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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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here starts the book on whose gonna be the winner..........
obviously we havena seen any yet..
roll on the morra night..
and anyone posting negative 'X factor' vibes will be dealt with most severely ....
the punishment involves a full monty show by Mr Him, Mr 44 , Bub , Drew and at the tailend .. where he likes to be!!! Mr Fugy.... and of course, Toon will be there sniffing the thongs..
and trust me.... this show is not for the light of stomach 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am already looking thru my thesaurus so I can post all kindsa anti X Factor stuff.....I want the show...I want the show....."
soz bud ... forgot to mention..
you on cockring duty .. start buffing them up....
they need em |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am already looking thru my thesaurus so I can post all kindsa anti X Factor stuff.....I want the show...I want the show.....
soz bud ... forgot to mention..
you on cockring duty .. start buffing them up....
they need em "
*sighs*...okies......brasso and cleaning cloth at the ready..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am already looking thru my thesaurus so I can post all kindsa anti X Factor stuff.....I want the show...I want the show.....
soz bud ... forgot to mention..
you on cockring duty .. start buffing them up....
they need em
*sighs*...okies......brasso and cleaning cloth at the ready....."
what the fuck are you sighing for..
fluffer duty... to semi, help put on the ring..
jesus like winning the lottery... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am already looking thru my thesaurus so I can post all kindsa anti X Factor stuff.....I want the show...I want the show.....
soz bud ... forgot to mention..
you on cockring duty .. start buffing them up....
they need em
*sighs*...okies......brasso and cleaning cloth at the ready.....
what the fuck are you sighing for..
fluffer duty... to semi, help put on the ring..
jesus like winning the lottery... "
lolol.......just so long as I get to linger a while while i slipping them on  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am already looking thru my thesaurus so I can post all kindsa anti X Factor stuff.....I want the show...I want the show.....
soz bud ... forgot to mention..
you on cockring duty .. start buffing them up....
they need em
*sighs*...okies......brasso and cleaning cloth at the ready.....
what the fuck are you sighing for..
fluffer duty... to semi, help put on the ring..
jesus like winning the lottery...
lolol.......just so long as I get to linger a while while i slipping them on "
ffs I thought you said finger......... lol linger for sure...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am already looking thru my thesaurus so I can post all kindsa anti X Factor stuff.....I want the show...I want the show.....
soz bud ... forgot to mention..
you on cockring duty .. start buffing them up....
they need em
*sighs*...okies......brasso and cleaning cloth at the ready.....
what the fuck are you sighing for..
fluffer duty... to semi, help put on the ring..
jesus like winning the lottery...
lolol.......just so long as I get to linger a while while i slipping them on
ffs I thought you said finger......... lol linger for sure...... "
either way......fugy gonna look like a startled rabbit...PMSL!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am already looking thru my thesaurus so I can post all kindsa anti X Factor stuff.....I want the show...I want the show.....
soz bud ... forgot to mention..
you on cockring duty .. start buffing them up....
they need em
*sighs*...okies......brasso and cleaning cloth at the ready.....
what the fuck are you sighing for..
fluffer duty... to semi, help put on the ring..
jesus like winning the lottery...
lolol.......just so long as I get to linger a while while i slipping them on
ffs I thought you said finger......... lol linger for sure......
either way......fugy gonna look like a startled rabbit...PMSL!!!!"
tears running down my fat chops wi laughter... we queers always good for a chuckle ..
anyway back to the Xfactor.... |
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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago
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and of course, Toon will be there sniffing the thongs...... at the risk of me being associated with the queers on this thread....HOW VERY FUKIN DARE YA....
wand while we on the subject of x factor....remember that song by musical youth....' pass the fugy on the left hand side'  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" and of course, Toon will be there sniffing the thongs...... at the risk of me being associated with the queers on this thread....HOW VERY FUKIN DARE YA....
wand while we on the subject of x factor....remember that song by musical youth....' pass the fugy on the left hand side' "
lol lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"excuse me ....im a prince among men.....those two queens can fight amongst themselves....aslong as they naked and in mud lol"
Am polishing my nails even now...bring it on mary boy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I imagine a "Full Monty" show by the aforementioned Doods (or Doodettes as the case may be) would be funnier than anything EVER on the X Factor....tickets for me please Katy...and P.S. Someone should organise such a show for a Ladies Fundraiser...lololololol I can hear the baying wolves now ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"3.....2.......1..... your bac in the room.......phew stockport a nasty place lol"
she sure was....... I got a wee bit flushed for a sec......
had Ninewells on standby |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oi we are coming to u remember...£40 that was the deal was it not....3 course dinner, B&B and a bottle of wine thrown in for good measure....i'll nip to Holland & Barretts now and pick up another bag of raisins just for u, c how generous I am |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OOOH....I feel a song coming on......
I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all round my cell
I asked the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round
Turning Japanese, I Think I'm Turning Japanese I really think so
Turning Japanese, I Think I'm Turning Japanese I really think so
Pick me Simon...pick me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i do love the x factor...but u canni beat dancing on ice...least there is a chance of sum1 breaking sumfing...that keeps me watching week after week.....im not evil...honest...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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decent tv at last woohoo cannae wait
think you boys should get on britains got talent next time lmao ...
didnt know you were pyscic view lol good prediction xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think the black girl will win or the cute looking young guy
what...not the good looking boy band???"
no they never win... louis shags them and that aint a prize I would want.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the black girl will win or the cute looking young guy
what...not the good looking boy band???
no they never win... louis shags them and that aint a prize I would want.. "
no but i'll have mr cowell mmmmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think the black girl will win or the cute looking young guy
what...not the good looking boy band???
no they never win... louis shags them and that aint a prize I would want..
no but i'll have mr cowell mmmmmmmm"
between this and the tudors...... yu beginning to rattle my cage and no in a good way xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
get a grip wumin. !!!!!!!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the black girl will win or the cute looking young guy
what...not the good looking boy band???
no they never win... louis shags them and that aint a prize I would want..
no but i'll have mr cowell mmmmmmmm
between this and the tudors...... yu beginning to rattle my cage and no in a good way xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
get a grip wumin. !!!!!!!!!!
