"How many Fab'ers does it take to change a lightbulb?"
Ok
About ten will moan that the light bulb doesn't respond at all.
Four will be too young for electrical work and will try to screw it into a wall socket.
One will really want to change it then get scared and sit in the dark instead
Then finally the light bulb says "fuck this" (yes a talking lightulb) and screws itself in.
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By *oast888 OP Man
over a year ago
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"How many Fab'ers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ok
About ten will moan that the light bulb doesn't respond at all.
Four will be too young for electrical work and will try to screw it into a wall socket.
One will really want to change it then get scared and sit in the dark instead
Then finally the light bulb says "fuck this" (yes a talking lightulb) and screws itself in.
"
Your clearly referring to one of those 2 pin footery ones. Poor guys need a shoe horn for that shit! |
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"How many Fab'ers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ok
About ten will moan that the light bulb doesn't respond at all.
Four will be too young for electrical work and will try to screw it into a wall socket.
One will really want to change it then get scared and sit in the dark instead
Then finally the light bulb says "fuck this" (yes a talking lightulb) and screws itself in.
"
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Here we go, another thread about changing lightbulbs. Maybe it’s not the lightbulb that needs to change. Maybe everyone needs to change their attitudes to lightbulbs. Maybe rooms could have more windows, or get rid of the net curtains, then the lightbulbs wouldn’t have to change. Maybe the lightbulb just needs help with its pics and it’s profile text, there’s probably loads of lampshades out there who would like the lightbulb just the way it is.
Whatever. It’ll only be another few days before someone else posts another thread bashing lightbulbs. This place never changes. |
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"Here we go, another thread about changing lightbulbs. Maybe it’s not the lightbulb that needs to change. Maybe everyone needs to change their attitudes to lightbulbs. Maybe rooms could have more windows, or get rid of the net curtains, then the lightbulbs wouldn’t have to change. Maybe the lightbulb just needs help with its pics and it’s profile text, there’s probably loads of lampshades out there who would like the lightbulb just the way it is.
Whatever. It’ll only be another few days before someone else posts another thread bashing lightbulbs. This place never changes."
Also.... Best profile bio by a country mile.
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over a year ago
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"Here we go, another thread about changing lightbulbs. Maybe it’s not the lightbulb that needs to change. Maybe everyone needs to change their attitudes to lightbulbs. Maybe rooms could have more windows, or get rid of the net curtains, then the lightbulbs wouldn’t have to change. Maybe the lightbulb just needs help with its pics and it’s profile text, there’s probably loads of lampshades out there who would like the lightbulb just the way it is.
Whatever. It’ll only be another few days before someone else posts another thread bashing lightbulbs. This place never changes."
And yet you took the time to read and post just to belittle others who were having some lighthearted fun.
You're wrong though, this place has changed because a lot of people who used to post on the forums now avoid doing so. |
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"Here we go, another thread about changing lightbulbs. Maybe it’s not the lightbulb that needs to change. Maybe everyone needs to change their attitudes to lightbulbs. Maybe rooms could have more windows, or get rid of the net curtains, then the lightbulbs wouldn’t have to change. Maybe the lightbulb just needs help with its pics and it’s profile text, there’s probably loads of lampshades out there who would like the lightbulb just the way it is.
Whatever. It’ll only be another few days before someone else posts another thread bashing lightbulbs. This place never changes.
And yet you took the time to read and post just to belittle others who were having some lighthearted fun.
You're wrong though, this place has changed because a lot of people who used to post on the forums now avoid doing so. "
Ahahahaha . Talk about missing a point . You just accused this poster of belittling a lighthearted thread. Clearly you never read this post. He was having some lighthearted fun at the life of a lightbulb. Maybe YOU need to chill out instead of having a stupid pop at someone.
You are probably right though , lots of people have stopped using the forums . Look at your own post here and you may understand why. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Here we go, another thread about changing lightbulbs. Maybe it’s not the lightbulb that needs to change. Maybe everyone needs to change their attitudes to lightbulbs. Maybe rooms could have more windows, or get rid of the net curtains, then the lightbulbs wouldn’t have to change. Maybe the lightbulb just needs help with its pics and it’s profile text, there’s probably loads of lampshades out there who would like the lightbulb just the way it is.
Whatever. It’ll only be another few days before someone else posts another thread bashing lightbulbs. This place never changes.
And yet you took the time to read and post just to belittle others who were having some lighthearted fun.
You're wrong though, this place has changed because a lot of people who used to post on the forums now avoid doing so.
Ahahahaha . Talk about missing a point . You just accused this poster of belittling a lighthearted thread. Clearly you never read this post. He was having some lighthearted fun at the life of a lightbulb. Maybe YOU need to chill out instead of having a stupid pop at someone.
You are probably right though , lots of people have stopped using the forums . Look at your own post here and you may understand why. "
Even I got that!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Here we go, another thread about changing lightbulbs. Maybe it’s not the lightbulb that needs to change. Maybe everyone needs to change their attitudes to lightbulbs. Maybe rooms could have more windows, or get rid of the net curtains, then the lightbulbs wouldn’t have to change. Maybe the lightbulb just needs help with its pics and it’s profile text, there’s probably loads of lampshades out there who would like the lightbulb just the way it is.
Whatever. It’ll only be another few days before someone else posts another thread bashing lightbulbs. This place never changes.
And yet you took the time to read and post just to belittle others who were having some lighthearted fun.
You're wrong though, this place has changed because a lot of people who used to post on the forums now avoid doing so.
Ahahahaha . Talk about missing a point . You just accused this poster of belittling a lighthearted thread. Clearly you never read this post. He was having some lighthearted fun at the life of a lightbulb. Maybe YOU need to chill out instead of having a stupid pop at someone.
You are probably right though , lots of people have stopped using the forums . Look at your own post here and you may understand why.
Even I got that! "
I suppose that's what happens when you read a post too quickly |
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa
Can everyone just get back on point with this!
How the f**k do I solve this lightbulb issue? I can't face another night of darkness!  "
You could call the fire brigade and tell them theres a cat stuck up there and when they turn up say it WAS there a minute ago, oh since your here !!! |
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By *oast888 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa
Can everyone just get back on point with this!
How the f**k do I solve this lightbulb issue? I can't face another night of darkness!
You could call the fire brigade and tell them theres a cat stuck up there and when they turn up say it WAS there a minute ago, oh since your here !!! "
An accurate discription of this place, the pussy is here one minute and then "poof" it's gone |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I suppose that's what happens when you read a post too quickly
Not good enough. I demand significant reparations. I’m deeply insulted.
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Ill treat you to a coffee next time im up your way and an apology in person instead of in a message  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Put the said lightbulb in a room with some of the elite lady members from fab as they believe the whole of fab revolves around them thus the bulb will be screwed in . "
Who's that then? |
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