Why the f@ck do my kids keep asking me where the hairbrush is, I’ve got more hair on my big toe than my head.
And also, why does my daughter ask me where her nail polish is!
Anyway, how do your kids annoy you? |
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"Why the f@ck do my kids keep asking me where the hairbrush is, I’ve got more hair on my big toe than my head.
And also, why does my daughter ask me where her nail polish is!
Anyway, how do your kids annoy you?"
Because its part of being a parent.
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"Why the f@ck do my kids keep asking me where the hairbrush is, I’ve got more hair on my big toe than my head.
And also, why does my daughter ask me where her nail polish is!
Anyway, how do your kids annoy you?"
Mines doesn't flush the bog but has been strongly warned I'm going to return the favour one day if he keeps doing it!  |
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"Lego and fuck off big jaggy dinosaurs left on the carpet that I never seem to notice. Been peeled off the ceiling many a time after standing on them.
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Jaggy dinosaurs buckled  |
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"Phones never out their hands yet when you call or text they never answer you straight away lol
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Oh god, I soooooo get that one! I've given up trying to contact my son now. I go straight to my DiL and get her to contact him. He wouldn't DARE not respond to her!  |
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"Phones never out their hands yet when you call or text they never answer you straight away lol
Oh god, I soooooo get that one! I've given up trying to contact my son now. I go straight to my DiL and get her to contact him. He wouldn't DARE not respond to her! "
Haha my son is the opposite. He will blank my Daughterinlaw and amswer me. X |
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"Lego and fuck off big jaggy dinosaurs left on the carpet that I never seem to notice. Been peeled off the ceiling many a time after standing on them.
Jaggy dinosaurs buckled "
"Mummy.... what's a stegofuckingsaurus?"
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My son has a collection of plates and cups in his bedroom which rivals what is left in my kitchen.
I’ve told him to bring them down on several occasions to no avail.
I’m going to take drastic steps this weekend.....I’m switching the WiFi off! |
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" I’m going to take drastic steps this weekend.....I’m switching the WiFi off!"
A friend (Who works in IT Security) changes his WiFi password every Thursday night, and the kids only get to know it once they've done their weekend chores.
It works too, as when they get home on a Friday afternoon they normally have everything done super-fast.
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"Why the f@ck do my kids keep asking me where the hairbrush is, I’ve got more hair on my big toe than my head.
And also, why does my daughter ask me where her nail polish is!
Anyway, how do your kids annoy you?
Mines doesn't flush the bog but has been strongly warned I'm going to return the favour one day if he keeps doing it! "
There that too, along with “aiming issues” from the boys. |
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"Lego and fuck off big jaggy dinosaurs left on the carpet that I never seem to notice. Been peeled off the ceiling many a time after standing on them.
Jaggy dinosaurs buckled
Could be worse you could have sat on said jaggy dinosaur and create a new species a megasorearse
"Mummy.... what's a stegofuckingsaurus?"
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"Lego and fuck off big jaggy dinosaurs left on the carpet that I never seem to notice. Been peeled off the ceiling many a time after standing on them.
Jaggy dinosaurs buckled
Could be worse you could have sat on said jaggy dinosaur and create a new species a megasorearse
"Mummy.... what's a stegofuckingsaurus?"
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"My son has a collection of plates and cups in his bedroom which rivals what is left in my kitchen.
I’ve told him to bring them down on several occasions to no avail.
I’m going to take drastic steps this weekend.....I’m switching the WiFi off!"
We have kids on a separate WiFi so John just switches theirs off
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"My son has a collection of plates and cups in his bedroom which rivals what is left in my kitchen.
I’ve told him to bring them down on several occasions to no avail.
I’m going to take drastic steps this weekend.....I’m switching the WiFi off!
We have kids on a separate WiFi so John just switches theirs off
K x"
Same here K!  |
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"Why the f@ck do my kids keep asking me where the hairbrush is, I’ve got more hair on my big toe than my head.
And also, why does my daughter ask me where her nail polish is!
Anyway, how do your kids annoy you?"
Stop using their stuff  |
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"Why the f@ck do my kids keep asking me where the hairbrush is, I’ve got more hair on my big toe than my head.
And also, why does my daughter ask me where her nail polish is!
Anyway, how do your kids annoy you?"
Breathing, mostly. |
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"Why the f@ck do my kids keep asking me where the hairbrush is, I’ve got more hair on my big toe than my head.
And also, why does my daughter ask me where her nail polish is!
Anyway, how do your kids annoy you?Stop using their stuff "
Haha, The only time I’ve stolen her nail polish is when I chipped the white tv unit and covered it up! |
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"My son has a collection of plates and cups in his bedroom which rivals what is left in my kitchen.
I’ve told him to bring them down on several occasions to no avail.
I’m going to take drastic steps this weekend.....I’m switching the WiFi off!"
Make him eat in the kitchen like everyone else x |
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I hate that mine’s is old enough now to call me out on my do as I say, not as I do chat.
E.g ‘Why are you drinking wine if we’re only allowed water at bedtime?’
‘Did you have your porridge before that chocolate doughnut?’
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"youngest constantly being kicked out of English cause she doesn't know when to shut the fuck up lol
oldest thinking she's knows it all at 14 lol"
Our little princess got told off in class. When her mum asked why, she said "Because the teacher interrupted me when I was talking"! |
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"youngest constantly being kicked out of English cause she doesn't know when to shut the fuck up lol
oldest thinking she's knows it all at 14 lol
Our little princess got told off in class. When her mum asked why, she said "Because the teacher interrupted me when I was talking"! "
lol bless
Jess one of the times was her telling him he had wrote silence wrong on the bored send her home with lines and spelt disruptive wrong kevin was gonna score thru it and write must try harder
she's also been caught mimicking the teacher and saying oh my god a lot when she gets into trouble
but in other classes she's getting merits home lol |
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"youngest constantly being kicked out of English cause she doesn't know when to shut the fuck up lol
oldest thinking she's knows it all at 14 lol
Our little princess got told off in class. When her mum asked why, she said "Because the teacher interrupted me when I was talking"! "
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"Lego and fuck off big jaggy dinosaurs left on the carpet that I never seem to notice. Been peeled off the ceiling many a time after standing on them.
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Explain how standing on a bit of Lego manages to be more painful than a drawing pin?
It’s a wee bit of plastic yet it’s fucking agony to step on it. |
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