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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Going on a date on Saturday with a stunner I met off fab I've no been on a date in a long time as was with my ex Mrs 10 year turfed her out a month ago and think it's time Bruno the Staffie got a new Ma 
Going into Glesga for a few drinks
Any tips 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wait at least an hour before dropping the phrase 'fanny batter' into the conversation."
Deep fried my jumbo sausage in her fanny batter already so that ships sailed
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depends if its a fucking date or an actual date? If its a social to see if you have chemistry before a fucking session then drinks and banter will be enough.
Either way good luck.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Depends if its a fucking date or an actual date? If its a social to see if you have chemistry before a fucking session then drinks and banter will be enough.
Either way good luck. "
Actual date, seems to like my patter, just nervous cause as I said was with my ex 10 years |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wait at least an hour before dropping the phrase 'fanny batter' into the conversation.
Deep fried my jumbo sausage in her fanny batter already so that ships sailed
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I love you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Wait at least an hour before dropping the phrase 'fanny batter' into the conversation.
Deep fried my jumbo sausage in her fanny batter already so that ships sailed
I love you."
Love you 2 mon roon |
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"Wait at least an hour before dropping the phrase 'fanny batter' into the conversation.
Deep fried my jumbo sausage in her fanny batter already so that ships sailed
I love you.
Love you 2 mon roon"
I love you both! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wait at least an hour before dropping the phrase 'fanny batter' into the conversation.
Deep fried my jumbo sausage in her fanny batter already so that ships sailed
I love you.
Love you 2 mon roon
I love you both! "
3 some at mine? Take yous for a buffet in the morning |
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"Wait at least an hour before dropping the phrase 'fanny batter' into the conversation.
Deep fried my jumbo sausage in her fanny batter already so that ships sailed
I love you.
Love you 2 mon roon
I love you both!
3 some at mine? Take yous for a buffet in the morning"
You keeping the light on? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wait at least an hour before dropping the phrase 'fanny batter' into the conversation.
Deep fried my jumbo sausage in her fanny batter already so that ships sailed
I love you.
Love you 2 mon roon
I love you both!
3 some at mine? Take yous for a buffet in the morning
You keeping the light on?"
Depends if you's are hounds or no when you turn up at my door |
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"Wait at least an hour before dropping the phrase 'fanny batter' into the conversation.
Deep fried my jumbo sausage in her fanny batter already so that ships sailed
I love you.
Love you 2 mon roon
I love you both!
3 some at mine? Take yous for a buffet in the morning
You keeping the light on?
Depends if you's are hounds or no when you turn up at my door "
No words |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wait at least an hour before dropping the phrase 'fanny batter' into the conversation.
Deep fried my jumbo sausage in her fanny batter already so that ships sailed
I love you.
Love you 2 mon roon
I love you both!
3 some at mine? Take yous for a buffet in the morning
You keeping the light on?
Depends if you's are hounds or no when you turn up at my door
No words "
I'll no make it obvious I'll kid on I've no payed the leccy n they've cut is aff |
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"Wait at least an hour before dropping the phrase 'fanny batter' into the conversation.
Deep fried my jumbo sausage in her fanny batter already so that ships sailed
I love you.
Love you 2 mon roon
I love you both!
3 some at mine? Take yous for a buffet in the morning
You keeping the light on?
Depends if you's are hounds or no when you turn up at my door
No words
I'll no make it obvious I'll kid on I've no payed the leccy n they've cut is aff"
Subtle and very considerate! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wait at least an hour before dropping the phrase 'fanny batter' into the conversation.
Deep fried my jumbo sausage in her fanny batter already so that ships sailed
I love you.
Love you 2 mon roon
I love you both!
3 some at mine? Take yous for a buffet in the morning
You keeping the light on?
Depends if you's are hounds or no when you turn up at my door
No words
I'll no make it obvious I'll kid on I've no payed the leccy n they've cut is aff
Subtle and very considerate! "
Am a considerate guy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you’re anything like the way you are on here she’ll be laughing all night... always a good thing! Hope it’s a fab night
K x"
Cheers think it's my humour or my big cock that's bagged me a date, one of the two |
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OP, tell your date about that time a forumite posted a heartfelt thread about running out of time to have children, and you decided that was a good point for one of your hilarious posts offering to impregnate her. I’m sure she’ll be putty in your hands. |
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"OP, tell your date about that time a forumite posted a heartfelt thread about running out of time to have children, and you decided that was a good point for one of your hilarious posts offering to impregnate her. I’m sure she’ll be putty in your hands."
I'll impregnate her if she wants |
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