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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Really can’t get the thought out my head of a coustomer paying in sexual favours after completing any job in there home. As unprofessional as it is I can’t get it out my head wondered if anyone would be interested tiler by trade but can do lots of handywork/odd jobs xxx

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By *uke7894Man  over a year ago

Traveling

Haha would enjoy the payment plan better than cash. General handyman here. Carpentery, plumbing and some electrical. Also mechanic in spare time.

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By *onkeymagic50Man  over a year ago

Near the harbour


"Really can’t get the thought out my head of a coustomer paying in sexual favours after completing any job in there home. As unprofessional as it is I can’t get it out my head wondered if anyone would be interested tiler by trade but can do lots of handywork/odd jobs xxx "

To be honest I would have thought being self.employed .earning cash and keeping your professional reputation intact would be more important than payment in kind even though you seem obsessed by this scenario (green arrow).nothing wrong in thinking what you do we probably all have .but losing your reputation as a reputable tiler is no worth any sex encounter

But that of course is just my opinion

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

100% agree that’s y I’ve never once acted on the thought of it. I think it would need to be a semi pre arranged thing from a site like this and not just a spontaneous thing as like you say reputation is everything in the trade world. Just a though that is hard to shift once it’s in there haaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had this thought once. Cute guy who fixed my fridge. Really wanted to but didn't when I noticed his wedding ring.

Definitely a cheeky fantasy of mine.

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By *ainbowBrite57Woman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Such a good fantasy though!

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By *ornylittlesubWoman  over a year ago

Grangemouth

Doesn't have to be just a fantasy....it's called "role play". As long as it's agreed beforehand then it's just playing out a sexual fantasy and no need for anyone's professional reputation to be brought into question. SORTED. . (Just to be clear, it's NOT one of my fantasies)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Really can’t get the thought out my head of a coustomer paying in sexual favours after completing any job in there home. As unprofessional as it is I can’t get it out my head wondered if anyone would be interested tiler by trade but can do lots of handywork/odd jobs xxx

To be honest I would have thought being self.employed .earning cash and keeping your professional reputation intact would be more important than payment in kind even though you seem obsessed by this scenario (green arrow).nothing wrong in thinking what you do we probably all have .but losing your reputation as a reputable tiler is no worth any sex encounter

But that of course is just my opinion "

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Really can’t get the thought out my head of a coustomer paying in sexual favours after completing any job in there home. As unprofessional as it is I can’t get it out my head wondered if anyone would be interested tiler by trade but can do lots of handywork/odd jobs xxx

To be honest I would have thought being self.employed .earning cash and keeping your professional reputation intact would be more important than payment in kind even though you seem obsessed by this scenario (green arrow).nothing wrong in thinking what you do we probably all have .but losing your reputation as a reputable tiler is no worth any sex encounter

But that of course is just my opinion "

Of course. But he's not talking about cracking on to a random customer, he's talking about a role play scenario with someone from here as many people do, a harmless bit of fun.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Really can’t get the thought out my head of a coustomer paying in sexual favours after completing any job in there home. As unprofessional as it is I can’t get it out my head wondered if anyone would be interested tiler by trade but can do lots of handywork/odd jobs xxx

To be honest I would have thought being self.employed .earning cash and keeping your professional reputation intact would be more important than payment in kind even though you seem obsessed by this scenario (green arrow).nothing wrong in thinking what you do we probably all have .but losing your reputation as a reputable tiler is no worth any sex encounter

But that of course is just my opinion "

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By *ickygirl41Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

As properly negotiated role play this is actually a pretty cool fantasy... I like it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My all time fantasy !

Came close a few times but bottled it everytime

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By *andsCouple  over a year ago

Edin

If you are happy with this and the woman is happy with it then go for it x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If it’s an all time fantasy then arrange it through here as a role play scenario

I’m sure there are plenty of guys in here who have some kind of trade that would happily go along with the role play. Who knows not inky do you satisfy a fantasy you might even get a reduction in any repairs needed in your home

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The fantasy is that's a total random act.

Not a role play set up.

