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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Following the unexpected success of my "cunt" post I've decided to showcase a good Scottish sweary word here every time I'm pished. which may or may not result in some people urging me to get professional help and possibly a few block buttons being tapped up... but i have a valid excuse for potential daily posts for a whole month from yesterday 
So anyway... Fandan...
This isn't as versatile a word, nor is it as widely utilised as cunt but it is one of my fave Scottish words.
Have YOU ever been called a fandan?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please get pished more often  . Yes I've been called and called others a fandan. It's more of a joke insult though "
You're quite right... fandan is a bit jokey and affectionate.
But I'd like to hear from people that have been called a fandan in malice. There's got to be someone out there!
"Here you ya fandan am dooin yooou"
You can hear the voice if you close your eyes and imagine it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brilliant word which should be used more often.
I'll start tomorrow 
Absolutely agree. Lets spread the fandan. It'll be a fandemic! "
My fandan is regularly spread 
Can't see it being used in an aggressive manner though. It's like the female equivalent of boabie. Don't think anyone would be horribly offended if they were called a boabie? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brilliant word which should be used more often.
I'll start tomorrow
Absolutely agree. Lets spread the fandan. It'll be a fandemic!
My fandan is regularly spread
Can't see it being used in an aggressive manner though. It's like the female equivalent of boabie. Don't think anyone would be horribly offended if they were called a boabie?"
A posh Robert would be |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brilliant word which should be used more often.
I'll start tomorrow
Absolutely agree. Lets spread the fandan. It'll be a fandemic!
My fandan is regularly spread
Can't see it being used in an aggressive manner though. It's like the female equivalent of boabie. Don't think anyone would be horribly offended if they were called a boabie?"
There's some who get horribly offended by just about anything! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brilliant word which should be used more often.
I'll start tomorrow
Absolutely agree. Lets spread the fandan. It'll be a fandemic!
My fandan is regularly spread
Can't see it being used in an aggressive manner though. It's like the female equivalent of boabie. Don't think anyone would be horribly offended if they were called a boabie?
There's some who get horribly offended by just about anything!"
True....ya fandan.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brilliant word which should be used more often.
I'll start tomorrow
Absolutely agree. Lets spread the fandan. It'll be a fandemic!
My fandan is regularly spread
Can't see it being used in an aggressive manner though. It's like the female equivalent of boabie. Don't think anyone would be horribly offended if they were called a boabie?
There's some who get horribly offended by just about anything!
True....ya fandan...."
Good job I'm not one of the some  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I’m driving and someone has been a fanny, and I feel the need to vocalise my thoughts I have said ‘ya fan....’ but remembered the kids were in the car so added a ‘dan’!
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A guy cut out in front of me and I muttered "Dick..."
Wee yin goes " Mummy, how come you know that man is called Dick?"
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"When I’m driving and someone has been a fanny, and I feel the need to vocalise my thoughts I have said ‘ya fan....’ but remembered the kids were in the car so added a ‘dan’!
A guy cut out in front of me and I muttered "Dick..."
Wee yin goes " Mummy, how come you know that man is called Dick?"
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Kids are awsome  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I’m driving and someone has been a fanny, and I feel the need to vocalise my thoughts I have said ‘ya fan....’ but remembered the kids were in the car so added a ‘dan’!
A guy cut out in front of me and I muttered "Dick..."
Wee yin goes " Mummy, how come you know that man is called Dick?"
Kids are awsome "
Wee yin is a smart cookie...knew exactly what I meant! |
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"Dobber
Dobber is massively underrated btw...and whalloper too...
Gies a gonk ya dobber .
How come you've blocked me ya dobber?"
I haven’t I’ve only got a small block list and your definetly not on it .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dobber
Dobber is massively underrated btw...and whalloper too...
Gies a gonk ya dobber .
How come you've blocked me ya dobber?
I haven’t I’ve only got a small block list and your definetly not on it . "
Strange ...says your profile can't be viewed cause I've blocked you (I haven't) or you've blocked me. Thought I'd said something at some point to piss you off |
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"When I’m driving and someone has been a fanny, and I feel the need to vocalise my thoughts I have said ‘ya fan....’ but remembered the kids were in the car so added a ‘dan’!
