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Can someone please send me the script?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lost count how many profiles I've read, male and female! Saying they've been on before and know the script!! Can anyone tell me what the script is? Funnier the better  |
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"The script"
Join fab on a d*unken whim setup profile as quick as possible convinced in 20 mins you will be sorting out your libido.
quickly realise your onto plums.
rejoin paying attention to licking ass to make sure folk like you.
type the profile that folk say they wish to see (makes no odds it has no semblance to you its only to get a hump at there leg)
make a mistake let your true self show......rinse and repeat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""The script"
Join fab on a d*unken whim setup profile as quick as possible convinced in 20 mins you will be sorting out your libido.
quickly realise your onto plums.
rejoin paying attention to licking ass to make sure folk like you.
type the profile that folk say they wish to see (makes no odds it has no semblance to you its only to get a hump at there leg)
make a mistake let your true self show......rinse and repeat "
I asked for funny, not fact |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She's all laid up in bed with a broken heart,
While I'm drinking jack all alone in my local bar,
And we don't know how,
How we got into this mad situation,
Only doing things out of frustration
Trying to make it work but man these times are hard.
I sing it in E.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Script is.....Join, upload 27 pictures of your cock from every angle achievable, mail every female beteeen 18/99.... demand you wanna fuck. When she says naw tell her she’s a fake slag and see if she suddenly changes her mind and wants to ride you. 
The female script is that we likely join full of blossom hill on a lonely night, hope some nsa sex will cheer us up and we’ll suddenly come off our bi polar meds and live happily ever after with a guy named “bigcockshagsyerwife” (maybe that’s just me)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Script is.....Join, upload 27 pictures of your cock from every angle achievable, mail every female beteeen 18/99.... demand you wanna fuck. When she says naw tell her she’s a fake slag and see if she suddenly changes her mind and wants to ride you.
The female script is that we likely join full of blossom hill on a lonely night, hope some nsa sex will cheer us up and we’ll suddenly come off our bi polar meds and live happily ever after with a guy named “bigcockshagsyerwife” (maybe that’s just me)
So that's where I'm going wrong, I keep trying to have normal conversations with girls, I'll no be on for the rest of the day girls, I'll be too busy downloading cock pics "
Sky remotes and deodorant cans are my favourite. Please inbox me the pics x |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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Saw The Script live a few weeks ago they were awesome 
As for the OP ..I've been here since day dot and I still don't have a clue ..just when you think your sussing it all out ...something or someone comes along and changes the game lol the joys of fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Script is.....Join, upload 27 pictures of your cock from every angle achievable, mail every female beteeen 18/99.... demand you wanna fuck. When she says naw tell her she’s a fake slag and see if she suddenly changes her mind and wants to ride you.
The female script is that we likely join full of blossom hill on a lonely night, hope some nsa sex will cheer us up and we’ll suddenly come off our bi polar meds and live happily ever after with a guy named “bigcockshagsyerwife” (maybe that’s just me) "
You should write Mills & Boon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The script what’s the genre? Romance, fantasy, horror, thriller, comedy?
I guess you get all of that on here.
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Agreed Falcon
We each have our own script and perception... that's what makes life (and Fab) interesting... or not as your script may be |
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The script is only available to selected members it is not in written form you only receive it through telekinesis then it is wiped from your memory . You’ll realise when you have it as you have positive results for a while then realise it’s gone when things quieten down .
I could just be talking shite though and everyone probably goes through troughs and peaks with their fab journey the same as we all do in life . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The script is only available to selected members it is not in written form you only receive it through telekinesis then it is wiped from your memory . You’ll realise when you have it as you have positive results for a while then realise it’s gone when things quieten down .
I could just be talking shite though and everyone probably goes through troughs and peaks with their fab journey the same as we all do in life . "
Is there a special handshake and funny walk too  |
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"The script is only available to selected members it is not in written form you only receive it through telekinesis then it is wiped from your memory . You’ll realise when you have it as you have positive results for a while then realise it’s gone when things quieten down .
I could just be talking shite though and everyone probably goes through troughs and peaks with their fab journey the same as we all do in life .
Is there a special handshake and funny walk too "
I’ve told you before the funny walk was because of the thong I was wearing like cheesewire it was .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The script is only available to selected members it is not in written form you only receive it through telekinesis then it is wiped from your memory . You’ll realise when you have it as you have positive results for a while then realise it’s gone when things quieten down .
I could just be talking shite though and everyone probably goes through troughs and peaks with their fab journey the same as we all do in life .
