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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

If and when I end up meeting, couple or a female, one of the most commonest things said to me is "why are you single ?". I usually reply, no one wants a guy with a small cock for too long

So folks what have you found people have said to you on a meet.

do you hear commonly "wooowww", "fuck that's big", "thought you'd be taller", "take a seat there, I'll be with you in a minute".

Right folks, let it rip

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By *UNKIEMan  over a year ago

south east

How do you take your coffee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I dazzle 'em speechless

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I look better than my pics.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Aww your tiny, your height of course"

Why thanks ??

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By *UNKIEMan  over a year ago

south east

I thought you'd be taller

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I get "when u coming back"

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By *UNKIEMan  over a year ago

south east


"I get "when u coming back" "

Much better than a please don't come back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I thought you'd be taller "

I thought you’d be taller!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I get "when u coming back"

Much better than a please don't come back "

Very true _unkie

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By *UNKIEMan  over a year ago

south east

I'm gonna ruin you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm gonna ruin you "

Ya lucky bugger _unkie

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By *ighland gentlemanMan  over a year ago

Ardgay

Milk, no sugar is probably what I've heard most often

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I'm gonna ruin you "

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

Let's skip the coffee.

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By *UNKIEMan  over a year ago

south east


"I'm gonna ruin you

Ya lucky bugger _unkie"

I thought so ... and was

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm gonna ruin you

Ya lucky bugger _unkie

I thought so ... and was "

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By *ilveryFoxMan  over a year ago

Midlothian


"If and when I end up meeting, couple or a female, one of the most commonest things said to me is "why are you single ?". I usually reply, no one wants a guy with a small cock for too long

So folks what have you found people have said to you on a meet.

do you hear commonly "wooowww", "fuck that's big", "thought you'd be taller", "take a seat there, I'll be with you in a minute".

Right folks, let it rip"

I’m using that line -

no one wants a guy with a small cock for too long

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By *ilveryFoxMan  over a year ago

Midlothian


"I'm gonna ruin you "

Financially?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If and when I end up meeting, couple or a female, one of the most commonest things said to me is "why are you single ?". I usually reply, no one wants a guy with a small cock for too long

So folks what have you found people have said to you on a meet.

do you hear commonly "wooowww", "fuck that's big", "thought you'd be taller", "take a seat there, I'll be with you in a minute".

Right folks, let it rip

I’m using that line -

no one wants a guy with a small cock for too long "

I think the OP was being coy...rumour has it, he's a whopper of a cock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*got

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By *UNKIEMan  over a year ago

south east

How the fuck did you get in here ..how did you find out where I lived or words to that effect

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If and when I end up meeting, couple or a female, one of the most commonest things said to me is "why are you single ?". I usually reply, no one wants a guy with a small cock for too long

So folks what have you found people have said to you on a meet.

do you hear commonly "wooowww", "fuck that's big", "thought you'd be taller", "take a seat there, I'll be with you in a minute".

Right folks, let it rip

I’m using that line -

no one wants a guy with a small cock for too long

I think the OP was being coy...rumour has it, he's a whopper of a cock "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve had “you look younger than you are”, “it’s bigger in person” and “sure, I’ll text you again”. Not from the same person, thankfully!

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By *ugs and JunkCouple  over a year ago

Bellshill

I didn’t think your boobs would be THAT big

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah I'd like a glass of water please

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By *eefyBangerMan  over a year ago

edinburgh

“You’re really thick”

I’m hoping they mean my willy. My usual reply is “well I ain’t called Beefy Banger for nothing”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probably something like “Thats how you suck my cock”

Or

“I can’t wait to taste your fucking cum”

Oral both ways is fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Sometimes I get from a girl, "I want fucked in every hole but that", (pointing to my cock), "aint going my ass".

I usually reply by saying "don't worry you'll only feel a little prick"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

only heard this once "Is It In Yet ?"

thankfully she was talking about the socket charger for her phone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jesus u are fatter than you look!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Do you just laugh ALL the time?" Some people find it endearing,others annoying as fuck.

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre

Scrabble?

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By *uietbloke67Man  over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Your late

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By *earded blossomCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow

You look like trouble

John

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I thought you were a TV.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"You look better in your pics"

or

"I didn't think you would be SOO curvey"

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By *anny77Man  over a year ago

glasgow

“You been busy tonight?”

Oh no that’s when I’m driving a taxi

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre


"I thought you were a TV."

LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Good grief, I can't get a word in edgeways!"

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By *undeeGuyXXXMan  over a year ago

Brechin

How are you single is the one I get most.. Or what you looking for... your clothes to be on the floor tends to be my answer had a couple of cheeky slaps

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If and when I end up meeting, couple or a female, one of the most commonest things said to me is "why are you single ?". I usually reply, no one wants a guy with a small cock for too long

So folks what have you found people have said to you on a meet.

do you hear commonly "wooowww", "fuck that's big", "thought you'd be taller", "take a seat there, I'll be with you in a minute".