Thats why for me it will always prob stay a fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As someone who is currently faced with the reality of agreeing to this similar scenario, I'm going to be deserving of an Oscar by the end!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The fantasy is that's a total random act.

Not a role play set up.

Thats why for me it will always prob stay a fantasy "

Auds do you need someone to look at your PC

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol

Plumber maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lol

Plumber maybe? "

I can do some plumbing too

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By *sturbo6969Man  over a year ago

kilmarnock

Im a site manager for a housebuilder and had signals when in doing snagging...i said snagging to maybe get rewarded for my work but always bottled it lol.obviously being professional or is it being stupid

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By *egs11ABCWoman  over a year ago

Aberdeen

I'm back to front. Did it the opo

Postie way round and met my decorator thro fab

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Really can’t get the thought out my head of a coustomer paying in sexual favours after completing any job in there home. As unprofessional as it is I can’t get it out my head wondered if anyone would be interested tiler by trade but can do lots of handywork/odd jobs xxx "

Damn it’s a tight good joiner I’m needing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One of my fave fantasies! And I’ve just moved house so have a stream of guys in fixing stuff all the time just now! I’d probably die if the situation arose in real life though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Closest I've came to this was having a quickie with Mr when the Virgin guy was in one time. Was worried he'd hear but also secretly hoped he'd come upstairs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I think I agree that setting it up takes away some of the excitement and fun it being totally random is what makes it so good but from a professional point of view I think it would need to be set up. I would die with embarrassment if I went to make the move and she wasn’t interested and just being friendly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well I need a plasterer if anyone knows one?

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By *ighland gentlemanMan  over a year ago

Ardgay

Had various flirtatious moments at work and did once engage with someone after hours.

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By *uietbloke67Man  over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Money every time for my jobs on the side...sorry to disappoint ladies lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha Sinderella if you need plumbing work I’d happily do it lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As a carpet fitter ive seen more thongs on the floor than I care to mention over the years never indulged but ive had clients who were on fab

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By *kblueeyesCouple  over a year ago

kilkenny

Any electrician s x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can change a mean lightbulb

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not wishing to be rude but it does sound like a very bad 70's porn movie.

But seriously in the D/s lifestyle some relationships could be described like this. The Domme or Dom, have their submissive doing menial tasks about the house and this is rewarded with pleasure. The only difference being that shoddy work is punished ... Which in itself is pleasurable of course. I have had many a submissive who deliberately failed at tasks so as to receive good flogging. The trick is knowing when this happens and changing the punishments/pleasures accordingly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not wishing to be rude but it does sound like a very bad 70's porn movie.

But seriously in the D/s lifestyle some relationships could be described like this. The Domme or Dom, have their submissive doing menial tasks about the house and this is rewarded with pleasure. The only difference being that shoddy work is punished ... Which in itself is pleasurable of course. I have had many a submissive who deliberately failed at tasks so as to receive good flogging. The trick is knowing when this happens and changing the punishments/pleasures accordingly "

What’s wrong with 70's porn? D'you no' get the memo? The bush is back!

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By *illy7239Man  over a year ago

Stenhousemuir

Timeserved plumber here #justsaying

Might aswell jump on the bandwagon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've done this with three in the past, not full on sex but mostly offered the ozdt I do, two were before xmas the third after new years. one was an ice land deliveryman so don't think that counts actually..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Making me wish I was a delivery man now xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh yes

Used to be a grocery boy back in the day.

Old bone shaker bike delivering messages from the grocers shop.

Had a regular lady on my round.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any plasterers?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im not an experience gynocologist but i will have a bloody good looknat it for you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Time served everything here. Fuck first though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need flat packed furniture put together. I quite like doing it but I'd trade lol.

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By *uke7894Man  over a year ago

Traveling


"I need flat packed furniture put together. I quite like doing it but I'd trade lol. "

Handy job. Time served carpenter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need flat packed furniture put together. I quite like doing it but I'd trade lol. "

Did i mention my middle name is IKEA?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Making me wish I was a delivery man now xx"

that one was before xmas, I blew him at my doorstep for a bit cause I caught him pervin my boobs, then finished him off in his car when he finished his shift

before him, was a gasman that came to fix the boiler during the big freeze time before xmas

the most recent was the post man

Aussie's eh clearly built for fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Clearly built for serious fun. I’m 100% needing to visit more clients like you. Are u sure u don’t need work done haha

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By *ekcusMan  over a year ago

Killarney and area

I need some shelves put up if anyone's interested give some good head in return see verifs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Flat pack still needs done......