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lol lol lol oi whats wrong with the tudors....that bloke is well fit xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think the black girl will win or the cute looking young guy
what...not the good looking boy band???
no they never win... louis shags them and that aint a prize I would want..
no but i'll have mr cowell mmmmmmmm
between this and the tudors...... yu beginning to rattle my cage and no in a good way xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
get a grip wumin. !!!!!!!!!!
lol lol lol oi whats wrong with the tudors....that bloke is well fit xxx"
do I look like fecking henry Vlll..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the black girl will win or the cute looking young guy
what...not the good looking boy band???
no they never win... louis shags them and that aint a prize I would want..
no but i'll have mr cowell mmmmmmmm
between this and the tudors...... yu beginning to rattle my cage and no in a good way xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
get a grip wumin. !!!!!!!!!!
lol lol lol oi whats wrong with the tudors....that bloke is well fit xxx
do I look like fecking henry Vlll..
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em............  do u have a ginger wig and beard you could stick on and i will compare lol xxxx  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think the black girl will win or the cute looking young guy
what...not the good looking boy band???
no they never win... louis shags them and that aint a prize I would want..
no but i'll have mr cowell mmmmmmmm
between this and the tudors...... yu beginning to rattle my cage and no in a good way xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
get a grip wumin. !!!!!!!!!!
lol lol lol oi whats wrong with the tudors....that bloke is well fit xxx
do I look like fecking henry Vlll..
em............ do u have a ginger wig and beard you could stick on and i will compare lol xxxx "
ginger wig ... I aint russ abbott either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the black girl will win or the cute looking young guy
what...not the good looking boy band???
no they never win... louis shags them and that aint a prize I would want..
no but i'll have mr cowell mmmmmmmm
between this and the tudors...... yu beginning to rattle my cage and no in a good way xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
get a grip wumin. !!!!!!!!!!
lol lol lol oi whats wrong with the tudors....that bloke is well fit xxx
do I look like fecking henry Vlll..
em............ do u have a ginger wig and beard you could stick on and i will compare lol xxxx
ginger wig ... I aint russ abbott either "
See You Jimmy welcome to The Madhouse xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i LOVE LOVE LOVE the X factor!!!
I cant wait for it all to start!!!
Saturdays are worth living again!!! yaaaay!!
yes yes i confess im and X factor a holic...
the only thing id rather watch is the men in this thread getting jigging with it!!
FFS id buy all the pop corn and sell tickets!! haha
Vol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I still have no telly... I'll have to press my wee swollen face against Vols window and watch from there.
Will be on the patio ready, with a camp bed a sleeping bag and a thermos of vodka from 3am saturday morning xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well Buboo..
you cant dance.
you cant sing,
if you dont mind me asking , what the fook do ya do..
WELL THERES ALWAYS THIS ..........
Buboo .......x "
Oi Bub yu can so sing... I heard ya
enter and I will vote for ya  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohh great the Z Factor.
At least i now know if i want an hours nap switch on the Z Factor and off i go."
wash you mouth out grecian m8.. you canna say these things ..
girls get him and no in the way he wants lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Simon's high waisters?  OMG over to you View.... dear oh dear  "
soz Laine, No Comment... high waisters and such travesties to style and all that is important in the 'Bi Guy Bible'...
sorry I need to go and lie down.. come over all dizzy .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Calling for a medic for you View.....in the meantime a rub down with a moist wet one and a reviving shot of this months Vogue till the dizziness passes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Calling for a medic for you View.....in the meantime a rub down with a moist wet one and a reviving shot of this months Vogue till the dizziness passes. "
fuck its to late...
I have a tank top ... round collar shirt and bell bottoms on....
god I am str8 ......
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone . let me know when its at the latter stages.
if a get time ahll watch it on a sunday
Buboo"
deal, dinna want you being distracted from your sat night wank.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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and I am taking a note of names of people who slag off Big Bruv and XFactor and I am so not going to shag em.. they may beg and beg me....
but answer will be No No No No No..
unless very pretty and/or hung..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"well view looks like the only ones left to shag is me and taj cause every other bugger has slagged them off
a view mrs hedo and taj threesome
mrs h xxxx"
yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well! some right surprises on x-factor tonight... jamie afro .. looking good. and as for the two who tried to steal stunnas name... lol stunna you have nothing to worry about, they weren't stunners at all..... they were so bad and fugly they stunned the audience into silence!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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liked the guy singing for his brother.. was a wee tear jerker..
actually was jerking a lot thro Xfactor.. and wasna a fit.. but Cheryl is very pretty. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"those 3 girls, mizz fits i think they were called, they were fabby
mrs h xxx"
aye they were... but didna like the song much... great voices tho.
I would do fffm with them but change the song or no percy action.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"those 3 girls, mizz fits i think they were called, they were fabby
mrs h xxx
aye they were... but didna like the song much... great voices tho.
I would do fffm with them but change the song or no percy action.. "
pmsl xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well view looks like the only ones left to shag is me and taj cause every other bugger has slagged them off
a view mrs hedo and taj threesome
mrs h xxxx"
 Did someone call |
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