Right folks, let it rip

I’m using that line -

no one wants a guy with a small cock for too long

I think the OP was being coy...rumour has it, he's a whopper of a cock "

Belter.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If I'm in a pub and someone recognises me (I've one of those faces sadly), and asks 'do I know you from somewhere' I usually just reply with 'well I've been in a few pornos'.

I've not btw, just to clarify

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I'm in a pub and someone recognises me (I've one of those faces sadly), and asks 'do I know you from somewhere' I usually just reply with 'well I've been in a few pornos'.

I've not btw, just to clarify "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I'm in a pub and someone recognises me (I've one of those faces sadly), and asks 'do I know you from somewhere' I usually just reply with 'well I've been in a few pornos'.

I've not btw, just to clarify "

Were you the fluffer?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who you gonna please with that to which I reply, ME

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By *iffdevilMan  over a year ago

glasgow

Is that going to be sore

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I'm in a pub and someone recognises me (I've one of those faces sadly), and asks 'do I know you from somewhere' I usually just reply with 'well I've been in a few pornos'.

I've not btw, just to clarify

Were you the fluffer? "

I couldn't even get a job as the fluffer's fluffer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How are you single when you can do that

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By *ickygirl41Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"If and when I end up meeting, couple or a female, one of the most commonest things said to me is "why are you single ?". I usually reply, no one wants a guy with a small cock for too long

So folks what have you found people have said to you on a meet.

do you hear commonly "wooowww", "fuck that's big", "thought you'd be taller", "take a seat there, I'll be with you in a minute".

Right folks, let it rip"

"holy fuck that's amazing, how are you doing that?"

"I'm done, I've reached my sexual peak now, it's all downhill from here"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some kinda muffled sounds if am honest... in their defence, it’s hard to talk through gaffer tape....

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By *idingawayCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow


""Good grief, I can't get a word in edgeways!""

This. Or do you ever shut up?

Also why would your mr let you out? If you were mine I would t let you do this.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Didn't the hump used to be on the other side?" The wooden leg is not that! noticeable

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

'Your Such a Fucking Tease'

Yip, heard that a few times but for the life of me, I don't know why they said that. It's not as if I know what 'm doing

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By *hargMan  over a year ago

Erskine

“You need more confidence in yourself”

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

One I used to get was “you’re not as intimidating as I thought you would be”

Oh and “do you ever shut up about football” lol

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By *ettyboop66Woman  over a year ago

Aberdeen

You look exactly like you do in your pics, I hope so as there my pics hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Please let me go, I promise I won't go to the police".

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Front door opens and I hear "yeah no thanks" lol

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"'Your Such a Fucking Tease'

Yip, heard that a few times but for the life of me, I don't know why they said that. It's not as if I know what 'm doing "

We know you don’t xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'There's something about you'

OR

'omg you give the best blowjobs'

.

I think guys probably say the last comment to everyone in the moment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You are better in the flesh...

There was me thinking my photos are good.

You are such a fuckin' tease...

Ooh...ooh... my fucking god...

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By *obertELeeMan  over a year ago

Montrose

Have you got clean underwear on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello lol

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Hello lol"

Ooh hello

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck me they're huge haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck me they're huge haha "

Yioe had that too... my balls

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By *othianGuy41Man  over a year ago

Eureka

Is it in yet?

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Here's your coat.. what's the hurry?

Don't call me..I'll call you!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it in yet? "
damn ya beat me

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Here's your coat.. what's the hurry?

Don't call me..I'll call you!!"

Don’t believe that for a second. X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"OMFG who taught you that?"

"Fuck you're damn good"

"Your cock worshipping is sublime!"

"That's the best blowjob I've ever had in my life!'

Etc etc

Considering I just switched sides last January I'm quite proud of my skills

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get that mask off its not halloween

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


""OMFG who taught you that?"

"Fuck you're damn good"

"Your cock worshipping is sublime!"

"That's the best blowjob I've ever had in my life!'

Etc etc

Considering I just switched sides last January I'm quite proud of my skills "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OOOooo I'm a bit nervous. Should I take my clothes off.....

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan  over a year ago

Glasvegas

Would you stop trying to put it in my ear!

Seemingly a wet willie isn't a sex act

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would you stop trying to put it in my ear!

Seemingly a wet willie isn't a sex act "

Stick your willy in her ear, that's aural sex.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Eh that's the babysitter just called I need to go ..........

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

You evil bastard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You look better than your pics

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some kinda muffled sounds if am honest... in their defence, it’s hard to talk through gaffer tape.... "

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