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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Okay, have to share this story i was told by an old friend today.
His dad used to work as a door to door salesman back in the day selling household crap, he would on occasion get potential customers who were rude or hostile to him, when this happened he would turn on the charm and politely ask to use their bathroom.... when a customer obliged, he would take their toothbrush and shove it up his arse and If he was feeling horny, ejaculate over it lol.
 Never trust a salesman in your toilet! |
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"Okay, have to share this story i was told by an old friend today.
His dad used to work as a door to door salesman back in the day selling household crap, he would on occasion get potential customers who were rude or hostile to him, when this happened he would turn on the charm and politely ask to use their bathroom.... when a customer obliged, he would take their toothbrush and shove it up his arse and If he was feeling horny, ejaculate over it lol.
Or hide your bloody toothbrush, he wasn’t a toothbrush salesman was he???
Never trust a salesman in your toilet!"
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Our door went really late one night when I was wee. My dad answered and there was a man steaming and was lost. He asked to use the toilet and my mum felt sorry for him and let him. When he left my mum checked the bathroom and there was shit on the bath towel. I remember my mum and dad arguing. My dad got the blame for the shitty towel x |
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"Our door went really late one night when I was wee. My dad answered and there was a man steaming and was lost. He asked to use the toilet and my mum felt sorry for him and let him. When he left my mum checked the bathroom and there was shit on the bath towel. I remember my mum and dad arguing. My dad got the blame for the shitty towel x"
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"Okay, have to share this story i was told by an old friend today.
His dad used to work as a door to door salesman back in the day selling household crap, he would on occasion get potential customers who were rude or hostile to him, when this happened he would turn on the charm and politely ask to use their bathroom.... when a customer obliged, he would take their toothbrush and shove it up his arse and If he was feeling horny, ejaculate over it lol.
Never trust a salesman in your toilet!"
Sorry, not funny at all, just disgusting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Okay, have to share this story i was told by an old friend today.
His dad used to work as a door to door salesman back in the day selling household crap, he would on occasion get potential customers who were rude or hostile to him, when this happened he would turn on the charm and politely ask to use their bathroom.... when a customer obliged, he would take their toothbrush and shove it up his arse and If he was feeling horny, ejaculate over it lol.
Never trust a salesman in your toilet!
Sorry, not funny at all, just disgusting. "
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
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"Okay, have to share this story i was told by an old friend today.
His dad used to work as a door to door salesman back in the day selling household crap, he would on occasion get potential customers who were rude or hostile to him, when this happened he would turn on the charm and politely ask to use their bathroom.... when a customer obliged, he would take their toothbrush and shove it up his arse and If he was feeling horny, ejaculate over it lol.
Never trust a salesman in your toilet!"
and if it was the child of he families toothbrush...na don't get it. |
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