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if its not a rudie, or begging for pics its about a forum post lol.
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"we dont really get nice ones .
if its not a rudie, or begging for pics its about a forum post lol.
we arent doing very well are we lol "nice mail....you mean people REALLY do get NICE mail????...am so jealous now....but did get one that made me laugh...maybe because it was a joke?........ The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? ' 'Is your daddy home?' he asked. ' Yes ,' whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?' The child whispered, ' No .' Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy there?' ' Yes ' 'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No ' Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message,the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?' ' Yes , ' whispered the child, ' a policeman . ' Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?' ' No, he's busy , ' whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman , ' came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?' ' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice. 'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered, ' The search team just landed a helicopter ' Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?' Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... ' ME . ' | |||
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"TO LIGHTEN THE FORUM.... WHATS THE NICEST MESSAGE U HAVE HAD THIS WEEK ???? MINE... "Jings, heavens, help ma bob, mummy, daddy"........great sorry fantastic eyes....very innocent looking...great hair.....lovely breasts.....youve heard it all before....next i'll be saying i am on the m8 heading towards fife....next i'll be sayinging i am in Elie lost.......in a word WOW. You tick all my and a million other guys boxes. That surpassed all expectation. I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY SWEET" Now you've let the cat out of the bag you can expect approx 1 million similar messages.... | |||
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how sweet was that..........not
but made me laugh though
mrs h xx | |||
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"mrs hedo lol i got that mail last week an in his pics he had a can stuck up his arse pmsl "oh i had 1 like that ,wasnt a lynx can was it ,he wanted me to go on msn and watch him shove it up his ass pmsl | |||
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"mrs hedo lol i got that mail last week an in his pics he had a can stuck up his arse pmsl oh i had 1 like that ,wasnt a lynx can was it ,he wanted me to go on msn and watch him shove it up his ass pmsl "yea he wanted me on msn..i told him 2 go fuck himself lol well he was gonna anyway well with a can lol xx | |||
"mrs hedo lol i got that mail last week an in his pics he had a can stuck up his arse pmsl oh i had 1 like that ,wasnt a lynx can was it ,he wanted me to go on msn and watch him shove it up his ass pmsl
yea he wanted me on msn..i told him
2 go fuck himself lol well he was gonna
anyway well with a can lol xxwell i did send a nice one back just said thanx for the mail but will give it a miss lol
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"mrs hedo lol i got that mail last week an in his pics he had a can stuck up his arse pmsl oh i had 1 like that ,wasnt a lynx can was it ,he wanted me to go on msn and watch him shove it up his ass pmsl
yea he wanted me on msn..i told him
2 go fuck himself lol well he was gonna
anyway well with a can lol xxwell i did send a nice one back just said thanx for the mail but will give it a miss lol
"i just hope he dont apply for the next lynx advert  | |||
" i just hope he dont apply for the next lynx advert "brings a whole new image to lynx chocolate....BOAK.... | |||
"TO LIGHTEN THE FORUM.... WHATS THE NICEST MESSAGE U HAVE HAD THIS WEEK ???? MINE... "Jings, heavens, help ma bob, mummy, daddy"........great sorry fantastic eyes....very innocent looking...great hair.....lovely breasts.....youve heard it all before....next i'll be saying i am on the m8 heading towards fife....next i'll be sayinging i am in Elie lost.......in a word WOW. You tick all my and a million other guys boxes. That surpassed all expectation. I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY SWEET Now you've let the cat out of the bag you can expect approx 1 million similar messages...." NOT AT ALL, I USUALLY GET HI IM IN FIFE AND I SO WANT TO FUCK UR FACE!! | |||
"TO LIGHTEN THE FORUM.... WHATS THE NICEST MESSAGE U HAVE HAD THIS WEEK ???? MINE... "Jings, heavens, help ma bob, mummy, daddy"........great sorry fantastic eyes....very innocent looking...great hair.....lovely breasts.....youve heard it all before....next i'll be saying i am on the m8 heading towards fife....next i'll be sayinging i am in Elie lost.......in a word WOW. You tick all my and a million other guys boxes. That surpassed all expectation. I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY SWEET Now you've let the cat out of the bag you can expect approx 1 million similar messages.... NOT AT ALL, I USUALLY GET HI IM IN FIFE AND I SO WANT TO FUCK UR FACE!!" hmmmm silver tounged cavalier there fife,,,, a catch!!!!!! | |||
" NOT AT ALL, I USUALLY GET HI IM IN FIFE AND I SO WANT TO FUCK UR FACE!!" I used to get that as well fife xxx but I blocked Fugy... cleared that problem up as good as the antibiotics cleared my scabs xxxx | |||
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"lmfao.....ya bunch of bassas.....i just ruined a perfectly good cuppa coffee all over me monitor LOLOLOLOLOL" he knows we love him in a str8 way .. | |||
" NOT AT ALL, I USUALLY GET HI IM IN FIFE AND I SO WANT TO FUCK UR FACE!! I used to get that as well fife xxx but I blocked Fugy... cleared that problem up as good as the antibiotics cleared my scabs xxxx "HA HA HA HA I HAVE TO SAY FUGGERS HAS NEVER MAILED ME!!!! | |||
" NOT AT ALL, I USUALLY GET HI IM IN FIFE AND I SO WANT TO FUCK UR FACE!! I used to get that as well fife xxx but I blocked Fugy... cleared that problem up as good as the antibiotics cleared my scabs xxxx
HA HA HA HA I HAVE TO SAY FUGGERS HAS NEVER MAILED ME!!!!"pop yur strap on fife, he will be all over ya xxx quicker than he gets the top of his KY tube xxxxxxx | |||
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" NOT AT ALL, I USUALLY GET HI IM IN FIFE AND I SO WANT TO FUCK UR FACE!! I used to get that as well fife xxx but I blocked Fugy... cleared that problem up as good as the antibiotics cleared my scabs xxxx
HA HA HA HA I HAVE TO SAY FUGGERS HAS NEVER MAILED ME!!!!
pop yur strap on fife, he will be all over ya xxx quicker than he gets the top of his KY tube xxxxxxx "i would have to say i think fuggers knows better then to bug me lol | |||
