No not winter, the telephone type where they sell you stuff, noticed an influx of these calls recently although only 2 people have my house phone number, this morning it was my postcode enables me to new windows pish, usually i hang up but feeling a little devious thought fuck it lets see how long i can wind the fucker up.
caller, so mr xxxx would you be interested in taking advantage of your postcode selection for new windows ?
deviant, yes i certanly would please tell me more im really interested.
caller, well we need to move fast as its a limited offer only.
deviant, can you tell me the specs of said windows etc.
caller, give me to 2 secs mr xxxx will fetch the details.
deviant, sticks kettle on and rolls a smoke.
caller, thanks for your patiance, ok there bla bla bla, rymes off all the spec spending 10 mins rabbling on.
deviant, they sound ideal and would be perfect in my place.
caller, we just happen to have someone in your area who could pop in and measure up.
deviant, yes thats sounds ideal but can i ask how much ?
caller, well usually these retail at 5k but for you mr xxxx we can do for 4k
deviant, perfect can i ask where you got my number from as its ex directory ?
caller, erm erm we get supplied all numbers from a source.
deviant, ah ok well tell your source i dinnae want new windows cheers,
caller, but but but
deviant, nae buts bud now bugger off and dinnae call me again.
total call time 30 mins  |
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over a year ago
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offffttt lol i wind them up aww the time i once got a call at my grans to come demonstrate a craft matic adjustable bed in the living room i said aye and wen they came my papa told them to go away i was in mega trouble that day lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I worked for a day door to door trying to sell cavity wall insulation........
One of the first doors I chapped there stood a young lady wearing nothing but a bath towel......."My parents are both at work and I don't really live here anymore"
I managed to fill as many cavities as was possible over the next couple of hours.......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i had a call to say that my postcode had been selected for a special priced conservatory and would i be happy for someone to come round and measure up and give me a quote a said "aye no bother if yer fitting them in council flats 6 floors up" lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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just tell them you don't own the property, normally always one of the first things they ask and if you're just a tennant they will often just hang up on you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"just tell them you don't own the property
Where's the fun in that lol "
i always ask do they offer interest free credit and do they do credit checks only im blacklisted lol |
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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago
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My Dad (God rest him!) was brilliant at it!
Caller: Hello MR XXXXX Just calling today to let you know you have won a new bed!
DAD: Great! thank you very much, I'm in on Thursday you can deliver it then?
Caller: But, But It's NOT quite as simple as that, you need to complete our survey/questionaire first?
Dad: NO, No you just told me I had won a new bed, so please deliver it on thursday, as that is when my new Kitchen and windows are coming too! Thank you! ..and your name for reference is?
Caller:BBBzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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"My Dad (God rest him!) was brilliant at it!
Caller: Hello MR XXXXX Just calling today to let you know you have won a new bed!
DAD: Great! thank you very much, I'm in on Thursday you can deliver it then?
Caller: But, But It's NOT quite as simple as that, you need to complete our survey/questionaire first?
Dad: NO, No you just told me I had won a new bed, so please deliver it on thursday, as that is when my new Kitchen and windows are coming too! Thank you! ..and your name for reference is?
Caller:BBBzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Sexy Erika from virgin mobile calling me back tomorrow to discuss switching from 02, tissues ready, how far will she go i wonder  |
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