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What would happen if your last text message went on...

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By *awty Max OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

...your headstone?

Mine would be *Pick me up at 12 pls*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your Hungryhouse order is on its way".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“I’d rip the hedges out by the root!!”

Bizarre, I know!

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By *oast888Man over a year ago

cambuslang

"It's fine I'll do it"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will give you the number when you arrive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Let me know you’re safe!

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS over a year ago

Edinburgh

Lol OK xxx

From my girlfriend...

Mandy

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By *eADevilCouple over a year ago

Blantyre

Add me on snapchat . Username : xxxxxxxx

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By *earded blossomCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Your PrettyLittleThing parcel is now with your local Hermes courier and is on its way to you. Delivery will be attempted between 11:00 and 13:00 today

K x

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By *awty Max OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Should have said

Please blank numbers and names!

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By *awty Max OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Looks like some of you will need a big headstone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He was shit hot at the Samba"

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Can you get more tropical juice

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By *ane DTV/TS over a year ago

London

Your parking at location @^&@*£ will expire at 15.58

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Defo a bad idea!

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By *uriousCouple999Couple over a year ago

edinburgh

A text from my friend, mind that happened to you with a meme attached saying 'fracturing both your legs in 52 places at school & being told to stick one of these on them' with a picture of blue roll

Quite funny I was very accident prone at school

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Greeting's ya bawbag, program on channel 5 coming on about Ben Nevis and the tricky side and I thought you would like it. Hope your broken nail varnish heals soon. Rugby players are gay. S***p XX

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh shit here goes!

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By *oney4uCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Wages are now sorted. It was a problem at the bank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On top ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines would read "see you on Friday"

That would amuse me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brendan Rodgers shagged a tranny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Very popular today!"

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By *he_stigMan over a year ago

Glenrothes

“Call us now to finding out if you have a PPI claim”

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Let's just order kebabs tonight

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By *andsCouple over a year ago

Edin

I got the job woop woop !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How are my little angels?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you acknowledge the messages above?"

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

“Squirming cunt. What an absolute rocket”

Just a typical message between me and one of my best pals.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On way

see you at 4.30

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enjoy yourself!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what about Saturday?

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By *ere I go againMan over a year ago

Falkirk

This text has charged you £5. Your PIN code is KKETE6B. Please enter this at FabSwingers.com/pin to complete the upgrade. (winconltd.com 03333321821)

????????

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By *entleman Caller GlasgowMan over a year ago

Bellshill

Mine was ‘I’ll help in any way I can’.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell Emma Stone she needs to wait until next week as Jennifer Lawrence has me booked until Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Makes quite a funny chat if you string some of these together

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By *implyJayGeeMan over a year ago

Garthamlock

Yous should cover howling furies off of fistful of metal.

From a mate and fan of my band hahaha

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

received text: "feck aff ya cnut"

Sent text: 2-1, natural order restored

**apologies as it was about football...

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By *awty Max OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"received text: "feck aff ya cnut"

Sent text: 2-1, natural order restored

**apologies as it was about football...

Haha! And on a marron headstone lol

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By *awty Max OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

It went very very well!

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"received text: "feck aff ya cnut"

Sent text: 2-1, natural order restored

**apologies as it was about football...

Haha! And on a marron headstone lol

well it widnae be green lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines would read . I was waiting on my shag ..

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By *ommickMan over a year ago

cork

No problem

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"received text: "feck aff ya cnut"

Sent text: 2-1, natural order restored

**apologies as it was about football...

Haha! And on a marron headstone lol

well it widnae be green lol xx "

( closet hibee supporter ? )

Anyone know where I can get a one way ticket to mars ?

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"received text: "feck aff ya cnut"

Sent text: 2-1, natural order restored

**apologies as it was about football...

Haha! And on a marron headstone lol

well it widnae be green lol xx

( closet hibee supporter ? )

Anyone know where I can get a one way ticket to mars ?

Careful sweetie, you could easily get a boot up the arse to get you there... (luvs ya really...) xx

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

I would probably get a quicker response !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What a dickhead"

Hahaha

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By *aughty-Scots68Man over a year ago

Angus

I’ve gone commando today and having naughty thoughts

Text from the wife I hasten to add

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bricklayers required for a commercial site in arbroath. Contact Amy if interested

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By *awaiianguyMan over a year ago

East Ayrshire

At the station, look out for me...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd do anything to eat that booty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cool

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By *elper 69Man over a year ago

Kirkcaldy

There's 3 ways to hit it.

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