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over a year ago
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"It's not the size it's what u do with it "
Aye but if it doesn't even touch the sides then we won't be able to feel what you're doing with it 
(and I don't have a fanny like a trap door before some smart arse comments!) |
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It's important, but even being hung like a horse isn't going to do you any good if the woman you are shagging has a fanny like the inside of an empty washing machine. |
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"It's important, but even being hung like a horse isn't going to do you any good if the woman you are shagging has a fanny like the inside of an empty washing machine. "
Mine can take a 10kg load. |
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"It's important, but even being hung like a horse isn't going to do you any good if the woman you are shagging has a fanny like the inside of an empty washing machine.
Mine can take a 10kg load."
Bigger than average...I used an 18kg one today! |
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"It's important, but even being hung like a horse isn't going to do you any good if the woman you are shagging has a fanny like the inside of an empty washing machine.
Mine can take a 10kg load.
Bigger than average...I used an 18kg one today!"
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By *illnatMan
over a year ago
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"It's not the size it's what u do with it
Aye but if it doesn't even touch the sides then we won't be able to feel what you're doing with it
(and I don't have a fanny like a trap door before some smart arse comments!)"
That made me laugh. My weird sense of humour Made me nearly ask if it was unhinged but thought better of it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's not the size it's what u do with it
Aye but if it doesn't even touch the sides then we won't be able to feel what you're doing with it
(and I don't have a fanny like a trap door before some smart arse comments!)
That made me laugh. My weird sense of humour Made me nearly ask if it was unhinged but thought better of it "
Unhinged? It can go a bit mad like....sometimes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's not the size it's what u do with it
Aye but if it doesn't even touch the sides then we won't be able to feel what you're doing with it
(and I don't have a fanny like a trap door before some smart arse comments!)"
Is that my cue? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can do a lot more with a guy who’s average than a guy who’s too big for me anything bigger than about 7/8” length really can start to hurt me and make sex super uncomfortable and same goes for girth too |
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"It's not the size it's what u do with it
Aye but if it doesn't even touch the sides then we won't be able to feel what you're doing with it
(and I don't have a fanny like a trap door before some smart arse comments!)
Is that my cue? "
Button it Mr....your card is marked! |
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"It's important, but even being hung like a horse isn't going to do you any good if the woman you are shagging has a fanny like the inside of an empty washing machine.
Mine can take a 10kg load.
Bigger than average...I used an 18kg one today!"
bucket cunt? Ewww |
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"It's not the size it's what u do with it
Aye but if it doesn't even touch the sides then we won't be able to feel what you're doing with it
(and I don't have a fanny like a trap door before some smart arse comments!)"
OMG! Trap door!! I can’t breathe |
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I think it’s definitely more about technique than size.
Fair enough, if it’s teeny tiny it’s probably not going to be that great, and if it’s too big it just hurts and means you can’t sit down properly for a couple of days which isn’t really pleasant.
Give me a guy with an average size cock that can turn me on mentally as well as physically and I’m quite delighted, thank you very much!  |
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"It's important, but even being hung like a horse isn't going to do you any good if the woman you are shagging has a fanny like the inside of an empty washing machine.
Mine can take a 10kg load."
twin tub, huh?  x |
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By *illnatMan
over a year ago
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"It's important, but even being hung like a horse isn't going to do you any good if the woman you are shagging has a fanny like the inside of an empty washing machine.
Mine can take a 10kg load.
twin tub, huh? x"
With a twin tub it’s all about the spin cycle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As the saying goes:
Long and thin, goes right in and manufactures babies
Short and thick does the trick - and satisfies the ladies....
Or is that nonsense! Can't remember where this saying came from |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
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Let's look at this dilemma from a different angle. . . . Maybe it's not the bolt that's the problem . . Maybe the nut is too big.
I suggest men carry aa bulldog clip or even a needle and strong thread with them . . . Hahaha
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