Is there a special handshake and funny walk too
I’ve told you before the funny walk was because of the thong I was wearing like cheesewire it was . "
hahahah I clenched reading that |
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"The script is only available to selected members it is not in written form you only receive it through telekinesis then it is wiped from your memory . You’ll realise when you have it as you have positive results for a while then realise it’s gone when things quieten down .
I could just be talking shite though and everyone probably goes through troughs and peaks with their fab journey the same as we all do in life .
Is there a special handshake and funny walk too
I’ve told you before the funny walk was because of the thong I was wearing like cheesewire it was .
hahahah I clenched reading that "
Keep doing that it’ll stop the need for Tena lady eventually . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The script is only available to selected members it is not in written form you only receive it through telekinesis then it is wiped from your memory . You’ll realise when you have it as you have positive results for a while then realise it’s gone when things quieten down .
I could just be talking shite though and everyone probably goes through troughs and peaks with their fab journey the same as we all do in life .
Is there a special handshake and funny walk too
I’ve told you before the funny walk was because of the thong I was wearing like cheesewire it was .
hahahah I clenched reading that
Keep doing that it’ll stop the need for Tena lady eventually . "
It's a win win whoohoo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The script what’s the genre? Romance, fantasy, horror, thriller, comedy?
I guess you get all of that on here.
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You do ..
Im watching some drama about a small minority of people with the lowest form of wit.Its more like a Comedy..
Its on Channel 5 if youve got..Fab Oracle TV
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"The script what’s the genre? Romance, fantasy, horror, thriller, comedy?
I guess you get all of that on here.
You do ..
Im watching some drama about a small minority of people with the lowest form of wit.Its more like a Comedy..
Its on Channel 5 if youve got..Fab Oracle TV
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Fuck...i just flicked it over to 5....it's Cagney and Lacey...should have taken ma time reading it, ave got Sky, no Fab Oracle...is that included when ya pay a fiver? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The script what’s the genre? Romance, fantasy, horror, thriller, comedy?
I guess you get all of that on here.
You do ..
Im watching some drama about a small minority of people with the lowest form of wit.Its more like a Comedy..
Its on Channel 5 if youve got..Fab Oracle TV
Fuck...i just flicked it over to 5....it's Cagney and Lacey...should have taken ma time reading it, ave got Sky, no Fab Oracle...is that included when ya pay a fiver? "
Free unlimited acces if your sexy as feck ..
Lucky you x
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"The Script" (for guys only, please don't try this if you are female/couple)
Wright any shite you want on your profile for no matter how much us women bitch about guys not reading our profile, we NEVER read there's.
Always have a face pic, just don't show any fker, we always think we can get better.
Cock pics are essential to get attention....we like nothing better than berating numbnuts who have 23 of them on their profile.
Always be "flexible"....the goalposts NEVER stay in the same place for more than a day.
And lastly, but by no means least, try to "whitenight" on a daily basis....this will piss other guys off and endear you to us defenceless young(ish) lady's(not so ish).
Thank me later, once you are up to yer knees in minge.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Script is.....Join, upload 27 pictures of your cock from every angle achievable, mail every female beteeen 18/99.... demand you wanna fuck. When she says naw tell her she’s a fake slag and see if she suddenly changes her mind and wants to ride you.
The female script is that we likely join full of blossom hill on a lonely night, hope some nsa sex will cheer us up and we’ll suddenly come off our bi polar meds and live happily ever after with a guy named “bigcockshagsyerwife” (maybe that’s just me)
You should write Mills & Boon."
Already tried. Got patched!  |
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By *eADevilCouple
over a year ago
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You need to rejoin 47 times before you can officially say , "been on before, so we know the script". It's in Fabs terms and conditions. Clearly you guys DONT read the terms and conditions. Tut tut. |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
south east |
"Script is.....Join, upload 27 pictures of your cock from every angle achievable, mail every female beteeen 18/99.... demand you wanna fuck. When she says naw tell her she’s a fake slag and see if she suddenly changes her mind and wants to ride you.
The female script is that we likely join full of blossom hill on a lonely night, hope some nsa sex will cheer us up and we’ll suddenly come off our bi polar meds and live happily ever after with a guy named “bigcockshagsyerwife” (maybe that’s just me)
You should write Mills & Boon.
