E quite a catchy tune ...pmsl x
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Or "These boots were made for walking"? |
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"Would it be wrong to play
Ding dong the witch is dead at temptress's funeral
I think your funeral is going to be well before hers after that.
I'm thinking D I V O R C E quite a catchy tune ...pmsl x"
Followed by who’s sorry now ? |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
south east |
"At an AA meeting ..... old red eyes is back
Out clothes shopping with the wife ... I like big butts ,and I can not lie .
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Earworm .....you can't blame me now when you hear me sing that at the shops |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ex colleague sadly lost her partner very suddenly. He had a cancer that had spread to his spine. From diagnosis to his passing was only a matter of weeks.
The song the all actually danced to at his funeral?
Yup. I'm still standing.
Couldn't make it up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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True story
My cousin in Lancashire always had a wry sense of humour
At his funeral just as the coffin was being committed "the dead wood stage is coming on over the hill" from the musical clamity jane blasted out in the crematorium
The place was in stitches |
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My ex while talking with all the family over dinner pre wedding was asked what his suggestion was for our first dance. His response of I’ve still not found what I’m looking for did not go down well. However me and him found it hilarious x |
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