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By *e-sub OP   Couple  over a year ago

north ayrshire

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's rich and self-employed,

And when I spend, won't be annoyed.

Pull out my chair and hold my hand..

Massage my feet and help me stand.

Oh send a king to make me queen.

A man who loves to cook and clean.

I pray this man will love no other.

And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with

big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me fishing and drinking.. This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan  over a year ago

Glenrothes

Lmfao. Nice one. Cheered me up.

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman  over a year ago

Aberdeen

Very good, made me smile

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