Already tried. Got patched! "
Being patched is the norm |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
south east |
"You need to rejoin 47 times before you can officially say , "been on before, so we know the script". It's in Fabs terms and conditions. Clearly you guys DONT read the terms and conditions. Tut tut. "
Ffs that's where I'm going wrong ..still on my first profile  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Saw The Script live a few weeks ago they were awesome
As for the OP ..I've been here since day dot and I still don't have a clue ..just when you think your sussing it all out ...something or someone comes along and changes the game lol the joys of fab "
I had a single, then a couples and now a singles account, I've experienced fab for about 4 years in total and totally agree with you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Script is.....Join, upload 27 pictures of your cock from every angle achievable, mail every female beteeen 18/99.... demand you wanna fuck. When she says naw tell her she’s a fake slag and see if she suddenly changes her mind and wants to ride you.
The female script is that we likely join full of blossom hill on a lonely night, hope some nsa sex will cheer us up and we’ll suddenly come off our bi polar meds and live happily ever after with a guy named “bigcockshagsyerwife” (maybe that’s just me)
So that's where I'm going wrong, I keep trying to have normal conversations with girls, I'll no be on for the rest of the day girls, I'll be too busy downloading cock pics
Sky remotes and deodorant cans are my favourite. Please inbox me the pics x"
I've bought one of those travel size tins of linx, makes my cock look huge |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The script is only available to selected members it is not in written form you only receive it through telekinesis then it is wiped from your memory . You’ll realise when you have it as you have positive results for a while then realise it’s gone when things quieten down .
I could just be talking shite though and everyone probably goes through troughs and peaks with their fab journey the same as we all do in life . "
I was believing you as well, then you gave it away by saying you might be talking shite |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""The Script" (for guys only, please don't try this if you are female/couple)
Wright any shite you want on your profile for no matter how much us women bitch about guys not reading our profile, we NEVER read there's.
Always have a face pic, just don't show any fker, we always think we can get better.
Cock pics are essential to get attention....we like nothing better than berating numbnuts who have 23 of them on their profile.
Always be "flexible"....the goalposts NEVER stay in the same place for more than a day.
And lastly, but by no means least, try to "whitenight" on a daily basis....this will piss other guys off and endear you to us defenceless young(ish) lady's(not so ish).
Thank me later, once you are up to yer knees in minge.
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Love your answer, what's whitenight though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You need to rejoin 47 times before you can officially say , "been on before, so we know the script". It's in Fabs terms and conditions. Clearly you guys DONT read the terms and conditions. Tut tut. "
What there's terms and conditions!!!!! |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"Which basically means someone ... was on here... told their mate at work about it... who then told their cousins nephews siters brother in law about the site... and they told them to join"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't forget the most overused wankest cliche` on the verification "I'll say something nice but don't really mean it " system
" treat them/her/him with respect guys!"
Boak  |
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The script is just a blank piece of paper ...but if you look at it for long enough...a fantastical bacchanalian tale of sordid debauchery appears...all your dreams and fantasies are about to come true..you will not only go to the ball,you will ball at the ball....but it's really just a blank piece of paper. |
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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago
Paisley |
"The script is only available to selected members it is not in written form you only receive it through telekinesis then it is wiped from your memory . You’ll realise when you have it as you have positive results for a while then realise it’s gone when things quieten down .
I could just be talking shite though and everyone probably goes through troughs and peaks with their fab journey the same as we all do in life .
Is there a special handshake and funny walk too
I’ve told you before the funny walk was because of the thong I was wearing like cheesewire it was .
hahahah I clenched reading that
Keep doing that it’ll stop the need for Tena lady eventually .
It's a win win whoohoo "
I nearly had an Ooops moment reading that! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Muschi Zerstorer ...
The Script is buddy ..England are oot.."Its no coming home" .
Away and get yer hole .. "
I do like to start the day with a good old belly laugh, and your reply just provided me with one and all who will be lucky enough to read it, cheers bud |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't forget the most overused wankest cliche` on the verification "I'll say something nice but don't really mean it " system
" treat them/her/him with respect guys!"
Boak "
Never understood the veri that goes on about how big a slag she was, took it in every hole, slapped her silly, called her a slag, cunt, whore, bitch whilst giving her a good seeing too, treat this one with respect guys?????? WTAF!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Muschi Zerstorer ...
The Script is buddy ..England are oot.."Its no coming home" .
Away and get yer hole ..
I do like to start the day with a good old belly laugh, and your reply just provided me with one and all who will be lucky enough to read it, cheers bud"
Many thanks for your compliment Boss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't forget the most overused wankest cliche` on the verification "I'll say something nice but don't really mean it " system
" treat them/her/him with respect guys!"
Boak
Never understood the veri that goes on about how big a slag she was, took it in every hole, slapped her silly, called her a slag, cunt, whore, bitch whilst giving her a good seeing too, treat this one with respect guys?????? WTAF!!!!"
