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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What status updates have you seen and just thought "absolute brilliant".

Seen this status and just couldn't stop laughing, knowing lots of men would be messaging her.

She had "... "Would it put men off if I was meeting them, they came over to fuck me and I had dinosaur print bedding"

What Status updates made you smile or giggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

None...they're vomit inducing shite mostly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What status updates have you seen and just thought "absolute brilliant".

Seen this status and just couldn't stop laughing, knowing lots of men would be messaging her.

She had "... "Would it put men off if I was meeting them, they came over to fuck me and I had dinosaur print bedding"

What Status updates made you smile or giggle"

Seen that yesterday, made me smile

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By *eep.Man over a year ago

Just a background character

Jurassic Pork

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By *teve_it_aloneMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

There’s one today looking for “teachers or uniformed guys”.

I’m guessing that’s either someone with authority issues, or (more likely) a journalist on a fishing expedition!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I had a status update that I put on which was:

Can You Say "Supercalifragi Expeditious" When My Cock is Half Way Down Your Throat While Playing the Banjo. -If at Yours n There's a Banjo, I'm Fecked

Got quite a few messages from girls saying they could play the banjo - funny that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had a status update that I put on which was:

Can You Say "Supercalifragi Expeditious" When My Cock is Half Way Down Your Throat While Playing the Banjo. -If at Yours n There's a Banjo, I'm Fecked

Got quite a few messages from girls saying they could play the banjo - funny that

Did you mean funny haha or funny peculiar?

I may have picked up the wrong meaning originally

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Remember folks, any statuses you remember let us all know, its good to have a laugh and not be negative on here