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By *oast888 OP Man over a year ago

cambuslang

You can remember the last time it properly rained in central Scotland

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By *e DevilMan over a year ago

Blantyre

"You can remember the last time it properly rained in central Scotland "

Your 50 in ten days

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By *rgoodnbadMan over a year ago

greenock

"You can remember the last time it properly rained in central Scotland "

Eh? That'll be last week, unless Greenock isn't part of central Scotland anymore.

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By *onkeymagic50Man over a year ago

Near the harbour

The pub on a Saturday night is full of folks young enough to be your kids

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

You look at some of the user names and think that if that's their year of birth they shouldn't be on here then you do the maths and realise that they are in their 30s!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beige trousers become acceptable to wear

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By *cott23Man over a year ago

north ayrshire

When you watch porn and your first thought is, that bed looks comfy!

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By *urray MintMan over a year ago

Brewtoon

When a thread has Banjo String in the title and you think your about to open up a musical thread !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cruise seems a good holiday choice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Beige trousers become acceptable to wear "

Even at 60, they are never acceptable.

Only crusty old school teachers wear coffee and creams.

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By *ustooCouple over a year ago

East Fife

Yea you know when your getting old when nobody chats or fab your pics because of our ages

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS over a year ago

somewhere

Your first hip hop album is 32 years old !

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By *ilveryFoxMan over a year ago

Midlothian

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By *ilveryFoxMan over a year ago

Midlothian

"Yea you know when your getting old when nobody chats or fab your pics because of our ages

I’ve just fabbed them

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By *ikilovesCCouple over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

You know you're geting old when....

Your birthday suit needs ironing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You get home and complain about those bloody kids over the roads music

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By *uietbloke67Man over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"Yea you know when your getting old when nobody chats or fab your pics because of our ages

Awwww there you go ....from a fellow mature person

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By *uietbloke67Man over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

When youv seen everything before for the third time...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When even after a good bevy session you still wake up at 6am the next morning!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you have shied older than the guys that message you on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you have shied older than the guys that message you on fab "

Oops typo Shoes !!!

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By *eep.Man over a year ago

Just a background character

When you need to use the torch on your phone to read the food labels.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When the Under 20 development players are getting closer to me on the 100m run at training

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you need to use the torch on your phone to read the food labels. "

I do that to read the numbers on my bank card.

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By *andCforfunCouple over a year ago

Inverness

When your other half has records the same age as you! I don’t feel old but he does lol

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By *cotsmacCouple over a year ago

glasgow

When you open a cheese toastie and wonder wither to tounge it or eat it...

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

When you go upstairs and forget why you went there, you return to the living room and promptly piss your pants !

That's NOT from personal experience . . . Yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you forget what you were saying in mid sentence

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By *e DevilMan over a year ago

Blantyre

When the most excitement you get from life is Trolling a swinger Forum. We all know the type.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you get up from being seated and you groan loudly and your hips click

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

.. you remember who Fun Boy Three was

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By *ikerbob1957Man over a year ago

Glasgow

when you aren't in anyone's age range except the ones that have left it at 18-99

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"when you aren't in anyone's age range except the ones that have left it at 18-99"

This most definitely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your wardrobe makes you look like a beige Power Ranger.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

".. you remember who Fun Boy Three was"
felt ancient when a few of the girls in work hadn't heard of bananarama!

Oofft

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

You get referred to see a rheumatologist because of the crippling joint pains you are experiencing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"when you aren't in anyone's age range except the ones that have left it at 18-99"

Hahaha thus us so true!!!

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By *e DevilMan over a year ago

Blantyre

"When your wardrobe makes you look like a beige Power Ranger.

Well your a grown man Butt , you can easily fix that one , go on a wee shopping trip and buy yerself some new gear if you dont like the look of your wardrobe.

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By *oast888 OP Man over a year ago

cambuslang

You try to pay for a pack of space raiders with a ten pence piece

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When your wardrobe makes you look like a beige Power Ranger.

Well your a grown man Butt , you can easily fix that one , go on a wee shopping trip and buy yerself some new gear if you dont like the look of your wardrobe.

Extremely difficult to read that.

Have you ever considered giving spelling and punctuation a try?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

".. you remember who Fun Boy Three wasfelt ancient when a few of the girls in work hadn't heard of bananarama!

Oofft

Oh I remember them! Loved Cruel Summer song!

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By *parkle13Woman over a year ago

Dundee

"Beige trousers become acceptable to wear "
. It's never acceptable lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Beige trousers become acceptable to wear . It's never acceptable lmao"

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

When they remake films and you remember the original!

My driving licence is older than some of the people I work with!

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

When staying in at the weekend is the new going out....

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By *illy7239Man over a year ago

Stenhousemuir

When you start to make noises everytime you stand up sit down or lift anything lol

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

"You try to pay for a pack of space raiders with a ten pence piece"

When you can remember when a fair few 10pence pieces were old 2 shillings!

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By *uietbloke67Man over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

".. you remember who Fun Boy Three wasfelt ancient when a few of the girls in work hadn't heard of bananarama!

Oofft

Oh I remember them! Loved Cruel Summer song!"

Now youv gone ..leaving me here on my own

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You try to pay for a pack of space raiders with a ten pence piece"

Tried that recently with a Freddo....gutted.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman over a year ago

Grangemouth

When you get a "kid free" night, no work the next day, and your first thoughts aren't PARTY. All down hill from there.....

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

When you own a pair of shoes that are older than your grown up kids

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By *oast888 OP Man over a year ago

cambuslang

When you can remember Steve Martin being funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You find yourself listening to desert island discs whilst doing the allotment!

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

One of the podcasts you subscribe to is The Archers

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By *oast888 OP Man over a year ago

cambuslang

"You try to pay for a pack of space raiders with a ten pence piece

Tried that recently with a Freddo....gutted."

I blame Brexit

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

When your youngsters try to tell you about computers and you can remember building and upgrading your own in the early 90s and downloading porn then!

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By *rgoodnbadMan over a year ago

greenock

"When you can remember Steve Martin being funny"

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...you open your handbag to pay in Tesco and find a pair of flip flops and a measuring tape but sadly no purse. I still have no clue what that was about. I'm very suspicious of that cat.....

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

"when you aren't in anyone's age range except the ones that have left it at 18-99

Hahaha thus us so true!!!"

Ha ha yeah - 99 pushing it tho couldn't do it ourselves lol