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By *uirkygirl OP Couple over a year ago

Quirkyville

Is it just me or has anyone else noticed the amout of usernames thats should be a breach of Trading Standards?????????

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By *ola cubesMan over a year ago

coatbridge

but i am sweet n kinda square

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan over a year ago

Glenrothes

Mea culpa! My hair isn't silver - its light grey going on white. Lol. But I am a man - at least I was last time I checked. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Defo with u on this one.... Trade discription act lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ours is exactly appropriate and our profile (we think) is accurate.

Don't see the point in false advertising. lol

J&I

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hey....i am wet and wild

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By *uirkygirl OP Couple over a year ago

Quirkyville

Mine is too - I am Very vey quirky and i am also a girl...

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By *b430Man over a year ago

Tayside

"Mine is too - I am Very vey quirky and i am also a girl..."

But what about your other half?

Trades Description Act here I come!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But what about your other half?

Well I can vouch he can dance.... no so sure about the devil bit though.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just another random guy here

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan over a year ago

Glenrothes

"hey....i am wet and wild

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and the 999? Don't tell us - men with big helmets?

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By *uirkygirl OP Couple over a year ago

Quirkyville

But what about your other half?

Well I can vouch he can dance.... no so sure about the devil bit though.....

He is very Devillish!!

xxx

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By *ilandlarryCouple over a year ago

more north lincs than mids!

"Mine is too - I am Very vey quirky and i am also a girl...

But what about your other half?

Trades Description Act here I come!

I will vouch for the dancing part AND the devil part

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By *oDownEasyMan over a year ago

Ayrshire

Well I WILL go down,very easily too, so I'm alright!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well I am a bitch (sometimes) and i deffo got tits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"hey....i am wet and wild

and the 999? Don't tell us - men with big helmets?

Na that just because wetandwild was taken lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am defnitely Scottish and definitely a Sex Goddess so I'm okay.

and just as a useless piece of information the Act is now obsolete and has been replaced by other legislation! The new one doesn't have the same ring to it unfortunately! lol xx

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By *ompip3Couple over a year ago

Paisley

Well I'm not really Tom and she's not really Pip! ...... But we found that, "HugeginormouscockandBigtitsandcutearse" was proving troublesome for whispers in old chatroom!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

knock knock!,

whos there?,

me who?,

sorry just ruined that joke...it was a belter too..cant remember the punchline

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

darn does tht mean am gonna have tae change ma name again !!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

think im safe enough

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Hhhhhmmmmmmm i wonder lol

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

ok ok ive been sussed !!!!! in my defence though the old hard hearted hell bint wasnt available ...lol !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well !! Im LUSTY AND have HOTLIPS !

And anyone who has met me can tell you !! , lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well !! Im LUSTY AND have HOTLIPS !

And anyone who has met me can tell you !! , lol

under article 69 of the official trade secrets act, Im unable to provide any details of this statement

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By *lackboaWoman over a year ago

greenock

dammit....i'm sussed...!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

phewwwwww i so cant get done for this one i am a nutty tert wie weeble wobble attitude

but yup sure are lol

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By *illow PimpMan over a year ago

Midlothian

Well im from Edin and a deviant depending on who yeah listen too, so guess i check out ok

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well im from Edin and a deviant depending on who yeah listen too, so guess i check out ok

lol dont lie you should be edinniceguy lol

me well i should really update it to complicatedf31

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By *illow PimpMan over a year ago

Midlothian

"lol dont lie you should be edinniceguy lol

me well i should really update it to complicatedf31 "

You hitting on me gal ?

Imagine our couple profile, complicated_deviants jeeze we'd never get invited anywhere and be cast aside to the fuck meeting them short list

xbx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I havent had a shower today

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By *uirkygirl OP Couple over a year ago

Quirkyville

But when you have your shower will you still be Dirty???? xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well as it would already seem my name has been somewhat verified but just for the record.. i am indeed a Dancer and i am also a Devil...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But when you have your shower will you still be Dirty???? xxx"
for you I could be lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But what about your other half?

Well I can vouch he can dance.... no so sure about the devil bit though.....

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well i can vouch for the devil part he has the mask !!!!.... i know i bought him it pmsl

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Yep had a wee think about it and yes i am indeed explosive lol

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By *ighlandcouple40Couple over a year ago

Inverness

We are from the Highlands and were 40 once....

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By *uirkygirl OP Couple over a year ago

Quirkyville

"But when you have your shower will you still be Dirty???? xxxfor you I could be lol x

Woo hoo and if your not dirty enough we can always use a mud mask lol! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i will need to change my name cos i dont sleep in a box with andy pandy or teddy lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it just me or has anyone else noticed the amout of usernames thats should be a breach of Trading Standards?????????

YES!!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a scot and always cold here so blue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to work at Aberdeen Airport (ABZ) and was born in 1978

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i am a Ms and i do own sheets (and duvets - but ms duvet doesnt have the same ring to it)

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan over a year ago

Glenrothes

"ms duvet doesnt have the same ring to it) "
oh I don't know. Sounds better than ms candlewick bedspread. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fugy is defined in the english dictionary as a bigcockedmadpumpinliplickingbumtickling lethario...

oh and i come fae the uk!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definately no trading standards issues with this one ...lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always wondered if i was a boy coz when i was born my mammy asked the doctor....'Is it a boy or a girl doctor'? The doctor replied back...'Naw Mrs....its a beast'!!

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By *ola cubesMan over a year ago

coatbridge

"i will need to change my name cos i dont sleep in a box with andy pandy or teddy lol "
yup allley temptress is better !!!!!

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By *adgeeMan over a year ago

Sw Scotland

"Is it just me or has anyone else noticed the amout of usernames thats should be a breach of Trading Standards?????????

Its Rife

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