You forgot the veris guys leave that contain the self praise about how she took all of their big cocks and big loads |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never understood the verification scenario apart from the first one to confirm your genuine..
Your never going to promote a bad verification.If people claim to challrnge it and say "Its too see who theyve met".Its really none of your feckin business.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never understood the verification scenario apart from the first one to confirm your genuine..
Your never going to promote a bad verification.If people claim to challrnge it and say "Its too see who theyve met".Its really none of your feckin business.
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Agreed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never understood the verification scenario apart from the first one to confirm your genuine..
Your never going to promote a bad verification.If people claim to challrnge it and say "Its too see who theyve met. Its really none of your feckin business.
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That's why I hide mine. They're terrible..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never understood the verification scenario apart from the first one to confirm your genuine..
Your never going to promote a bad verification.If people claim to challrnge it and say "Its too see who theyve met. Its really none of your feckin business.
That's why I hide mine. They're terrible..... "
Hahaha you ARE terrible... in the best way lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't forget the most overused wankest cliche` on the verification "I'll say something nice but don't really mean it " system
" treat them/her/him with respect guys!"
Boak
Never understood the veri that goes on about how big a slag she was, took it in every hole, slapped her silly, called her a slag, cunt, whore, bitch whilst giving her a good seeing too, treat this one with respect guys?????? WTAF!!!!"
“Sucked cock like a Dyson and loves it up the arse”.....”treat her with respect, she’s one of the best”. Hahaha......cringe as fuck! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never understood the verification scenario apart from the first one to confirm your genuine..
Your never going to promote a bad verification.If people claim to challrnge it and say "Its too see who theyve met. Its really none of your feckin business.
That's why I hide mine. They're terrible..... "
Me too.....I don’t need anyone knowing the “real” me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't forget the most overused wankest cliche` on the verification "I'll say something nice but don't really mean it " system
" treat them/her/him with respect guys!"
Boak
Never understood the veri that goes on about how big a slag she was, took it in every hole, slapped her silly, called her a slag, cunt, whore, bitch whilst giving her a good seeing too, treat this one with respect guys?????? WTAF!!!!
“Sucked cock like a Dyson and loves it up the arse”.....”treat her with respect, she’s one of the best”. Hahaha......cringe as fuck! "
Lol does seem a bit of an oxymoron doesn’t it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't forget the most overused wankest cliche` on the verification "I'll say something nice but don't really mean it " system
" treat them/her/him with respect guys!"
Boak
Never understood the veri that goes on about how big a slag she was, took it in every hole, slapped her silly, called her a slag, cunt, whore, bitch whilst giving her a good seeing too, treat this one with respect guys?????? WTAF!!!!
“Sucked cock like a Dyson and loves it up the arse”.....”treat her with respect, she’s one of the best”. Hahaha......cringe as fuck! "
I'd be fucking raging if someone left me a verification like that. Dyson' s are shite! I suck like Henry The Hoover |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't forget the most overused wankest cliche` on the verification "I'll say something nice but don't really mean it " system
" treat them/her/him with respect guys!"
Boak
Never understood the veri that goes on about how big a slag she was, took it in every hole, slapped her silly, called her a slag, cunt, whore, bitch whilst giving her a good seeing too, treat this one with respect guys?????? WTAF!!!!
“Sucked cock like a Dyson and loves it up the arse”.....”treat her with respect, she’s one of the best”. Hahaha......cringe as fuck!
I'd be fucking raging if someone left me a verification like that. Dyson' s are shite! I suck like Henry The Hoover "
Power suction! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't forget the most overused wankest cliche` on the verification "I'll say something nice but don't really mean it " system
" treat them/her/him with respect guys!"
Boak
Never understood the veri that goes on about how big a slag she was, took it in every hole, slapped her silly, called her a slag, cunt, whore, bitch whilst giving her a good seeing too, treat this one with respect guys?????? WTAF!!!!
“Sucked cock like a Dyson and loves it up the arse”.....”treat her with respect, she’s one of the best”. Hahaha......cringe as fuck!
I'd be fucking raging if someone left me a verification like that. Dyson' s are shite! I suck like Henry The Hoover
Power suction! "
Aye...he's like a shrivelled up balloon by the time I'm finished with him |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't forget the most overused wankest cliche` on the verification "I'll say something nice but don't really mean it " system
" treat them/her/him with respect guys!"
Boak
Never understood the veri that goes on about how big a slag she was, took it in every hole, slapped her silly, called her a slag, cunt, whore, bitch whilst giving her a good seeing too, treat this one with respect guys?????? WTAF!!!!
