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[VINCENT]
No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
[JULES]
What'd they call it?
[VINCENT]
They call it Royale with Cheese. |
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Hard work may not always result in success but it will never result in regret .... Brad Pitt MoneyBall
I never look back, Darling... it distracts from the now .... Edna Mode The Incredibles
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"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!"
I was going to go with this. However, since I got beaten to it, it'll have to be:
Surely you can't be serious?
I am serious; and don't call me Shirley. |
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Dave: Don't we get a last request?
Eve: What would you like?
Dave: Would you scratch my nose for me?
[Eve scratches his nose with a coin and then kisses him]
Dave: You're a very sick woman.
Eve: Thank you. Mr Karew, what would you you like?
Wally: I suppose a fuck is out of the question.
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"Hard work may not always result in success but it will never result in regret .... Brad Pitt MoneyBall
I never look back, Darling... it distracts from the now .... Edna Mode The Incredibles
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Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Women ! What can you say ? Who made 'em ? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair -- They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... and just wanted to go to sleep forever ? Or lips -- and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits ! Whoo-ah ! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya... Like secret searchlights. Mmm. And legs -- I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em, passport to heaven.
Scent of a woman I love that film
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"What is everyone's favourite movie phrase. Mine is "Yipee kay mother fucker", from Die hard of course..lol 
ENGLISH MOTHERFKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT "
"No fucking shit lady! do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?" |
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You remind me of the babe (what babe? )
The babe with the power (what power? )
The power of voodoo (who do? )
You do (do what? )
Remind me of the babe
Labyrinth
Musicmaid x |
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It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference |
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"You remind me of the babe (what babe? )
The babe with the power (what power? )
The power of voodoo (who do? )
You do (do what? )
Remind me of the babe
Labyrinth
Musicmaid x"
I picked that too |
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"It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference"
Snp shoulda just quoted that in their leaflet |
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"It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference
Snp shoulda just quoted that in their leaflet "
Pmsl... if anyone says it though we’ll kill em...
On that note and on the flip side of our wonderful wee part of the world...
Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedommmmm!!!  |
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"It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference
Snp shoulda just quoted that in their leaflet
Pmsl... if anyone says it though we’ll kill em...
On that note and on the flip side of our wonderful wee part of the world...
Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedommmmm!!! "
I mean if anyone ELSE says it grrrrr  |
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"It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference
Snp shoulda just quoted that in their leaflet
Pmsl... if anyone says it though we’ll kill em...
On that note and on the flip side of our wonderful wee part of the world...
Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedommmmm!!! "
took longer than expected for that one to materialize haha |
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"It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference
Snp shoulda just quoted that in their leaflet
Pmsl... if anyone says it though we’ll kill em...
On that note and on the flip side of our wonderful wee part of the world...
Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedommmmm!!!
took longer than expected for that one to materialize haha"
Hahaha I thought that too once it occurred to me... I like it in contrast to Cherry’s trainspotting one |
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"It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference
Snp shoulda just quoted that in their leaflet
Pmsl... if anyone says it though we’ll kill em...
On that note and on the flip side of our wonderful wee part of the world...
Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedommmmm!!!
took longer than expected for that one to materialize haha
Hahaha I thought that too once it occurred to me... I like it in contrast to Cherry’s trainspotting one "
it is shite being scottish tho, im switching to belgian :D |
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"It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference
Snp shoulda just quoted that in their leaflet
Pmsl... if anyone says it though we’ll kill em...
On that note and on the flip side of our wonderful wee part of the world...
Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedommmmm!!!
took longer than expected for that one to materialize haha
Hahaha I thought that too once it occurred to me... I like it in contrast to Cherry’s trainspotting one
it is shite being scottish tho, im switching to belgian :D"
Lmao not me I love every pioneering, funny, clever, fucked up part of Wee nation!!!
Belgium does great beer, chocolate and waffles mind you  |
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"It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference
Snp shoulda just quoted that in their leaflet
Pmsl... if anyone says it though we’ll kill em...
On that note and on the flip side of our wonderful wee part of the world...
Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedommmmm!!!
took longer than expected for that one to materialize haha
Hahaha I thought that too once it occurred to me... I like it in contrast to Cherry’s trainspotting one
it is shite being scottish tho, im switching to belgian :D
Lmao not me I love every pioneering, funny, clever, fucked up part of Wee nation!!!
