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over a year ago
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"Fruit.....unless its cheat saturday then all bets are off  "
Nutter...never have I ever arrived home from a long shift and thought .."Oooft...cannae wait to get tore into that kumquat!" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Roasted cheese...."
NO WAY!!! ROASTED cheese!!!!???!! Yer taking this to new level young lady
IF you make “roasted cheese” under the grill... it’s NOT roasted... it’s TOASTED! Toasted cheese is TOASTED - that is GRILLED. If something is “roasted” it’s cooked in the oven!!!
Btw... if ya want to wrestle naked to resolve this issue am in... I’ll win, I’ve got roasted boobage  |
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"Roasted cheese....
NO WAY!!! ROASTED cheese!!!!???!! Yer taking this to new level young lady
IF you make “roasted cheese” under the grill... it’s NOT roasted... it’s TOASTED! Toasted cheese is TOASTED - that is GRILLED. If something is “roasted” it’s cooked in the oven!!!
Btw... if ya want to wrestle naked to resolve this issue am in... I’ll win, I’ve got roasted boobage "
What she said ( apart from the naked wrestle)  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Roasted cheese....
NO WAY!!! ROASTED cheese!!!!???!! Yer taking this to new level young lady
IF you make “roasted cheese” under the grill... it’s NOT roasted... it’s TOASTED! Toasted cheese is TOASTED - that is GRILLED. If something is “roasted” it’s cooked in the oven!!!
Btw... if ya want to wrestle naked to resolve this issue am in... I’ll win, I’ve got roasted boobage
What she said ( apart from the naked wrestle) "
There’s always a party pooper lolllll but YES!!!  |
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"Fruit.....unless its cheat saturday then all bets are off
Nutter...never have I ever arrived home from a long shift and thought .."Oooft...cannae wait to get tore into that kumquat!""
kumquat!"??
Please ..Dinna tell me thats what ya call your Lady bits ..
I can see someone typing the post already ..
Kumquat Gangbang in Edinburgh.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fruit.....unless its cheat saturday then all bets are off
Nutter...never have I ever arrived home from a long shift and thought .."Oooft...cannae wait to get tore into that kumquat!"
kumquat!"??
Please ..Dinna tell me thats what ya call your Lady bits ..
I can see someone typing the post already ..
Kumquat Gangbang in Edinburgh.. "
As long as it’s not grape grape there’s a bunch of em
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"Roasted cheese....
NO WAY!!! ROASTED cheese!!!!???!! Yer taking this to new level young lady
IF you make “roasted cheese” under the grill... it’s NOT roasted... it’s TOASTED! Toasted cheese is TOASTED - that is GRILLED. If something is “roasted” it’s cooked in the oven!!!
Btw... if ya want to wrestle naked to resolve this issue am in... I’ll win, I’ve got roasted boobage
What she said ( apart from the naked wrestle) "
The only bit I remembered was the naked wrestle, c’mon, a 3 way contest would be a great event |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Roasted cheese....
NO WAY!!! ROASTED cheese!!!!???!! Yer taking this to new level young lady
IF you make “roasted cheese” under the grill... it’s NOT roasted... it’s TOASTED! Toasted cheese is TOASTED - that is GRILLED. If something is “roasted” it’s cooked in the oven!!!
Btw... if ya want to wrestle naked to resolve this issue am in... I’ll win, I’ve got roasted boobage
What she said ( apart from the naked wrestle)
The only bit I remembered was the naked wrestle, c’mon, a 3 way contest would be a great event "
Hah!!! This is between me n Mrs Doggy (to be honest it’s more likely to be afternoon cocktails and scones but am up for that ) |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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"Roasted cheese....
NO WAY!!! ROASTED cheese!!!!???!! Yer taking this to new level young lady
IF you make “roasted cheese” under the grill... it’s NOT roasted... it’s TOASTED! Toasted cheese is TOASTED - that is GRILLED. If something is “roasted” it’s cooked in the oven!!!
Btw... if ya want to wrestle naked to resolve this issue am in... I’ll win, I’ve got roasted boobage
What she said ( apart from the naked wrestle)
The only bit I remembered was the naked wrestle, c’mon, a 3 way contest would be a great event
Hah!!! This is between me n Mrs Doggy (to be honest it’s more likely to be afternoon cocktails and scones but am up for that ) "
Hmmm. I could do a scone with butter, jam and cream while I watch you two wrestle. Truly scrumptious. |
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"Fruit.....unless its cheat saturday then all bets are off
Nutter...never have I ever arrived home from a long shift and thought .."Oooft...cannae wait to get tore into that kumquat!""
What if it were a cumtwat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fruit.....unless its cheat saturday then all bets are off
Nutter...never have I ever arrived home from a long shift and thought .."Oooft...cannae wait to get tore into that kumquat!"
What if it were a cumtwat"
That’s a Friday treat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fruit.....unless its cheat saturday then all bets are off
Nutter...never have I ever arrived home from a long shift and thought .."Oooft...cannae wait to get tore into that kumquat!"
What if it were a cumtwat
That’s a Friday treat "
I'd prefer a walnut whip |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Roasted cheese....
NO WAY!!! ROASTED cheese!!!!???!! Yer taking this to new level young lady
IF you make “roasted cheese” under the grill... it’s NOT roasted... it’s TOASTED! Toasted cheese is TOASTED - that is GRILLED. If something is “roasted” it’s cooked in the oven!!!
Btw... if ya want to wrestle naked to resolve this issue am in... I’ll win, I’ve got roasted boobage "
Ha ha! Mr said the exact same thing "Fucking hate it when you say that!"
We always called it that growing up. Can we agree on melted cheese then? .....and I've got some Aloe Vera here for yer roasted/toasted/frazzled titties |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Roasted cheese....
NO WAY!!! ROASTED cheese!!!!???!! Yer taking this to new level young lady
IF you make “roasted cheese” under the grill... it’s NOT roasted... it’s TOASTED! Toasted cheese is TOASTED - that is GRILLED. If something is “roasted” it’s cooked in the oven!!!
Btw... if ya want to wrestle naked to resolve this issue am in... I’ll win, I’ve got roasted boobage
Ha ha! Mr said the exact same thing "Fucking hate it when you say that!"
We always called it that growing up. Can we agree on melted cheese then? .....and I've got some Aloe Vera here for yer roasted/toasted/frazzled titties "
Allo to you missus, Melted cheese it is... but don't call me Vera |
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"Fruit.....unless its cheat saturday then all bets are off
Nutter...never have I ever arrived home from a long shift and thought .."Oooft...cannae wait to get tore into that kumquat!"
What if it were a cumtwat"
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