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By *ickygirl41 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

I love unusual euphimisms as you may be able to tell from recent posts.

What's your favourite euphimism (hopefully we'll be able to guess what part/act it is) So no explanation of what it's for

Dirty pillows

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Would you like to partake in some jiggy jiggy?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bare Arse boxing

Is 1 particular favourite

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By *LGuyMan  over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Doing a superman - a friend told me this and had me in stitches

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By *pinCouple  over a year ago

edinburgh

We sometimes exchanged boring words with sex acts or sex. So someone listening probably thinks we are kinky maniacs.

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By *mudg3rMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Playing the trombone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Polishing the salmon...

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By *mudg3rMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

“A prolific player of the pink oboe”. Peter Cook quote

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By *eefyBangerMan  over a year ago

edinburgh

Fudge packing

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By *esparate danMan  over a year ago

glasgow

Avocado smashing

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre

Getting a gummy

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By *ickygirl41 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Getting a gummy"

Is that when they take their teeth oot?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like the line from grumpy old men film

Taking the skin boat to tuna town lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always chuckle at 'bumping uglies'.

Elle

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By *ripleXrateDWoman  over a year ago

Ayrshire

Gubbie is used a lot in my house xxxx

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By *outhsider69Man  over a year ago

glasgow


"“A prolific player of the pink oboe”. Peter Cook quote"

I heard that years ago, always made me laugh, but never knew it was Peter Cook

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By *mudg3rMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"“A prolific player of the pink oboe”. Peter Cook quote

I heard that years ago, always made me laugh, but never knew it was Peter Cook "

He was satirising the judge of the Jeremy Thorpe trial. It’s on you tube, of course

I’ve since been told it wasn’t original but still fantastically funny.

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By *outhsider69Man  over a year ago

glasgow


"“A prolific player of the pink oboe”. Peter Cook quote

I heard that years ago, always made me laugh, but never knew it was Peter Cook

He was satirising the judge of the Jeremy Thorpe trial. It’s on you tube, of course

I’ve since been told it wasn’t original but still fantastically funny. "

Just watched it.... hilarious!!

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