You forgot the veris guys leave that contain the self praise about how she took all of their big cocks and big loads "
And the flip side to that when a guy says, had me cumming in seconds! yeah the girls are going to want the pleasure of your 2 seconds worth |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't forget the most overused wankest cliche` on the verification "I'll say something nice but don't really mean it " system
" treat them/her/him with respect guys!"
Boak
Never understood the veri that goes on about how big a slag she was, took it in every hole, slapped her silly, called her a slag, cunt, whore, bitch whilst giving her a good seeing too, treat this one with respect guys?????? WTAF!!!!
You forgot the veris guys leave that contain the self praise about how she took all of their big cocks and big loads
And the flip side to that when a guy says, had me cumming in seconds! yeah the girls are going to want the pleasure of your 2 seconds worth "
I know. That means she has a furtive imagination and you were most likely so shite she wanted it over and done with! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't forget the most overused wankest cliche` on the verification "I'll say something nice but don't really mean it " system
" treat them/her/him with respect guys!"
Boak
Never understood the veri that goes on about how big a slag she was, took it in every hole, slapped her silly, called her a slag, cunt, whore, bitch whilst giving her a good seeing too, treat this one with respect guys?????? WTAF!!!!
“Sucked cock like a Dyson and loves it up the arse”.....”treat her with respect, she’s one of the best”. Hahaha......cringe as fuck! "
Does that mean the guy has actually attached a Dyson to the end of his winky, so that he can make an educated comparison?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't forget the most overused wankest cliche` on the verification "I'll say something nice but don't really mean it " system
" treat them/her/him with respect guys!"
Boak
Never understood the veri that goes on about how big a slag she was, took it in every hole, slapped her silly, called her a slag, cunt, whore, bitch whilst giving her a good seeing too, treat this one with respect guys?????? WTAF!!!!
“Sucked cock like a Dyson and loves it up the arse”.....”treat her with respect, she’s one of the best”. Hahaha......cringe as fuck!
Does that mean the guy has actually attached a Dyson to the end of his winky, so that he can make an educated comparison?? "
Here, you’d be a safer bet a attaching a dyson....they’ve not got teeth. |
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"Don't forget the most overused wankest cliche` on the verification "I'll say something nice but don't really mean it " system
" treat them/her/him with respect guys!"
Boak
Never understood the veri that goes on about how big a slag she was, took it in every hole, slapped her silly, called her a slag, cunt, whore, bitch whilst giving her a good seeing too, treat this one with respect guys?????? WTAF!!!!
“Sucked cock like a Dyson and loves it up the arse”.....”treat her with respect, she’s one of the best”. Hahaha......cringe as fuck!
Does that mean the guy has actually attached a Dyson to the end of his winky, so that he can make an educated comparison?? "
Attach a Vax to it ..Youll get the Wet & Dry function. |
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"Don't forget the most overused wankest cliche` on the verification "I'll say something nice but don't really mean it " system
" treat them/her/him with respect guys!"
Boak
Never understood the veri that goes on about how big a slag she was, took it in every hole, slapped her silly, called her a slag, cunt, whore, bitch whilst giving her a good seeing too, treat this one with respect guys?????? WTAF!!!!
“Sucked cock like a Dyson and loves it up the arse”.....”treat her with respect, she’s one of the best”. Hahaha......cringe as fuck!
Does that mean the guy has actually attached a Dyson to the end of his winky, so that he can make an educated comparison??
Here, you’d be a safer bet a attaching a dyson....they’ve not got teeth. "
That's why you should never piss your gf/wife off then expect a bj |
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"Don't forget the most overused wankest cliche` on the verification "I'll say something nice but don't really mean it " system
" treat them/her/him with respect guys!"
Boak
Never understood the veri that goes on about how big a slag she was, took it in every hole, slapped her silly, called her a slag, cunt, whore, bitch whilst giving her a good seeing too, treat this one with respect guys?????? WTAF!!!!
“Sucked cock like a Dyson and loves it up the arse”.....”treat her with respect, she’s one of the best”. Hahaha......cringe as fuck!
Does that mean the guy has actually attached a Dyson to the end of his winky, so that he can make an educated comparison??
Attach a Vax to it ..Youll get the Wet & Dry function. "
Adds a whole new meaning to the term sloppy bj |
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Ha ha, these comments are almost a new thread on their own. " could suck the chrome off a tow ball " was one that made me laugh years ago.
Call me old fashioned but I don't want my boaby dazzler being turned inside out by -ve pressure.
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