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You lady's are so lucky to have me back on fab, I'm shit in bed, have a tiny wee pecker, I'm a foot shorter than a tall person, my feet pong a bit, I'm really shy and struggle to converse, which is great because when you take me to bed I just lay there looking like a rabbit caught in the head lights and say fek all, oh and I've run out of aftershave, but don't worry I'll eat lots of garlic the night before we meet, you're welcome  |
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"You lady's are so lucky to have me back on fab, I'm shit in bed, have a tiny wee pecker, I'm a foot shorter than a tall person, my feet pong a bit, I'm really shy and struggle to converse, which is great because when you take me to bed I just lay there looking like a rabbit caught in the head lights and say fek all, oh and I've run out of aftershave, but don't worry I'll eat lots of garlic the night before we meet, you're welcome
You’re such an attention whore!!!   "
Haha you know me so well  funnily enough when I was on my last profile I'd message 100's of girls/couples to get one reply and never chatted much on the forums, now I msg one girl/couple once every 100 days to get no replies and I find myself on here all the time thinking up nonsense to post  |
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"You lady's are so lucky to have me back on fab, I'm shit in bed, have a tiny wee pecker, I'm a foot shorter than a tall person, my feet pong a bit, I'm really shy and struggle to converse, which is great because when you take me to bed I just lay there looking like a rabbit caught in the head lights and say fek all, oh and I've run out of aftershave, but don't worry I'll eat lots of garlic the night before we meet, you're welcome "
Top bantz.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You lady's are so lucky to have me back on fab, I'm shit in bed, have a tiny wee pecker, I'm a foot shorter than a tall person, my feet pong a bit, I'm really shy and struggle to converse, which is great because when you take me to bed I just lay there looking like a rabbit caught in the head lights and say fek all, oh and I've run out of aftershave, but don't worry I'll eat lots of garlic the night before we meet, you're welcome
Top bantz.
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