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Getting some home improvements done a while back and the big guy was standing there with a can of that foam filler in his hand..
"So, you needing any other holes filled then?"
Mr was literally biting his knuckles looking at me, fighting the urge to state the obvious. |
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"Getting some home improvements done a while back and the big guy was standing there with a can of that foam filler in his hand..
"So, you needing any other holes filled then?"
Mr was literally biting his knuckles looking at me, fighting the urge to state the obvious."
Do you think he knew exactly what he was saying lol?
Some absolute belters on here folks keep them cumming |
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"Getting some home improvements done a while back and the big guy was standing there with a can of that foam filler in his hand..
"So, you needing any other holes filled then?"
Mr was literally biting his knuckles looking at me, fighting the urge to state the obvious.
Do you think he knew exactly what he was saying lol?
Some absolute belters on here folks keep them cumming"
No, I think the big guy was quite innocent and didn't realise Mr is a dirty bastard! |
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"Getting some home improvements done a while back and the big guy was standing there with a can of that foam filler in his hand..
"So, you needing any other holes filled then?"
Mr was literally biting his knuckles looking at me, fighting the urge to state the obvious.
Do you think he knew exactly what he was saying lol?
Some absolute belters on here folks keep them cumming
No, I think the big guy was quite innocent and didn't realise Mr is a dirty bastard!"
Either way its a classic  |
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While waiting to play crazy golf, it was very busy, the woman told us "pick any hole to start"..... to which the dirty fker I was with fell about laughing uncontrollably. I was mortified and she was  . Can't take him anywhere.  |
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"Made a female colleague laugh while she was drinking a can of juice, causing her to splutter juice everywhere. Told her not to spit but swallow. She spluttered some more laughing. "
Am sure that there was a poster at the dentist about not swallowing but spitting.
(Maybe it was spit not rinse.) |
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A colleague once told a all girl secondary school headmistress, who was abseiling off a cliff at the time, to lie back and spread her legs wide....
The watching class were suitably amused.
The same year, as an 'innocent' 17 year old, the boss overheard myself and female colleague in the shed discussing whether it was too big to fit, or if a bit of lube would help it fit if I pushed really hard from below...we were fitting a new part to sailing boat, honest...
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I was okaying golf with a mate who plays at a high standard. We were on the green and he said to me if you want to get it in the hole you have to stroke it firmly. I nearly wet myself laughing  |
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As a packaging designer there is no end to fun in the office with the words 'box' and 'flaps'.
"Let me see your box"
"do your flaps open"
Really don't know how I haven't been sacked yet |
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I have actually said this to someone who stripped off in front of me (at work) and bent over to pick up her clothes. Not knowing where to look I awkwardly complimented her on her jewellery but she thought I was talking about her balloon knot |
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Was abseiling to take out a window and haul a big sofa up from ground level and the pretty lady owner asked if what i was doing was dangerous and actually said “I’m not afraid of heights, if you put me in a harness I might be able to help squeezing it in. I looks a bit to thick to slip in easily.”
I really had to wonder if she was one here  |
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"I have actually said this to someone who stripped off in front of me (at work) and bent over to pick up her clothes. Not knowing where to look I awkwardly complimented her on her jewellery but she thought I was talking about her balloon knot "
Any jobs going ?  |
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