A guy cut out in front of me and I muttered "Dick..."
Hahahahaha
Wee yin goes " Mummy, how come you know that man is called Dick?"
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"Dobber
Dobber is massively underrated btw...and whalloper too...
Gies a gonk ya dobber .
How come you've blocked me ya dobber?
I haven’t I’ve only got a small block list and your definetly not on it .
Strange ...says your profile can't be viewed cause I've blocked you (I haven't) or you've blocked me. Thought I'd said something at some point to piss you off "
Exact same message I get can’t message or anything says I’m blocked . One of fabs weird glitches . |
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By *andsCouple
over a year ago
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"Dobber
Dobber is massively underrated btw...and whalloper too...
Gies a gonk ya dobber .
How come you've blocked me ya dobber?
I haven’t I’ve only got a small block list and your definetly not on it .
Strange ...says your profile can't be viewed cause I've blocked you (I haven't) or you've blocked me. Thought I'd said something at some point to piss you off
Exact same message I get can’t message or anything says I’m blocked . One of fabs weird glitches . "
I have had the same problem someone text me to say wtf have I done to piss you off why have you blocked me .... I hadn’t ! Weird eh x |
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"Dobber
Dobber is massively underrated btw...and whalloper too...
Gies a gonk ya dobber .
How come you've blocked me ya dobber?
I haven’t I’ve only got a small block list and your definetly not on it .
Strange ...says your profile can't be viewed cause I've blocked you (I haven't) or you've blocked me. Thought I'd said something at some point to piss you off
Exact same message I get can’t message or anything says I’m blocked . One of fabs weird glitches .
I have had the same problem someone text me to say wtf have I done to piss you off why have you blocked me .... I hadn’t ! Weird eh x"
Did it ever sort itself out ? |
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By *andsCouple
over a year ago
Edin |
"Dobber
Dobber is massively underrated btw...and whalloper too...
Gies a gonk ya dobber .
How come you've blocked me ya dobber?
I haven’t I’ve only got a small block list and your definetly not on it .
Strange ...says your profile can't be viewed cause I've blocked you (I haven't) or you've blocked me. Thought I'd said something at some point to piss you off
Exact same message I get can’t message or anything says I’m blocked . One of fabs weird glitches .
I have had the same problem someone text me to say wtf have I done to piss you off why have you blocked me .... I hadn’t ! Weird eh x
Did it ever sort itself out ?"
Yes it did not sure why it happened but I defo hadn’t blocked them x |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
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Fuckwit: Definition - a person who doesn’t think things through; someone who speaks or acts without considering the possible negative outcome.
eg: “He/She fucked that up cos they’re a total fuckwit”.
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"Fuckwit: Definition - a person who doesn’t think things through; someone who speaks or acts without considering the possible negative outcome.
eg: “He/She fucked that up cos they’re a total fuckwit”.
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Few of them on fab..to even it out few of them in real world also |
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"Dobber
Dobber is massively underrated btw...and whalloper too...
Gies a gonk ya dobber .
How come you've blocked me ya dobber?
I haven’t I’ve only got a small block list and your definetly not on it .
Strange ...says your profile can't be viewed cause I've blocked you (I haven't) or you've blocked me. Thought I'd said something at some point to piss you off
Exact same message I get can’t message or anything says I’m blocked . One of fabs weird glitches .
I have had the same problem someone text me to say wtf have I done to piss you off why have you blocked me .... I hadn’t ! Weird eh x
Did it ever sort itself out ?
Yes it did not sure why it happened but I defo hadn’t blocked them x"
Hopefully it’ll get sorted at some point . |
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"Dobber
Dobber is massively underrated btw...and whalloper too... "
I actually use both on a daily basis, alongside "tool"  these 3 words describe 99% of management in my work so I use them a lot. Usually addressed in the correct Scottish manner. That cunts a whalloper by the way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please get pished more often . Yes I've been called and called others a fandan. It's more of a joke insult though
You're quite right... fandan is a bit jokey and affectionate.
But I'd like to hear from people that have been called a fandan in malice. There's got to be someone out there!
"Here you ya fandan am dooin yooou"
You can hear the voice if you close your eyes and imagine it"
Every time I say it I hear weegie |
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