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan  over a year ago

edinburgh

Good all round handyman and gardener

Available , more than happy to erect your flat pack , educated hands, cool head ,,,, lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I once blew the virgin media guy when he installed my new home.

That was fun x

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By *kblueeyesCouple  over a year ago

kilkenny

Any sparkys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m an industrial abseiler, I’ve seen loads of people “at it” while abseiling down past windows. Usually get either a cheeky smile or they almost have a heart attack. Do a bit of domestic window cleaning or repointing with tenements at mates rates but never had the offer. Defo a fantasy tho.

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By *ill67Man  over a year ago

alloa

decorated here anyone needing a job done

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

a need a few handymen painter, gardener, someone to put up wardrobes, man with a van to help take stuff to the skip eh works.. ave a milf squad though too and eh other half bein sarfaye already whos posted on here shes eh aussie :P xox

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan  over a year ago

edinburgh

Good all round handyman and gardener and man with a van available for a wide variety of jobs , pm me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any issues roof wise just gimme a mail

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had a woman drop plenty of hints at this a few years ago when I was working in her house, started subtle and ended with a dressing gown falling open.

Was in a relationship at the time so politely said I wasn’t interested and finished my work.

I hope she didn’t feel embaresssd or anything as she was stunning!

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple  over a year ago

HereAndThere

Mr Sofa has been known to provide odd jobs for blow jobs, isn’t that wright Dear?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Seems to be quite a few women’s fantasy’s I’ll 100% be taking up the next women’s offer when she starts with the flirting. Working in my mother In laws this week tho so that’s a no go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyone needing a gas man or plumber x

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman  over a year ago

Aberdeen

I was feeling naughty prior to ill health and did just that. My handyman was very happy

I also gave the local farmer a bj for delivering the hay to me. Dirty girl I know!

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By *ilveryFoxMan  over a year ago

Midlothian


"Really can’t get the thought out my head of a coustomer paying in sexual favours after completing any job in there home. As unprofessional as it is I can’t get it out my head wondered if anyone would be interested tiler by trade but can do lots of handywork/odd jobs xxx "

You’ve been watching to much porn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd be doing the job first then making sure i get paid before any fun, got the bills and a social life

Time served tradesman here, anyone need anything done message and if its my trade i'll help you out.

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By *loki the BoatbuilderMan  over a year ago

Kattegat

I either couldn't read the signs when I was single if there was interest by female customers, or I was loyal to my girlfriends whenever I was on a job and would try to get the job done as quick as possible and get out incase I felt temptation, above all, professionalism in my trade, and doing the best job I could was priority for cash payment.

During one of my many periods of being single, luckily enough a gorgeous female friend whom I secretly had a fancy for, wanted a laminate floor laid, I thought nothing of it, and had my professional head on, did the job, once finished, I got payment, stayed back for a coffee after packing my tools before I headed home. Whilst in her kitchen there was some sort of magnetic force that pulled us together, and before I knew it, we were kissing, and when she touched my hands, literally sparks of electricity flashed between us, I had, and have never experienced anything like that in my life since, there definitely was some sort of electrical force at work, we both trembled a bit in anticipation and nervously laughed it off, I tried to justify it as being some sort of static electrical field from the new floor being laid, but we weren't standing on the new floor, as that had been laid in the living room and hall, very bizarre, but in a good way, as we ended up spending the night together and I went home the next day.

Bizarre, but true story

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Where is the love for us brickies

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By *homasP80Man  over a year ago

Linwood


"Really can’t get the thought out my head of a coustomer paying in sexual favours after completing any job in there home. As unprofessional as it is I can’t get it out my head wondered if anyone would be interested tiler by trade but can do lots of handywork/odd jobs xxx "

I’d be up for this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Govan hill il be in today If anyone wants there guttering cleared free

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