Belgium does great beer, chocolate and waffles mind you "
AND (potentially) beats england  |
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"It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference
Snp shoulda just quoted that in their leaflet
Pmsl... if anyone says it though we’ll kill em...
On that note and on the flip side of our wonderful wee part of the world...
Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedommmmm!!!
took longer than expected for that one to materialize haha
Hahaha I thought that too once it occurred to me... I like it in contrast to Cherry’s trainspotting one
it is shite being scottish tho, im switching to belgian :D
Lmao not me I love every pioneering, funny, clever, fucked up part of Wee nation!!!
Belgium does great beer, chocolate and waffles mind you
AND (potentially) beats england "
Those words have made me sooooo aroused... lolol x |
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"It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference"
Should clarify; I fuckin love being Scottish. Stunning scenery, progressive attitudes, great pubs and restaurants, and amazing weather (this week!). |
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"It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference"
Tried to put thumbs up to this but just came up as question marks....jeez |
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Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players etc etc etc . . . Choose life . . .
But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? |
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By *he_stigMan
over a year ago
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“Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity”
Vinnie Jones in Snatch
My whole life revolves around that particular sentence.
Woody: “oh look we’re flying!”
Buzz Lightyear: “ No we’re not flying, we’re falling with Style!”
Toy Story |
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"It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference"
Very much more true now, than it's ever been; in my lifetime, anyway.  |
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Shrek: For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, er... ogres... are... like onions.
Donkey: [sniffs onion] They stink?
Shrek: Yes...NO!
Donkey: Or they make you cry.
Shrek: No!
Donkey: Oh, you leave them out in the sun and they turn brown and start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: NO! LAYERS! Onions have layers. OGRES have layers. Onions have layers... you get it. We both have layers.
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. [pause] You know, not everybody likes onions. [pause] CAKES! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers! |
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"Shrek: For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, er... ogres... are... like onions.
Donkey: [sniffs onion] They stink?
Shrek: Yes...NO!
Donkey: Or they make you cry.
Shrek: No!
Donkey: Oh, you leave them out in the sun and they turn brown and start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: NO! LAYERS! Onions have layers. OGRES have layers. Onions have layers... you get it. We both have layers.
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. [pause] You know, not everybody likes onions. [pause] CAKES! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers!"
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Are you ready to hear something? I want you to see if this sounds familiar: any time you try a decent crime, you got fifty ways you're gonna fuck up. If you think of twenty-five of them, then you're a genius... and you ain't no genius. You remember who told me that?
Teddy Lewis in Body Heat |
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"And, from the same film, the best ultimatum ever made.
Romero: You touch me... he dies. If you're not in the air in thirty seconds... he dies. You come back in... he dies.
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Lol ages since I saw that movie |
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"And, from the same film, the best ultimatum ever made.
Romero: You touch me... he dies. If you're not in the air in thirty seconds... he dies. You come back in... he dies.
Lol ages since I saw that movie "
It's a classic. I love it. |
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"Ripley: You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over a goddamn percentage."
Another belter. Comes not long before Hudson's classic: "You're dogmeat, pal!" |
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"Drop your cocks and grab your socks!
Full metal jacket "
Love the march song in that - "This is my rifle this is my gun, this is for fighting this is for fun (grabs crotch)" |
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"Drop your cocks and grab your socks!
Full metal jacket
Love the march song in that - "This is my rifle this is my gun, this is for fighting this is for fun (grabs crotch)" "
"You climb obstacles like old people fuck!"
There's some films that can fill a thread like this. |
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scouse accent - what the fuck do we know about antiques, we rob post offies and steal cars, WTF do we know about antiqes lol followed shortly by
"you get the fucking guns, i drivvvve the caaaarrrrr" |
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You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?
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Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me
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If it bleeds, we can kill it
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Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy's heed.
Tony Giardino: Shhh!
Stuart Mackenzie: I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.
Tony Giardino: Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex.
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid.
Tony Giardino: Shh!
Stuart Mackenzie: Has it's own weather system.
Tony Giardino: Sh, sh, shh.
Stuart Mackenzie: HEAD! MOVE! |
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Pulls his shirt Open for them to see a tattoo on his chest
He says "this is, uh, Candy-lee, tits like Howitzers".
The other guys says "Is that's your girlfriend"
The guys reply's "no, it's my sister"
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